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Show TOO GOOD A LIAR. Why Acquaintanceship of Long Dura Hon Waa Severed. "Oh, yes, I know tha plaintiff very well," aaid a wltnota recently In a asmane suit. "I used to visit him at bit shop every day and swap Ilea with aim." "Used to?" querlod the examining counsel, "what do you mean by that?" "Just what I said," retorted the wit-Best. wit-Best. "1 used to go thore." "Oh," said the attorney, "you doii't visit him any more? Did you bavoja falling out?" 1 "Well, not exactly, I Just quit goAg thero." B "Toll tho court why," said the aUil nuy. A "Well, Judge." anld tha wltnenal acrewlng himself around In tba cha and faring him. "lie told me onca 'A had a brothor who could Jump forly feat Into the air and remain up IV r twenty soconds." I |