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Show Her Ex-8on. Mrs Wabash There goes Mra Mar riiuore wllh her eicpwin. What a Qniiiely Ikiy he Is! Wt 4. Do Vftrso - Yes, and yet I re meniher several years ago I (bought aim quite pretty. j Mrs. Walisnh - Ah! but you wore hit mother at that time, wire you not? Mra De Vorse Why. yes, I believe I waa. I'hlladelphl I'ress. , A Logical Inference. ! Little Hess Who Is that strange lady, mamma? Mamma- That la Mlas Goodwin. Iht philanthropist, my dear, Llttlo Hess What I a phllanthro plat? Mamma It Is a word derived from the Oreek signifying "a lover of men." Little Hess Then I guess all women are philanthropists, aren't they, mam ma? The Old, Old Story. Ted Well, la ta, old chapplo, 1 must gel away; I havo sn engagement due A pressing ono? I Ted Well, It generally ends In thst, don'tcherknow. when (he gas Is turned down. Half Holiday. I Two Ways of Seeing It First Lump of Delight My buabsnd Is air Jealous! ! i Second Lump of Delight How ab- j luril! I First Lump of Delight Why, Isn't . jours? Second Lump of Delight Of couras I not - First Lump or Delight How humlll allng! Now Yorker. Blaming It on tbe Breed. "Sick at your slomnch, eh?" said Ihe boy's mother. "Wbs( made you that way?" "I guess," said Ibe boy, reproachfully, reproach-fully, "it waa that bread you made me eat at lunch time." "Indeed T Where have you beon all afternoon ?" "Over In old man Peters' apple orchard or-chard " . I Mofelnw Qwm family. I Mr, Walkyus lo you ilifnw ww' that young Mr. Spryggyns Is especially especial-ly Interested In Mabel? Mra. Watkyns Well, It looks thst wsy. The last time he called he persisted per-sisted In having hor bring out Ihe old photograph album and ahow him the pictures of all tbe near and distant relatives. Could Not Believe It Jack I thought that the author of this book waa famous for his kesa understanding of women? Jane Well, do you doubt It? sack Of course. He aays (hat the heroine suffered In alienee. Retribution at Hand. ' "Mandy," aald Farmer CorntosseL "do you know Hint one of them boarders board-ers Is tho man that got me Into s crooked game In Ihe train last winter win-ter r "Are you goln' to have him arrest edr "No, Jos' yon see thst he doesn't pay his board In rounterflult money aaf we'll get even all right" About Ihe Site of It "Ever notice It?" queried Ihe nil who begins his remarks In the mid die. "Ever notice what." asked the ess) mark. "That for every dollar a man wlw on fast horses be loses two on slow ones?" continued the oilier. Just Like the Olver. "Whow! Who gave you this clgai old man?" "Why, Dauber, (ho arllat" "I thought so. It's Just like him." In what way?" "Why, It's cheap, full of flaws aw drawe poorly." Taking B Straw Vote, ranvaaaer Who Is Mr. Honperk as lag to support. Mrs. Heepevsk Mc |