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Show BATTLESHIP OREGON ON RETIRED LIST. Vallejo, Calif., Feb. 15. The battleship bat-tleship Oregon "bull dog of the navy" I went on tho retired list today when I she was turned over without formality I to the naval militia of California, at the Mare Island navy yard. She gained fame by a cruise around Capojj Horn which, ended in tho battle of Santiago July 3, 1S9S. oo Il LIKE CHARITY O "That chap Scraplelgh is always out , looking for trouble." i1 ' Why doesn't he stay at homo and look? He'll find plenty of It thtre." oo TIME'S CHANGES j Redd How men change as the years go by. Greene What now? "Why I remember the time when a neighbor of mine wouldn't kill a flea. "Well?" 'Now. he's gone and bought an automobile." au-tomobile." oo t ) LOOKING FORWARD Lady Poor boy, havo you no homo to go to? j Kid (two has played hookey) Yes'in: that's wot's botherin' me. iS oo Jk Kindly Guard T suppose you look ft forward to your day of release, don't I & you? : No. 5000 Yes, and It makes me , $ nervous. Yer see I'm In fer bigmay S and my four wives promised, to meet ' mo at de gate. |