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Show COMPLAINTS MANY AND VARIED. Complete Harmony Had to Obtain In Organizations. "All clubs," said the secretary, "keep oomplnlut books, and some of the complaints com-plaints set down In them aro funny. In uur book yesterday n member complained com-plained 'that the hot wnter was al-dji al-dji cold, and moreover, thero never wns any' "A noielUt last week had the ncrvo lo complain that his list new navel hadn't been ndded to tho club library. "Young swells sometimes complain about tho club wines and cigarettes 'and cigars In order to Introduce brands that they nro touting for on tho sly. ' Sometimes anon) mous scandal soils the complaint book's pHges Thus, last )ear appeared tills entry about a very i popular member; "'Maj Hawkins Is flirting with too man) of our wives II) the way. bo still owes that tenner ho knows to w horn." " |