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Show BEYOND MERE MAN. BEST ; ,VAU(Jl?4 TEA GROWN ARK THC 'ADORNMENTS INSISTED ON BY FEMININITY. Always Bssn with tha Fair San. ..IT.. bvt non TOVI ctocci YOUNG Not a few things are past the com prehenalon of mere man. and one of these la the mysteries of feminine ap parel the fashionable raiment and the ramifications with which she persists In adorning herself. of Orandness and extravagance style are always backed up by a con sclous superiority on the part of the feminine mind that puts the male oh Jector promptly out of business. The ardent wooer of Queen Eliza beths day no doubt railed bitterly against the huge ruff that stood out about his lady's neck like a repelling picket fence. He could see no more use in It sees In than his descendant of the enormous picture hat nor could he get around or over It. " Hut 'the fuff "remained, "Tuatf "men the period had to do as well with It sb they 'could, which waa not very to-da- y well. they got a taste of their mouths Instead of the Frequently fles in rufnec- tar of ruby lips. Townsends Enamel Cream Mraatlr Ium la Im ub 4 alal f Superior IkmliiiM Miwri. 4iiltoiB Fries SO aewts M too ponOoro, It is Not Too Late Really shocking to man's sensibilities, however, was the extraordinary horned headpiece that women of the fourteenth upon century perched themselves. This consisted of a partly bonnet starting from brow and cone-shape- d Yt to buy Diamond at tho IboO prtee. Don't put It off too lone. Writ us. MAN NARROW C8CAPE FROM DEATH. SNAKE CAUSES RUNAWAY Frightened Team Daahee from fridgi to Stream Below, But Driver le Saved by Graeping Tree In . Nick of Time, Chicago It happened In Missouri. warm midsummer day was rapidly Jrawlng to a close. In company with the other hay bands on a large plantation I was working far past the usual aupper hour In order that all the timothy cut and shocked might be securely stacked before darkness snd threatened rain overtook us. There "was' one more load to geCluat s little Jag. and It fell to myself snd another lad even younger than I for I was only 17 to go and bring it In. The - hay field was nearly a mile distant from the atack yard, and, inspired to hasten by healthy appetites, we started off at a brisk trot with a team. About half the distance had been covered when aomethlng happened. A huge rattle snake crossed the msd Just ahead of the team. I was driving and had turned to speak to my companion who sat near thq rear end of the wagon, and so did not notice the snake until we were almost upon It It colled ready to spring, and ' gave forth Its warning rattle. When the horses heard the rattle they Jumped simultaneously and ' started ' up the road at a breakneck speed. At this point the road was rough, and there was quite an up grade, and I felt sure 1 oould stop them before we reached the highest point and started down the other aide. I held tbe lines firmly snd kept the now thoroughly frightened animals In thd center of the rood.' All was apparently going well. I thought 1 could feel myaelf getting control of them alowly but surely, when suddenly we struck a good-sitebowlder. We went over It all right, but the ladder or front piece of the hay frame which wag supposed to He In the bottom of the wagon when the frame was empty, and which worked on a pivot binge permitting it to be raised Into an upright position, had been left up. When we struck tbs bowlder, the resulting jolt sent this ladder flying backwards, and It cams Iowa . ver my ; head , and shoulder!., knpektat the lines out of my hands thw tMrar4 dr j tbwvebybsaviwe K sz SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. Union Assay Office . O. 0. V. UMH. P. O. SOI ittr ISMS OITT, If TAW d TV Prevorierouj Hawri ffeJSnvw f the tmCenlurJ iShocKcoHm 1 Soma Death Bad Rimestara. There have been numerous of poetical and grammatical deaths. Emperor Adrian made a l address to his own soul as dealE was casting the seal of final silence orer his Ilpi.and Margaret of Austria, frblla almost within the grasp of death, la a terrific storm at sea, calm, ty aat down and composeff hef epitaph" la, terse. The ship weathered tha gale, however, and .th a.. aettanh. 1. The Bunday Magaslna. po-tlca- .vh A Monster Carpet. A aotabls Ax minster carpet has just been completed at the Royal carpet factory, Wilton, England, for a well kaow a London club. II Is entirely hand made, and although woven la one piece measures over 2 feet In length aad 35 feet la breadth. Aa Immense loom over' 40 feet long had to be tally erected to make It, and 13 workers were continuously engaged tor more thaa four mouths la Its man afaoture. ea-pe- o Longevity! To achieve longevity one should be aa Italtaa painter. was Splnello nearly 100; Carlo Cignana was 11; ears and running thence about west northwest, half west. From the under side a pair of horns sprang up In a gentle but extended curve, making a general course of northeast hy north. Now this picture hat of the period was, no doubt, a thing of joy to the womn,pLthaidiTi:1rat.lt:cansed. a notable enlargement of the lent vocabulary at ptetasflayu preva-- , '?' Then there was the extraordinary I thelr wor8- efor could extricate Myfrlf French etyle of coiffure that produced I ladder we had started ovn a towering bulk of hair upon tha head, rom ra0 a a terrific pace, and flfht like piling a luxuriant fluffy Pellou upon a fair, Intellectual Ossa of mar-- ; hed was the bad bridge aCruss Old Muddy creek. which wist, no ble brow. Away back M ages past a tittle book more than a deep gully tn most placet made Its appekrance Qulppes for but sometimes turbulent stream winding through It. f Upstart Newfangled Gentlewomen." The bridge spanned a ebum (0 Now, the title of the work was unfeet In width and stood over 44 feet kind, in tbe first place, and the above the rocks and water below, B4t displayed therein waa certainworst feature of this bridgs was the not calculated to win ot members ly that It was built across the chainf at an angle, the road turning, at Jhla point and following the creek for 1 knew we could some tew rods. never get across that bridge, but we .id Michael Angelo, 00; Leonardo da Vinci, 75; Calabreai, 85; Claude Lor mine, 83; Carlo Marattl, 18; TihtOr etto. 83; Sebastian Ricci, 78; Francesca Albano, 88; Guido, (8; John Baptist Crespt, 78; Giuaepp! Crespt, 83; Carlo Dolce. 70; Andrew Baccbl, 74; Zuccharelll. 88; Vernet, 77; Schidoni, 78. NEARLY BECOMES FOOD FOR . - j Chicago. In the jungle a mile or so above Palm Beach, Fla . dwells a giant called " illigator-Joe.- " For years he has. by some secret good-natur- d s.'jaasajss.fu fair -- Honor Among Engineers. It "must be confessed that, with some engineers,, things have occasionally not been thought unworthy or Improper which, although not In themselves dishonest would he Impossible among lawyers or doctors, --which ought to be Impossible among gentlemen. and which would be Impossible among engineers If their organisation were aa complete and their etiquette as strict as in tbe older professions. ' Engineering. ALLIGATORS Story of an Unpleasant Experiepca with tha Hugo Beaata in a Florida Jungle. Guer-cino;7- Endtese Trail. Oomer Davies, of Concordia, tells a man, story" about a wooden-leggealthough he denies being the one to Which It refers. This man, "says Davies, was going home after being at a ' late supper, along shout 13 O'clock in the morning, when bis peg leg went through an anger hole in the plank sidewalk and he kept circling about that hole all night thinking he was going home." Kansas City Star., 'BIO" the sex from their allegiance to the Dsrae Fashion of the period, no matter how much her decrees Jarred upon the masculine mind. When It Is said that this Jearned treatment of an Imjiortant subject was doubtless without effect. It Is meant that history does not record the ensuing sweep of any dress rc form about that period. were upon it before f had time to jump, and I doubt If I had the necew sary courage to do so. The team attempted to make the turn, the wagon swerved, and we were going over the edge of the bridge ft had no railing and T could feel the wagon swing out over the chasm. I was facing apparently certain I could aee the jagged rocks death. below, Even If I were fortunate enough to atrike the water, I oould not awim. The sight sickened me. 1 turned my eyes upward, and saw just above me a slender branch extending from an overhanging limb of a great I caught at it. and my elm tree. hands closed over It. So slender It was that I wondered It held me. To me then It seemed strong and safe I hung there. The wagon had gone over, taking the tsm with It, and I 'could see these splendid horses struggling for their lives In the muddy stream. They were unable to break away A Grewsoms Find. grewsome story is related by a correspondent of the Boulogne Chron- icle. lie states that tn a fashionable part a large house, over 200 years old, waa recently taken on lease by a friend. The whole of the interior had to be remodeled. In doing something to the cellars under the house the workmen came upon a walled-uchamber, tn which were found sev- tip t5 ihd'WUi by the hands, feet and neck. It waa a most ghastly sight. "Who were they? What was their terrible story? asks the of lyindon p Productive Cecoanut Tree. )Coanurtre yields as many as 100 auts a year. Natives use tbe nuts for dishes as well aa for food. " ' A targe Some Consolation, Distinguished 8urgeon (to widow whose husband baa Just died .from an he had performed) At operation least my dear madam, you have the satisfaction of knowing that yonr husband didnt die under tbe knife of a ' ' medical bungler. Cagles Rapid Flight An eagle has been observed to rise "from the ground and completely disappear Into the sky within three minutes. ' EagW sometimes soar U' height! of 15.000 feet or more. t Kw-'- - The Reptiles Were Snapping Jaws Beneath Me. exireoromary usn.ua ueis oi spmer s web to, capture fish weighing up to a pound. They fix bamboos bent In the nhape of a landing handle In the jun- gte glades, and the spiders weave their net all over the frame. The method of fishing is to watch for a en to dip U -- nt passing fish and and throw It tn drv land. Boos people call Perana s great tonic. jy,P stratagem, captured large lira tor8 ,nd crocodiles In the Kvervhs!! Knd corralled them In shaHowVSt s aurrounded by stockad-- s or htghfr,., Durlng ,he j mv exhibitions at the XUU.ur Frw- ,ue8U froTO the resort. iumptaTiJw one of the corrals uni actuill, nd n 8 huge, alligator. .s There aee 'hre ; ., enn-mm- st!aw or a Tonic, Others refer to Pereas ae a peat catarrh hick ef these people are right T Is it more proper to call Perana a catarrh remedy than to call it a tonic 7 Our reply is, that Peruna is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy. Indeed, there can be so effectual catarrh remedy that le not aleo a tonic. I order to thoroughly relieve asy caee of catarrh, a remedy moot not only have a specific action on tho mucous membranes affected by the catarrh, but it must have a general tonic action on the nervous system. Catarrh, oven in persons who are otherwise strong, is a weakened condition of oomo mucous membrane. There must bo something to strengthen tho circulation, to giro tone to arteries, and to raise the vital farces. Perhaps no vegetable remedy to the world has attracted so much attention from ' medical writers as HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonderful efficacy of this herb baa been recognized many year, aad to growing in it bold npon the medical professioo. When joined with CUBEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medical' agents is formed to Parana which constitutes a specific remedy for catarrh that in the present state of medical progress cannot be improved open. This action, reinforced by such renowned tonics sa COLLINSONIA CANADENSIS, C0RYDALIS FORMOSA snd CEDR0N SEED, ought to mahe this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations m the body. From a theoretical standpoint, therefore, Perana is beyond criticism. The use of Perana, confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quarter of the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not over enthusiastic. When practical experience confirms a theory the result is a truth that cannot be shaken. tl well-groun- THAT ANIMALS With too many people charity more of n fad than n virtue. No moss or failure made with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES; bnght, beautiful colors a certainty. Travelers SHED TEARS. Have Proved le Common. Observations That Weeping Travelers through the Syrian desert seen horses weep from thirst, a cant even do their duty have mule has been seen to cry from the without making a fuaa about It. an and camels. Some men mn ernes unntal mstou uxatut I Co ear any f liehina kftlliMt UiMding or CnKruAiBf I lift ! 1A Says or noney refunded. 6Uo. PAZO OIMTMaST S im Whins from Henry Jams. Henry James, pursuing his theme, The Speech of American Women," peaks of a group of Boston young women, all articulating as from sore mouths, all mumbling and whining and vocally limping and shuffling as it He compares, also to were together. Its great disadvantage, a school where parents pay so much not to have their boys taught to speak as gentlemen, with one "beyond the sea, In which tho proviso that the schoolma-te- r shall speak as a gentleman is so absolutely vital " Surely Had Helped. While the child labor bill was unMr. Files der discussion In the said he did not approve of seme pro Unvisions in the measure a !,ling I der the bill as It now stands I would Caught tha Slender Limb. not be to employ my own from the wagon, and therefore could son in permitted my law office if he wete im ler not swim out Their struggles lasted. 14 years of age." "Wonl you, Sena It seemed to me, an hour, in reality tor q '.! k.y Interrupted but a few momenti, and they sank put Beveridge a son under 14 yeais oi age at out of sight work in your office If you dt J.ed to My companion was nowhere In train him to be a lawyer? "I went sight In my excitement I had for- into my father's office," said Senator came gotten him, , He now running Piles with dignity, at the c.ro of 13. down the road. He had managed to Did It help?" queried the Indiana drop out of tho end ot the -- wagon senator. 'Tes-.- Iam here. Then soon after the runaway started, and the sedate senate chuckled. hod escaped with only a few braises. He saw my predicament and realSafe, Sura and Speedy. ized the seriousness of my position No external remedy evr yet demore than I did myself. The branch vised has so fully and unquestionably I clung to waa too alight to permit met these three prime cond.tions as me UP climb on it to the limb above. successfully as Allcocks Plasters. I Could not bang In that position They are safe because they contain no deleterious drugs and e manulong. Already my' arms were beginning to pain me. To drop meant to factured upon scientific principles of drown, 'for I hung directly over the medicine. They are sure because pool, and just before me, some 30 nothing goes Into them except Ingrefeet down, projected a jagged rock. dients which are exactly adapted to Hang on, my companion shouted. the purposes for which a plaster Is reTH be back with a rope. He ran quired. They are speedy in their acto a farm house, which was fortu- tion because their medicinal qualities nately near by, and came back not go right to their work of relieving only with, a rope but with two strong pain and restoring the natural and farmer lads ready to assist, and I healthy performance of the functions waa rescued. of muscles, nerves and akin. Allcock's Plasters are the original and genuine porous plasters and like crocodiles, however, kei&. In a basin most meritorious articles have been of their own, that Joe only ventures extensively Imitated, therefore always to atlr np with a long pole from a make sure and vet tv- - -- eiine. safe roost on top of the stockade. Comment That Stung. Them ones," Joe explained, Is the The marquis of Lausdown, leadei bsdde8t ones 1 got" And they certainly were savage, of untmrtsrpwfs iff ThP' British parlla breaking thelr teeth on the pole, ment, speaks rarely but always with churning the water to a foam, and effect He revels in grave sarcasm tearing to bits anything thrown them On one ocaston Lord Crewe, the lib One Sunday I called on Joe, wearing a eral leader, made a speech on a subject bathing suit, and while he was cutting which he desired to leave a matter me some palm pronds In the jungle. I for open voting among hla followers. his climbed on the stockade inclosing the Lord Lansdowne congratulated I baddest ones, and proceeded to give friend on his eloquent speech. myaelf a free exhibition by prodding have followed it. he said, with earnthem up somewhat lively with the pole. est attention not only on account of Just how 'it happened I never could the Importance of the subject but also on account of the noble lord's Judicial tell, hut a wave of muddy water in attitude. I admired his earnestness atantly splashed over me hom below the pole waa whisked from my hands, and eloquence, but what Impressed me A pause. most was his impartiality. my feet slipped, and I tumbled head long Into the corral, and rolled half "Yes, until the last minute I did not embankment know on which side of the fence his way down the that separated the slimy pool from the lordship waa coming down. foot of the stockade. OLD CAPT. CACKS QUESTION. All this happened In a flash, and w ere I my eyes, when stopped rolling filled frith muddy water. T could hear Sdmewhat' Pointed. But tt Denoted Quick Intelligence. the reptiles coming, but I didq't wait. and had 1 was up that embankment Pierce Jay. the commissioner of shinned up the nearest post to a disof Massachusetts, at the Ameribanks I or so discovbefore feet six of tance association's convention Bankers can been had bark Stripped ered that the a better acoff above thlsjwint and the post was In St. Louts, advocated system. counting anik Alnif. wet But above all." said Mr Jay. tn stretch of Above . was a four-foo- t a discnsslon of his Idea, we 4want he-I- o and to climb, just "greased poles were two of- - JneW tntpPUamreer If emWwsUrineM- to to be vrmy bare-legSystems are thoroughly put down. pet already waiting with their ugly good, hut Intelligence Is better, and one a on and third the mouths open, tellers and bookiff cashiers and way. and note clerks we want tbe keepers Allibawted out for ever one If any same keen, Intelligence that deadly characterized quick gator Joe tn real, genuine, old Capt. Hiram Cack, 43 for minutes it and up kept earnest, I. But one of Gloucester. (Joe aaya five). It was Tack lay very til. One day he got more minute would have exhausted feeling that hla ease my strength I am positive. If was the waa hopeless. with that giant's work of a 'second 1 fear, doctor. he said, there isnt a place' of grip on my wrist to gain much hope for me. safety. Oh, yes, there Is, the doctor answered. 'Three years ago I waa in More Sensible. How' would you like- - to put some yonr condition precisely, and look at me now. money into-- a gold miner - l wouldn't; but I'd tike to take "Cack, Intelligent and alert, said quickly; some mony out of a gold nine 'What doctor did you haver 1 a-- . A Perttna ? or is it Both? ; 170 fo is it a Catarrh Remedy, In All Ages Practically tha Sams Complaint Has Boon Mads, But Vic- tory Has TRY What TRAGEDY PREVENTED BY AN ELM BRANCH. TOE S'tififlSI down-hearte- -- pain of Injured foot It la said, shed tears in streams, says a writer In Harpers Weekly. A cow sold by its mistress who had tended young soko ape used to cry from vexation If Livingston didn't nurse it in his arms when It asked him to. Wounded apes have died crying, and apes have wept over their young slain by hunters. A chimpanzee trained to carry water Jugs broke one and fell which proved sorrow, though It wouldnt mend the jug. Rats, discovering their young drowned, have been moved to tears. A giraffe which a huntsmans rifle had 'injured began to cry when approached. Sea lions often weep over the loss of their Gordon Cummings observed young. tears trickling down the face of a dyAnd even an oranging elephant. outang when deprived of Its mango was so vexed that It took to weeping. There Is little doubt, therefore, that animals do cry from grief or weep from pain or annoyance. French President's Double. Falheres was until recently to be the only president of tha Fi'ench republic who had no double, but his counterpart has been found. The man who most resembles him physically s a respectable merchant of the Rue Saint Honore, who plays his part with decorum and dignity. He wears exactly . the same kind ot bio butterfly necktie with white dots aa the president, the same kind of bat and exactly so oddly cut a beard. And on his promenades he is always accompanied by a friend wbo could easily be taken for the presidents privato secretary. Dignified and with measured steps the enviable double walks through the Faubourg Saint Honore and feels overjoyed at being saluted on all sides. M. d Mada Much on Small Capital. e years ago W, S. Wothana left tbe town of La Grange, Ga., with the munificent sum of one dollar 1a Twenty-fiv- his pocket and landed In New York w'tK nothing to his credit but hla clothes snd his character. The quality of the former does not matter and the quality of the latter has shown itself. He Is y president of 75 banks, all but four of which are situated In hla native state. Hn return for Georgia's small advanceof 100 cents he has pretty well cornered her banking interests and has In keeping a goodly amount of her funds. Tho four banks of which he is president outside of tha state of Georgia are situated la Florto-da- ida NEVER TIRES Of tha Food That Restored Her to Health. My food waa killing me and I didnt know the cause, writes a Colo, young lady. For two years I was thin and sickly, suffering from Indigestion and inflammatory rheumatism. I had tried different kinds of diet, plain living, and many of the remedies recommended, but got no better. Finally, about five weeks ago, mother suggested that I try Grape-Nutand 1 began' at once, eating It with a little cream or milk. A change for the better began at once. I am well and am gaining weight and strength all the time. Ive gained 10 lbs. iff the last five weeks and do not suffer any more from Indigestion and the rheumatism Is all a, To-da- y gone. I know it Is to Grape-Nutalone that I owe my restored health. I still eat the food twice a day and never tire s Name given by Postum Co., of It Battle Creek, Mich. to peculiar The flavor of Grape-Nut- a itself. It Is neutral, not too sweet and has an agreeable, healthful quality that never grows tiresome. One of the sources of rheumatism Is from overloading the system with acid material, the result of Imperfect digestion and assimilation. As soon as Improper food la abandoned and Grape-Nut- s Is taken regularly, digestion is made strong, the organs do their work of building up good red blood cells and of carrying away the excess of disease-makin- g material from the system. Th result is a certain and steady return to normal health and mental Theres a re si son" Read activity. the little book "Tho Road to - villa tn pkga, - --t- o |