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Show MCSKRAT A Th- - UrMI bring feesh In w en you ketch Tm un y seek lew. "oen seem OME duties to important :naa not lesve '1m outdoor In mud ail night E y a vote of the church members at health. I was out bout 4 o'clock by Moriah, Carnarvon, a curious dispute No matter how HI they feel, they drag themselves AND SOME OFTHE MARVELOUS lighthouse yeaday was on Tuesday evening settled. With Point an' I see beeg sturand pile up trouble. TALES THEY TELL. through tho daily tasks introduction of the new hymn and geon lie drlf up on mud bank. Got the This is heroic but a penalty ha to be tune book of the connection a few !eeg bang on head same lak yourn. weeks ago, there was also initiated paid. Mlehlgee Wall Kun Their T;pa Wkaa 1 t'lnk I go out on point now I fin daf feesh gone hey, Theopbile? A woman in New Matarooras. Ohio. the practhe. which Ik not very gea- -' It CM.ee ta lutiluwiat seal Ab.-a"Wat you tlnk, who Is bettalre liar. Mbs. Isabeu. Bradfield. tells i the eral in place of wor-- 1 Fere Veracity, Tkaa th Feln Antoine or Theophlle? asked Thedo ship, of singing the Amen at tha lloat Ba trconlxl Ika Meakral fraijab following letter how she fought with t conclusion of Cleat te of the company In general. eat h hymn. Several of tbQ feminine orjrwii until bed. She memtrre of the congregatloa disapher shouted the two storytellers Me' to take to forced finally (Special Letter.) proved of the innovation, and by way The muskrat Frenthuian la tu be without pausing in their eagernessto ayt: of protest resumed their seats at tha found dwelling in the data along the claim superiority, to observe the exact Dear Mb. PinkhaM I feel it my duty to write to you to close of the hymn proper."' Feeling on Detroit river, near Detroit, MWh. In bearings of the remark tell you that I have taken Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com"You hear dat the matter became so acute that the Jean a'd Baptiste n edicine in the world like it. I stature he la small, in complexion like Montie pound and think there is You ea h haf called odder a pastor decided to take the voice of the to hla native muJ ln habile simple and for sometimes twelve weeks at a suffered for nine years, on Tuesday evening, when there You haff your church liar. outand uncleanly, in appetite satisfying time 1 could not stand on my feet. 1 had female troubles of side my saloon." was present a large attendance of himself with roast "muskrat ehtuff wis all kinds; backache, and headache all the time. I keel dat Theophlle. declared church member. The result- - was the onyon, wat&ed down with whisky SeveU different doctors treated tne.' Sorr.v said defeat of the supporters of the "Amen side the by wavageir.reavfng ,- The little bejifar than raw alcohol! In door. would have to go to the hospital and f by en overwhelming majorityhe fanciful, is wild, vivid, Imagination an I as foiiows: In resulted of favor oh have operation performed. But .Antoine Jus lak dead a'ready," voting extravagant. I thankful I am that 1 did not, that 46; against, ((.North the "Amen, how between clenched Theophlle On Monday Antoine Bundle, a true Wslea Observer. I tried your Vegetable Comteeth, hastening from the front door. type of the muskrat Frenchman, came The to I instead. pedio paused long cannot players pound say lnto Jean Baptiste Montie's saloon at Caiuiwuad I motives. too much in its 'tsten, but no sound came from withnor A tit sen or more of the 45 consolEcorse with a red and swollen nose. out. praise, Thedo Cicotte broke the silence. thank you enough for what it idation compouud freight locomotives, There was considerable excitement in "I tlnk he hot run away home as has done fur me. I want you the saloon. The two Cicottes of De- fas' as recently ordered for use on the southI can eh? weesh leg carry, western division of the Baltimore A to publish this in all the papers troit were playing a match game of Ohio Railroad, are in service and are Theophlle tak hees sturgeon wlx hint. for the good of other pedro with the two Montle brothers. giving splendid satisfaction. On the Sufferers." Thedo Cicotte was winning, and play Mississippi division they have intng every card with a yell of triumph The wives and creased the train haul 40 per cent over and a thump of the knuckles that the old line. When the grade reducmothers of America tions are completed the Improvement made the table dance. "Fourteen are over to given will be even more noticeable. The time! he shrieked, as he played on work. Let them b . compound ten - wheel passenger wn the last tric k and chalked the scar wise in tune and at glnes have developed unexpected pull down on the table top, while the the first indication tng power and unwsual speed. of unkempt, uncrowd, composed female of trouble muskrat but washed, sympathetic itartU, write to Mrs. Pink-ha- m Frenchmen, pressed closely around the "The cashier Informed me." said the at Lynn, Mass., The players. triumphant Thedo that he wae strongly president, forheradvice. This turned and beheld Antoine Boudies tempted to skip with the funds, but nasal beacon. that be locked himself up with them advice is promptly given without charge. end prayed over them all night and "Haylo, Antoine. Ha! Ze red nose. The present Mrs. Pinkkams experience in treating female Ware you get him?" overcame the temptation." "I know for years she worked side by side with is Ills unparalleled; Ware I get him? i tell you. You It.'1 said the chief --director.' "I had a Mrs, Lydia E. Pinkham, and forisomettme past has had sole detective at his door, one at each winsay liar, but so it Is. Dees morn I busiof her great Charge of the orrespondence department tak pail an ax an' go to rtvaire; walk dow and one on' the roof at the A hundred-thousan- d as as letter and by many helping ness, advising out bout half acre on ice, chop hole chimney flue khll he was praying." ailing women during a single year. In ice an get watalre. Den I say, I "SWISH! CO BOAT RIGHT UNDER Atlanta Constitution. HIM! tirsty; get drink. I stoop, poot head "Tlrteen time," shouted Jean Bap- DOES BOSTON! KNOW THIS? In hole, drink watalre. Splosh! bang! as he banged down a win- Sometlngs by re nose haf me fsst. tlste Montle, Beaefeest War Tor Meeh for I geev great swalr. leap, fall on Ice, ning card on the table, and the game This Mae. on. went watalre I rub hear someting strike. Thomas May of New Hartley, Norout my eye. Look. Dere on Ice lie thumberland, little anticipated that hU POSTMEN OF HAVANA, cat feesh, beeg, so long, wat I poo sudden demise would give rite to an out watalre by my nose. Ah! she hurt le gee leer Ikevlce by Which They Interesting etymological question, says an bleed, but I tak' feesh an pall an' ererred Their Fey. the London Globe. He died because he fat leetle I Firs put go to house. Under the Spanish system Mr. Rath-bon- e had swallowed too many "carllns," or muskrat on my nose teel she feel ver found that the letter carrier re- dried peas, in accordance with north fine. Den I weigh feesh 20 pounds. ceived their pay by charging from 8 to country custom, on Carlin Sunday, not 1 tak before many beeg feesh, but 5 cents, and sometimes more, for every which falls one week before Palm Sunso on my nose. Wen feesh tak nose for bait I Jus soon be Couple acre off. letter they delivered, it took only a day day, and Is celebrated by the eating of or I tell you, feesh bite my nose. How In two to have that system abolished dried peas. In token of Lenten far. Havana,, much to the relief of the This custom the correspondent of a You call dat? red lak mak wheesky merchants. The carriers were put on j contemporary declares to be a survival felme liar? You hear dat Kanuck low? Somebody hoi me! 1 keel him? salaries equivalent to that which they of the pagan bean feasts whose name were supposed to earn by the has been perpetuated to describe the Oh! good. All right. Yas. I tak' Your rume md hddrm on & point Cird will ment method they were permitted to annuel outtngs jlveq by employers to drink den. Leetle glass wheesky, Of. WilUimirPinK PUII use hUderTfi? Tofnier regime. 'Thenar-rier- s their Journeymen. A more reasonable ibioluti pfoof riftyotj please. under cure Phle will the not for the "bean of term if, feast" apderivation you ore afflicted Spanish system you People the to and the bar, Antoine went - to be from the north Mention tor mall or the of charged only with disease however,delivery of blood, hny tarittf being dealt, again the fame was matter but they rifled idtfert' fretity; pear. term "bean," for the bird we end ere with sl5e IVedliorder1 door wuntry the when buffering opened whklfyou proceeding and made money known elsewhere as the bean goon will tend evidence th&t will convince end fiitUFy jind Theophlle Campau came In drag- from mall matter and selling stamps them. (anser aegetum) or stubble goose. This ging a large sturgeon that would weigh The letters and other you thet Dr Vfilliemt PinK Pills' for Pole Peopie will mall derivation is confirmed by the alternatof grades 90 Jean Baptiste pounds. perhaps ' cure you matter would be forwarded without ive use of the term "waysgoose, to Montle turned to him with an InnoThese pills contein, in e condensed form, ell the and the carriers at the bean other a stamps, feast, "ways signify printers cently Inquiring expression: .elements necessary to Jive new life end richness to the of the routes would collect not meaning stubble, and a "waysgoose" a "Ha, Theophlle, you got wale. Ware end iblood end restore ehettered. nerves. Theyere en un but for for the haronly delivery, fattened stubble after the goose stamp you fin dat drif shore? been simhad aialrn. that was There at vest. and furnishing the chief dish filling specific for such diseesev es locomotor "Wat! You Insool' me lak dat? 1 Vitus dence, scietice, neureldie, rhtumetism, St. fin him on hook wat 1 bait for him. ply an unparalleled looseness in the the entertainment hrhlrh concluded the I You. stop play card mlnnlt I tell you conduct of postofllce business, and year's toil. The same bird Is also pireiysis end ell forms of weakness either pertiet man seemed to have license to scribed aa a "harvest goose," a aurvl-steI Dis morn go in or women. men early quare ting. wheiever he eou,- -. Even news- - val of the "arvyrt gos" of old English feesh. Tlnk I catch few leetle perch. Mr. H. n. Border, a well knows To a Uvranie Journal Hv .aid ! I row out couple acre off Lighthouse papers would be stolen from bundles! "A young wife and an arvyst gos, el it sen ul l.aanmr. Kan., ralaled a wonderful sun-)- eam fof wu 1 experiand I whatever sold could e got for j Moche gagll with both. says the pro-theam nuw tevrnly er of aga. About three Point, were ice is gone off. After wile coldinw- - or nuiuuneM la tha feci, then creeping up niylrga, a enced of form Another verb. I of the 1 Pursuit of corruption evasive did not ralUb and goose un Ul It reached my body. grew thin, appetite poor pool. Splosh? perch he began bite. was evident when the salary lists were the beanfeast through bis various food. 1 hem.me nimble to more alxtuL toimulled several die. my be ketch come, perch sturgeon Beeg iiiigulHlied plirairlaiu, one telling me I had lommolur ataxia, another, There was no scale of sals- - bal disguises thus takes us farther and I took their medicines hut eoollnned lo grow by tail; hoi him up out watalre, un- rles. ' In one creeping parelrels.edrtsed llllams Ttuk IUI for 1ale lira to trv lr. a worse. A rnend would city postmaster farther from the carllns or dried book him off book, trow him In air. 1 had finished my Brut box I found that they were People, lie fore was I boxes and twelve used Perch fall back In wataire and swim receive twice the salary that the post- - peas of Lent. Indeed, between a bean uie. perfectly cured. Although bcaelUIng master of a larger city received. Sal- - feast and the Lenten fare of dried over -- lx mouths since 1 need me laet pill tlirra lias been nn return of way. Wal, 1 fink dat quare ting. health better than for la and dleeana. tha general good My appetite Ketch nudder aries seemed to be arranged on the peas the only possible connection Den I t'row in .gen. ears. many; with the pull plan, Look for the full turn on (he package. At druggists or poasiollltles of j would seem to be that either. Indulged perch. Splosh! Sturgeon save him division the with Williams Medicine Co., ScbtnecUdy, N.Y. 50c. per 'jox, b bore J2.50. Dr. In to appointing mav Artnus power have excess, Dis same way by tall. results, go on nine, Places aftervard. libthat under the ten time. Den I get mad, 1 rage, I eral payment of the United Statea A It Slrlkn a Werirreer. swalr, I trow fist In air, I stamp at rate would a notable that the captain In the $1,500 is were It worth year HANDFUL OF DIRT MAY BE A HOUSEprltty near bole in bottom boat; but newly organised Chinese baseball club when I t'row In 'gen sturgeon come frequently as much as $3,000 a year. In New York city la named Chin On. OF SHAME. CLEAN HOUSE WITH Jus' lak same time before, on'y dees Harpers Weekly. know The something Chinese evidently time he wink at me he's eyeabout baseball. St Louis - Post-Di- a SOMETHINO ABOUT WARTS. patch. OM Historical Penmesge Wha Have A Hsd Thera. Car. lira dittirok to euro Chronic Cooitipi ton- Tel The doctors excuse their Incompe- CHio4eC tv CdEibarUc ar uftrnied to euro tence by declaring that these nuisances i7 ettaeor an aey iWhm 1. Iujfiaa Dr. Rinoutor, SVuTC! disappear as a child grows older. I ala. constipation. Hvcrand kldnor dicaa, Taraaa Pots Made Tight. taadac be, etc Atanjjmta&c A tl profess to believe them. No one In Earthen vessels are being made aa . the household remember tbe historic as Iron nowaday. Several coats tight be read hf css of Cromwell, fortunately, Hla Mhrrjr ewJl t T tittu tv lieoudifi mi Mfatete- rwarts did not vanish; you see .them as of thin lime applied by brush to the ! font Hail (Xtcl! and a finishing coat of linseed oil to ' Hall (tuld, plain as his nose on the mask taken pots w L M Vn FUr JW'Su. ba. omulai Hakt w the en accomplish purpose. after death preserved at Warwick catW. OAkiaJ A,Primer. AihwiU 'V A. U. tle. And there is Cicero; not that he llanet HukNa H Pto) Pinos Cur for Consumptio has been . himself had warts, to speak of. though tthletMiteordm iU(.ViM. medicine with ns since !W. J. K. Aiwtad Ath n wtL'imi Bum Mali I have sera that aUfement In school- family ktadfoo. X4oa vi&Av ; Chicago, IU. X "Nothing hut wheat; what you might U. HfaW t t a Bt-book recently. It was an ancestor of L N Hoar call a sea of wheat." ia what was said Trala, t )Je i tampion Whenever in s tak doubt, g you're hla who won distinction that way, by a lecturer speaking of toWestern Can fRICE, IO CENTS PER COPY. routes, railbath. ad a. For particulars a astonishing the Roman public with an ( for eaMagm of til oporto, way fare, etc., apply te Superintendent Otexcrescence on the tip of his nose of Interior, of Department A little reform wouldnt hurt Immigration, great AO. Spalding A lira., XT. Chicago, Daarar. tawa, Canada or to C. J. Broughton. 1221 trefoil shape. Wherefore they call him many reformers , ILL Chicago, Monadnock Block, Cicero, vetch, and the nickname clung la to the family. It rather comforting "I FALL ON HICE.HEAR SOMEthan otherwise to learn that the heroes THING STRIKE." sages of old were afflicted with "Den I tlnk. 1 jump up. Pool up and wfh-ta- . Even the Godlike Greeks mud. one Tak out anker perch I ketch an tie him longside anker Book so had them, aa Lucian tells ua In passing, hla tall come jus to end. Den 1 trow and their mothers applied to old him In. Splosh! Wen he get perch women for charms. The doctors were as helpless then as now, of course, by tall dat time anker get him by nose. 4 Den I geas he make fly. He tak boat with more excuse. Pall Mall Magazine. long faster dan boss draw, cart. Fire he go up rlvalre, prltty near eeety DeTypewriter Nearly too Tear. Age. troit. Deq he go down,LCo bysteam-boat- a Is generally It' supposed that th Jus' lak' ahe atan' still. Den, bom by, Mr. Feesh he get tired. -- We typewriting machine la quit it modern itan still bout 10 minnlL Den prltty invention, but there Is a record ia the luick, when he rest, he start jump out archive In the English patent office watalre. He Jump once jump twice. for 1714 of an application for a patent Den 1 tink. Tak oar. Poot two oar for inch a machine. Exactly 100 years In watalre ready for tak beeg. long, later the firm of Bain & Wright ap(ueeck stroke. He jump 'gen. Qneeck plied for a similar grant, and the constroke, swish! go boat right under struction of their machine afforded a Mr. Thurber, at kirn,' w'en be in air. Bang! he com basla that enabled down all rat ia boat. I tak owrI Worcester, ta improve th system, la keel him wid beeg knock on head. the year 1851 a Frenchman named Ketch few more perch an come Foucall obtained an Eng.lsh patent tor a very Ingeniously conceived writbhora." , In tb ing machine, which was Then Antoine Boudle spoke up: A Schilling & Company Sin Fraadsca "Dat prltty good story. Theophlle. great exhibition of the tans year and Day Bax time yon do lak dat, better created no small sensation. f I HUNTERS. WOMAN'S DEVOTION TO HOME T -- flght-eet-o- An-tot- j i Absolute Proof j , W'?& An Excellent Combination. The pleesant tncthod and beneficial effecta of tbo well known' remedy. Strut or Flos, manufactured by thi California Fio Sraur Co., illustrate-ththe liquid laxa- CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO saw rnAwciBCO, can. LOOT1TTLUB. XT. XXW YORK, V. T. Per sale hr all BrwggUtaPrJca sue. per bottle trfwlSAATMt! ' PENSION D. C-- . they HltSKISli, ricMuglo. will receive nulefc mpllM. B. Hb N H. Voir BvelWth Corps. rrettCBUM Clatwt tiset 1(71 SAIT LAKE CITY DIRECTORY. al . V .... -- 'A FUL APOLIO - - BOVS i Iij'i WHEAT WHEAT f Aii.-wt- .. - , 1 ah-iw- . til X. Ealatrd Dr.Kij's Lung A NaturalBI&ck is Produced by i!fikmrrfwinJ forth ITm Whliktrg. .Rsrian ft.M. flCETYLEIIEm THE NEW LIGHT. Cheeper thaa Coal OIL hat more brillUal mm thaa Kteetrielty. .... -- BEND FOR CIRCULARS, M Icetgisss C:j C:::rat3r 3. OMAHA. NEBRASKA. AGENTS WANTED. I71EN! 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