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Show Trooltlea f Voana 1tunwta, . S A young housewife, from, upstate, who had been recently niarrl-'d. called upon una of her nclghtxirs In an apartment apart-ment house a day or two ago looking; ' , for Information, aaya the New York ' Post. Hho saluted her neighbor with , , "How do you kill crabs?" "What on -r earth aro you talking alHut?" "Well, you aeo, my husband sent home some crabs for dinner, and he will be homo soon, and I don't know h iw to kill Ilium. I hnvo been trying to drown them for an hour, snd they are Just aa , lively as ever." Another young married woman from one of the suburbs of Boston, came to llvo In Now York. Ono after noon ahe waa entertaining two callers ! at tea, when the husband of one) I dropped In. She knew very welt that ho did not raro for tea, and thought - f her husband might not Ilka It If she , j did not give him something to drink, I Hh n asked hltn If ho would have aome ' whisky, and on his replying In tho at- ; ' flrmatlve, left tho room. After a somewhat long absence, ahe returned ( with a bottlo In each hand, snylng: , i "1 can't find tho whli ky, but here is . , aome 'Cog nac' and aome Haltlmora , ' rye. Will either of theso do?" |