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Show H U T,li lhi llelnr Ml.r AU. PB A certain artist declares that a PJJ newly betrothed lover eommlMlonnl ) ihlm In ratal a lul) nook In th ) rirtki nn the ahnrr brrne there lit JJH ihad ilatdarrd hl patalnn The picture ) 'wm painted hut litforo It mi done JH ' th lotr Mid I'J the artist Jl ' or ranr, I shall par for that pie- (nrr a agreed but my Bgagf.ment li flHJ nfT, and, n( eour. It wnulil tia pain- pj , fnllr Mgntlr In mr II you ran sell JJJ II In somebody el I "III take annthrr ! 'pleluro, and be xtrcniely obliged be- f aid." 1JB Th painter ns-mted In the arrange- JJJ intent, but althtti n week hla patron AB again presented himself ''It la all right." Ii announced. Joy IJI ously: "I'll lake lint pleturr." JJJJ "Am I In congratulate jrim nn tho re- JJH newal n( your engagement?' tha artlal JJJJ aakrd. PH The other seemed a little confined. JJB tint quickly recovered hla aelf posse- JJH alon nnd grinned, aa he aald JJH "Well, not exactly It waa thi aame JH place, but Ilia girl wna different" H THI! DIIUNK. JJH "What canaarndlsh Idiot t ami PH Uuaht got ver drunk wake up and )H And myself betilnd th' bar rlrst llmt JH over In, Jail m llfol" PJL9J J A Itr Amlillhio. PH , Iltderly Adviser Mr dear friend I PJH i turn read your book, "A Woman nf JH Qualllr." with pain It la strong but HI o Infinitely coarse and disgusting) Pfl Why did rou write aueh a story? PJH Distinguished Authoress 1 wantid JJH lo ahow tlm rrltlra who aald mr ' I.llllo PJH lt.ord I'pndlelgh llor" waa too aoft nnd PH namby-pamby that I could do some- . thlnit enllrelr different It I felt Ilka It JJH Chicago Tribune. PBfl Hnnlrroal tUrblne. PH "You know 1 rid, a verr old fash- PH iloned bicycle lt'a auch (not aud PBfHl trualr machine that I hate to give It JJI up, but I think I ahall have to lay It fljja aside now and gel a modern one." JJJ t "What'a tha mailer with It now?' JJI "An automobile took fright nt It Ihla JJJB , morning and ran away." Chicago JJH t Tribune, PH llflxern Ilia I4oe. HBJ lie I bare been making a aluily of H PAlmtatrjr, and aa a reault hare become B quit a forlune-teller. Juit let roe H liar jour hand. Mlta Clara, and I B She (Interrupting) Why-er HBBj , rrallr, but tbla la ao audden However. H h rou hare mr permlialnn to conaull H papa." Chloago Newa. E IJi.iHii"". I The Doctor The cenaua tnumer- K J ntora aar tber nre finding the men H , mora addicted In concealing their agti ' than the women are H The I'rofeaaor I don't take an atock In that ilnrr. A man can't con- 1 real hla nge halt ni well aa a woman H can Chicago Tribune H r H drew Hill, the (uunlr, 1 "1 aupponu," remarked tho facelloui BaH I boarder, "rou hnv a cow that glvra Iconrfenaod milk." "No," replied tha Intelligent farmer "I did have, but when tbla glorloua ripanelon atruek H the country. It atruek her, loo" 1'till- H ndelphla Trcaa. BM' float Iho doctor baa taken to row- hHR Ing H : Mlii Yiuhl What oara does he H lloat-The Mill! QH (VmiMllan. 9H ' Maud Wa nre going to apend the M I aummer at lllltaldo home. In the RHj i Maroon mounUIM. lR IrenoI waa thoro a month or two HH lt j&LprSli't a pleaaant place, but HE I dDn't -jifjlN table. Tber rve auch M,H weak cgnm B kMaudxYa, I know the coftee'a weak, B but the hammock! are atrong. Chl j . 'tribune |