Ogden Daily Standard | 1916-07-22 | Page 9 | Baby Carriages on the Pioneer Day Celebration

BABY CARRIAGES Dl THE PIONEER DAY CELEBRATION A voice from Spookland, Booby Vale, Valley of Doubt, to the Baby Carriage Committee: A cut In on a wireless telephone connection with Storkland. "Say, Storkland, keep out a minute, I want to butt in. Hello Baby Carriage Car-riage Headquarters, I am 'Rolling Stone tho kind that gathers no moss. We live in the backyard of Storkland. Our habitation is known up here as 'Sleepy Hollow' sometimes nicknamed 'Booby Shop.' We ride on the river of doubt and back up in the creek of 'slipping opportunities.' We never do anything, we never got anywhere, except ex-cept furnish the earth with bachelors. But don't hold that against us. We want to do something. We want to reform. So give us a place in the Baby Carriage Parade.' "Alright 'Rolling Stono,' if you will use your influence while here to change all the bachelors into Benedicts Bene-dicts we will extend to you the hand of welcome and will kill the fatted calf evory time one of Ogden's bachelors bach-elors sees the error of his ways and forsakes 'The path of nover-know Joy.' Here's success to you 'Rolling Stone.' Baby Carriage Headquarters."