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Show V OUit BUDGET OF FUN. ALT LAKE Modern Science Recognizes - RHEUMATISM --&s & Disease of the Blood SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. A . Consnmpilca Do not think for a tingle moment that consumption will ewer strike you a sudden blow. It doea not come that way. It creeps its wsy slong. First, you think it Is a little cold; nothing but a little hack ing cough ; then a IktTOTOee in weight: then a harder cough; then the fever and the- night ' sweats, The suddenness comes when you have a hemorrhage. Better stop the disease while It is yet creeping. You can do it with Variety of Jokoo eifeo aad Ira Srtootod rtotamua lb Tlila a( Hu h Witty laying Orttoal u4 aal - Bloating aver tnytriuvnpha Past, present and to come. I am the man with the . Large, .patulat band And the ample, open mouth, decorative wreattt. When any one singe a song Or tells a story or Otherwise- - perforate on the stag , ' Like-- a . first notice that you cough less. The pressure on the chest is lifted. That feeling of suffocation is removed. A cure is hastened by placing one of . Watch! Dr Ayers Cherry -- YOBELEB, WIEDEMANN CO. Writa 5.! SEEDS THAT BROW. , kr Prime 6M4W first W.. tdtlUkaCdy. THE ao relief. AY flffiume f only' Wo to gate ihta poor IOB,Wg WW OMLolMIC and hlHOO Oflff 1 lto KAtiUbg Pkg. I lty C fsrlrlhonoOniftftt W14 m tenk $Uk ttvlU AhBthylrft iBAtl BriiiiBaA JrutvwlUo WattMlfH DROPSYhEW D,SC0VERY: reltet and ears worst Book of testimonials and 1 0 days' traat- aoatffroo. ha k.a.utsssauss Srn a. siUaso, Us hi -- frMb VC who PIbb odd hood OtuToroo grw4 BMBird of tntd ootlro A Ido Bpo pustagfi. HaliiTliaiMMnaiaiid IMR? bM yoo mm try OOodkroBWttlnTwr fwt lonvwttb oMihfB, DrIim Mood Bip.fi lb. di logo Kbl.OiUlag atofifio. omo hdltrri ttoo I A GOOD CARDEN sad a seed ka At e; UchlB'g OttCVIBl lMrattM4 Uuhm, ihfumio l YwBMhMt Bg t OfhilltAmv Mediunt (j, thiv 50 per box F0ni4 ceiits: vbh WARTKD of had koaltk mat B-- I Will aot beasdc Sea east to klpao rhaailert Gao ha ork. toe 111 ssmalai aad Issju laatlmoatol tfittS or"4) direct from in p&ik Age like kawbM KS-T- book proSC Oroaoey's plaaanrs a rtsht baslBBlns. Orasury's Bead taanratha Mat anecasafnl aadlus. Ost Uu hank now it- - fro. 4MHC5 AJLr8fi6SBf A SUklteia'aho Hue. daUy ni Oplam', loan ina, risaeaua and Tohaaea kabiis Only K aa ay la.ttl.ia la luasik W. W. heooa Madias! Lrirsetoe aad Maaaaae. Lock Bos & Addiaaaall soriaaaoadaaaa Tka Baaly lnsuiala.ll mua stmox.klrstRorth.aaU Lake city bum. rr ' iold IEEIET INSTITUTE : m f ft4 ptfUrMUm a m haw of tb mewf im tt bMi rowttiff e oo ha wmcwf4 oo oppilcAtiuo o tba iuotiMai, of ImoiMrmMeo, uuowo, lonodo, or tbo odorinod. Pool tpotHlly oondoctod oacuroiioi will Mawo M i bo third d of ooch idoou Md porUMy tow oo til hooo of rotiwoy romrV big Bi. I8ul. or bLg quuLd fur oxcorvtm brri oo April Ufc 9ir MasUoo. AMtotboto. ham ood Albert a. C. J Broomuo, CHaadiog OvTormnioal Afeos Uuoodoocg b ock, ChiGgo iri SilUAKELSEfPJQUSE, finally placed my case ant eewtal yh raids n, sad doctored with them for some time, but they failed to do at Sny good Finally, with my as article regarding Dr. a 1111a ms' hopes of relief nearly eshtuaied I read Pink pills for Pale People, which Uidaced me to try them. I eras anxious two boxes of the and bought to get rid of the terrible disease pills, I After 1 had takes two boxes I waa began comusing them about March, 'Ttaaed. ha I think beat medisad the it the is cured, pal pletely cine I have ever taken, sad am Willing at xxy time to testify to its good merit." Blufft (IM.) Yum Tn TO Wistira Canada Ballabls Hand Morabanto. Kial. tianlaa A Flower Roads hood for t atstogoa, w oad West I lrot Month huaot. Sail Lake I lly, Utah. . "I .Rates tilr t TCceived I'U beat my big hands Together and stamp and Holler if i went to. If I set tired I lean , One arm on the arm of tha sea And clop with slow, loud Claps TUI I get my second wind. Then 1 let myself loose Again. I'm after my money's worth, and Usually I get It, And I don't care If people ' Dd stare. " ' Theres another song finished! Now watch me make eth Do it all over Again! What! They wont T Oh. I guess yes! Juet wait till I get my arms Loos and begin to Work. Just Ecursi:n Huts lava" win In Utah thaUlbVkkVLFhlUoSahuw. ti enakarels fur sals Mrs Sard. lit Ik w. lump to Aon Uk Among the oldest sad best ksowa nUet of ntijffa, 111 , Is Admm with the interests Vaagaady. lie hay always been We,lWfltaitl6nI ml that place. He was the rst Vresioeatsf the Board of Truster and for react. the of He a tic time has Jo a loaf beta y "l had been a sufferer of rheumatism for a aumbry of yean tad the pain at times waa eery iatrnae. I tried all the proprietary mediates I could think or hear of, but " You Molina Start Plowal Call fora to Ms Ptoarsi . Bork Island Start Flows! Bart Start Harrow Maria. Vi ills foe Prims. "iuiwlst" Run la Ptymontk Rooks has won hlsaoat prlsss lor years al N V shows. My Sock of - hlnnd. - will rooalve quick replies H. 5tn N H. Void fiinSmth Corps. FraacctiliM Claim. SIOL 1S7 1 IKK m. GO; Farm aad Spring Wagons. . KsiXfor Porm to Booooy Baggie aad larriugaa. -- clap and rtep And clap -Long after 'everybody else Has stopped. There's got to be an encore Or the show cant go on. I won't let It II muroui, SALT MitohoU There is s popular ides, that this is tiused by exposure to cold, and that some localities sre infect it more thsn others'-- Such conditions frequently promote the development of the disease but from the fact that this ailment runs is thovtn to be hered .in certain families. ttary;arvd-0(VScqyently a disease ohthe AS tba Tbaa tar. Behold me. Tha encore flend! IMPLEMENT UTAH PENSION ir.cASM?Ja II Washington. U. C., they DIRECTORY. CITY 4uMI A U (ItimAl, ItUU ktkt B . ! HWMWMIWWiWW I WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES. GREAT 8AVINQ RESULTS FROM THE USE OF Sthmctidy. - "a .i. - Different. Pectoral Plaster over the Chest. A Book Froe. It is on the Diseases of the Throat and Lungs. VMtm mm Frmmtjt TAKE If hara buy coapliint whatever tba Nit BMdicaJ adTtea rot 1 and aaa utiit possibly recoire. writ tha doctor L freely. Y oa will receive a prompt reply cost. Address. XYJuClowaU, Haas. DS. J. a V ONLY SEVENTY-THRE- Belt By HOURS E lake to Hew York. a recent change in schedule tha Over- land Limited of the Union Paciflo and n in connection with the L. 8. & M. S. end N. Y. C A H. R. R. R. now make the unparalleled time record of only three daye to New York. Train leaves Salt Lake 7:00 a. m., Ogden 8:10 a. m. dally, arrive Chicago 7:45 a. m. and . Grand Central depot New.YorkGUl 10:85 a. m., second and third dsya respectively, Only one change of cert end twelve hours quickest time. Far purchase of ticket and reservations of bertha call at tha Old Stand, 901 Main street, or address H. M. Clay, General Agent. North-Wester- The Mirrors of Autlqalty. M. Berthelot has lately Interested the French Academy of Sciences In his researches concerning glass- - mirrors which were need in ancient times In Thrace and Egypt. They were backed with a highly polished metal, the nature of which has been In quesM. Berthelot has discovered tion. that tha metal waa almost pore lead, and he believes that the method of manufacture was to pour tha molten lead on the concave surface of disks eut from balloons of blown glass. la consequence of their shape the mirrors minimised the images of objects looked at In them. At the prevailing prices most any Utah hen can and sly golden eggs. hard-workin- g MRS. COOPER. A Mast r.w Bowlptrase by ra-w- Wert, Bating Cere Net a, Sportemu. The other day a man of Holland, armed with a shotgun, was pursuing a poor lame quail, which had been limping leisurely along, about ten yards ahead. Why, Wlldejager, called out the farmer, who? wag. watching the. "youre never going to ahoot that darned little chicken walking? . "Donner und button, nelnt I no shoots him veil he walk. I valt until he shatope, said the Dutchman, and he did, too. Tacoma Ledger. Wheels la Hie Poetry. The editor ran hit eye critically over the manuscript tha young poet had tendered. "It occurs to me, he said, "you use a faulty form of speech when you apostrophize the brave old years. What la there brave about the years? WelL replied the young poet, with some stiffness, "there are comparatively few people who can make a century run. Chicago Tribune. Of Cain They Hava Smith Did you notice that peculiar sign on the door wa Just passed? Jones No; what was it? Smith Orphans Court. Jones I fail to see anything peculiar about that. Orphans have as much right to court as other people, havent they? Chicago News la the u. Mrs. M. C. Cooper of the Royal Acad- amy of Arts, London, England. Is undoubtedly one of the greatest living sculptors. She has modeled hosts of half the nobility of England, and la how In Washington "making boats of distinguished Americana Mrs. Cooper has Just completed a host of Mrs. Bel-T- a Lockwood.' which Is now In the . You say he married a woman of Independent means T "No, I said be married an Independent woman of means. ... 1 am The Bomody. In favor of giving the Filipinos independence, said one debatef. 'So am I, answered the other. And Fm satisfied that the United States controls the only reliable brand, and that If we can get them to hold etlll and try it they will like It" Washington Star. Bsflkk I HaaUaaa The Waterbury Republican laughs at the New Haven paper which allude pathetically to a "fatal drowning recalls th9.:hea4Une In an esteemed Hartford contemporary recently, which, with equal pathos, read: "Suicide Hla Last Act Very probable. Hartford Courant A Riga. 0fjW8 Corcoran Art Gallery. Rusk!, the great arttat,placed Mrs. Cooper as one of the greatest sculptors and painters of this century- - Mrs. Cooper Is an arand In a letter dent friend of dated January 26, written from WashI take ington, aays the following: pleasure In recommending for catarrh and la grippe. I have suffered for months and after tha naa of am entirely one bottle of Mrs. M. C. Cooper. well. know that Lord MsbelDo-ye- s Send for a free book on catarrh enis about to visit us? book This and Beauty. titled "Health Dorothy Yea; I heard yesterday la written especially for women, and had signed a contract will be found to be of grant value to that your father With him. Harper's Bazar. Dr. Address Hartman, woman. every Columbus, O. Fe-ru-- u titrj box of o SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS 1R THE UNITED STATES . AND CANADA. CR0N9 QUIXiSE TABLETS. LAXATIVE Accept cc tcbstiicii npresccted to that 0020 GiJEI! A GRIP CURE ho is in the selection of his wearing apparel. - There is mote Catarrh in this section of the other diseases put together, sonatry than aU few years was supposed to bo aad until the last Incurable. For a great many year dortora local Ua disease, and prescribed local to curs remedies, aad by constantly falling with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Balance baa proven catarrh to bo a ooostitu-Uon- al disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall a Catarrh Cura, by F. J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo. Ohio, la tha only constitutional euro on tbs market drops to It is taken Internally la doses from 10the blood a teaapoonfnl It acta directly upon offer and mucous surface of th system. They euro. to ..I. fall ease for DM hundred dollars any Send for circulars and testimonial. Address F. J. CHKNKY OMh ed Lwag-Uva- tto cose) If it falls to cure. FRICS 29 CENT! tion teem to establish the fact that they are aa unuaually long-llva- d lot Tha famous Carlott Grist is llviag now at the age of 77, and one of the ballet dancers at the opera in Paris la 70; but he is a mao. Amalia Ferrari la etlll teaching at the age of 71 la Paris, and seems likely to continue that work for some time to coma Fanny Easier was 74 when aha died, find TagUoui has pasted her goth year. Roelta Mauri, the popular premiere at th opera ia Paris, Is over (0, and has begun to talk of retiring. Dear Madam: Your bread needn't tmell of soda or alum or lime. Schilling's Best baking powder has no lime or alum or excess of soda. 4 WITH WEAK MEN. If m tffsr tnm M f os tMkDMMIk ti diiMuM mwwd by If kornoM tiond or Oon lori(a4f you boro boos roobr4 sod doGOi rod oo til ibo ohUo of ibo word boMurokimri tour hKKd to bt-Y- "U on ARKIHftVfc&YPKft l7r.'fEf?5 DYED I never used ao quick a ear as Piaoe A Katurml Black by for Consumption J. B. Palmer. lin, Beattie, Wash, Bov. 85, 18M. Aad tha latest la a leather com bins, Another big crematory has been started Which, properly speaking, la tha toughest in Chicago. According to its own accounts, Chicago has people to burn. Mm M ewtt t all eragglMi w B. P. BaU A Oa Mha,M.K. BARRED PLYMOUTH ROCK E009 W Mrs. Inlaw's Soothing Syrup birds. for hatching, from high scoring forShlMrea tosthlsg, oftaihs trstos. raffusst Best la the state. (2.00 for thirteen eggs. la4 soli. M ssat allay pal. Satisfaction guaranteed. Dar, Bows A atom. Co., BIS South Main, Salt Lake City. Thu a rolls at omte Mr. Smith "Well, Marla, Ive got A lot of cattle In Bourbon county, Ken-tekat last. I'm to he my appolnunent for shelter bars tobacco Went into a Wi- t-' "Wont .that Hi postmaster. during n storm there last week and twenty he nice? Now we can get our postage of them died from eating the tobacco. Anof other horrible example of using too much tamps at wholesale price. on tobaooo. Th February issue of the "Book of DAY A COLD IK OBI TO e Royal upon published by th BalTaka Laxatlv Bromo Qulniao Tablet. AH timore andBlue, a contains Ohio Hsadaoae Railroad, euro. Catalogue Fre to It fall if refund th money druggists . A ry instructive article on "The RegSPALDINQ A BROS. each tablet Ba Th geauina haa U & ular Army of the United States by New York. Deovea Chiesga "When a woman aays that if ahe woo Major H. O. Hetatand, Assistant Adju-- Jt General. Major HeUtand gives rich aba would do lota of good in tba fficts and figures concerning th miliworld, aaji the Reflective Bachelor, abe TI 7f ANY people have bad blood Means ahe would give away her old clothe tary department since Its organization, That is because their Liver revolution. during the war of the to her poor relation. Some of hie etatistics are very inter-eatinand Kidneys are sluggish and fail During the revolution the Wo ThoSUaerCop. milnumber of individuals actually in to carry off the waste matter. Th line flock of Barred Plymouth Rocks in service 250,000; exceed itary did not When this happens the blood i of Mrs. F. Goddard, of Salt Lake, captured U of 1812 wer 471,622, of tba ooveted prize. .See ad. In another coi-- , rb 62,674 wer there disease sets in. To regulars; In the war poisoned and WM vr WANT Tt TALK TO. Wo pi0Ho4or KpofttotOos Is LfUhfe oo4 for maaf Coliforaf poo ro. Wo Novo Aooo WHiktiif Nt ro d prlmoio eftiroato hf 00 QuoKinghams Dye. Spaldings Trade Markf Means Standard y, Quality. Athletic Goods Insist a mi qi Spaldings lVi g. Ne mas or woman would ever have th blue if they never permitted n w bole golden day to paas without trying to make someone n little bit happier. Htftlth for Tea Crate, A Nrsly Uvr,pBrB blood eiBBB kin.brtgbtBTB twm ail Him Uw lor ym. AU wiU ObtaiB CUrtic Mte, dmrauu, li. there 4 A WORD Uur Box Mexico . CANDY CATHARTIC d, Toledo, Bold by Druggists, tke. Hall s k'amlly PUla are tha bask tt e;:3." i'K y frfVT r. bi "Jest Dnifrteta tefunl Tbs ha Mata's Date The man with money to brn is generBALLOT DANCERS. SeDktor Hale c? Maia is lb dud cf 1 aa orthodox believer to the hereafter i" r f ally tha uppar houaa. Ha has a weakness lavestfgatloa haws That They At ts-- . and take hla money with him. tor aachst powder, and In passing Mm aaaally In the corridor one is sure to eahotk a . A statistician has been devoting Disraeli: Grief la the agony of aa Instant, whiff of perfume. Mr. Hale is aa choice himself to n etudy of the eminent in th indulgence of grief the blunder of a and particular in his use of English as thin particular art, and hla investigaUfa h QO Mrs. M. C. Cooper. - Ian Tbit Slgcitsra were 116,321, of which 42,545 were regulars; In the war Ge rebellion there wer 2,259,168 United State troops of whom 178,975 wer colored, and 67,000 regulars, th totM being 2,226.168; in the war With 7?Hn thr wer 219,035 volunteer. a. (10,189 being colored) and 65,682 a total of 274,717. Major Het-tealgo gives the number killed, wounded and lost and the deaths from dUeas In each war. Including the Indian Waw, and other .important facta keep your blood pure take Dr. J.H.Mc Leans ft!)) toosrioffoll CHRONIO WikftTmrM(aOUolitatf tbOttooeOs Of ooleotorF di m oooo. by toottnoololoof lof oadrooMNL koimo pouplOvfirmc BOSBOS, piettwoo Wo CANT PUBLISH 0UB CURE! IN PBIVATt DISEASE. nn II would kotny oDw. HM wa fov our Mill I Ibr ta at Uoubla ta wy. 1 fei I our visa: to wiU trust you uuUl r4 wllbuat oaklaff you ta pay a seat aatli you in ixiwL W tint bow yon our rps ratio I aurtnc Chrmla w ova cur all Frirmut Dtee. aad to pror trOBina ur, u tako aU th bard at to hv Duvber pInravin U to you by Corine you rt. sud thru Ml ruowDablo fee who you are eurvd. dupoad upoo our word; any bunk to Ltab will sudor tt ; tbomand of patient bare e&Ooraud ao you wu tuo huw wb waur uodorutaodlad bat wo will sot o 014 a fr uvll w do cur you. Wo euro boat Manhood, bmlsal Wcakoo apvravatorrtwxa UobonrboM, Syphlll aad all uoaluwMMOf umix. to oa weak or It don t cert you a nr Varlrooal paoay. Conaoliatloa aad advle I ABA by lotto wtoponoa. Coil or writ to lotoa roettta Whuliiy DKG. GHOREC. ' EXPERT SPECIALISTS. B4 E. Kueoud South St. (Harmon Block.) Commercial Natl Bank. Sail Lak City. Utah Oppocit YOUNG r.lErJ! Mat siesif (s vuls try All fhs OrW frm So run sho eunjwfi oC or kror of, tf Tm o strMuro buy tnfanaom itnb ara iaud to rb ! earn in I ho f dnfs(t Nut tf yon want n remedy tattoi mrrwr to aara unnnMtrnl laantittoty laf nod vhlrb dt MfhAnrre. no BMtttnr bo v rerboos nc.of bow lenf inmb luff Ihs smm Md bn If yes may fcjM ftoSUrif 4 OKAY SPeCIPIC NdCMikMwatthMrmlUcdttCi 4i nofcooteb Chn PABSrf doctors, j.l i bdn Koriihif ttkn lb. Tirebitt who bare nrooMon to wm it. as DoJautm inrOfirenWreordMUmunefrombiMtores. Tnm $ 4 Ou car snJn by nJi reiusitin druffVKn. or mm pmaud Iff jb prw plsiniy mrapwad, on raouA oft prieo by PABST CHEMICAL CO. Cbuolar maned aa ruoart. IWwN,nfc reg-hmr- nd A German tonriat declares that what principally distinguishes Chinamen from us Is their utter freedom from nervoudheas. Th largest to No matter how much they exert themgold cola in existence selves,, they Always remain phlegm tio, worth 3I5, It I the ingot or loof of fend they Cafe sleep anywhere, in any posiAnnam, end ju Vmluo written oa the eoia ta India ink. tion and in any amount of noise. TSwSSn.FI CURE a quick relief and sure cure fordiaorder of the Liver, Kidney and Bladder. Thousand! use U In the springeapedally. Your druggist baa it. Only Ji .oo bottle. THE DR.J. H. MCLEAN MEDICINE CO. T. tOWlt, MO. nsstir4 fa Biff d for dinrbsrffwo, infinmnmuono irnutiuu f AtHEbfUU OmCHICM or siccniHiiti Bieoil MUDltTOMM. PniuitoM, nnd ro nnum y or potaomom, 01 by oornm orepnHL Ud hot Ure, p ?A ri reninor Smo4 oo to pinto srrniprf Of l, Fe-ru-- na Pe-ru-- na Fits-monk- ey Alabastln pack ye bav fuH direcand choolhoue should bo th only durable wall coat-in- s, Every church i'1? b need over paint or coated bnuh it on. Ask paint Hundred tion. anyone cancard. taken the place of calin kalsomlaeo, Atobliti? Jt.or Paper only with Alabatino.work. b ran erT km' Alabastln for tint Genudealer wall paper and paint for walls. It can b Daniil1' ,BuT only In fir pound of ton used yearly for tbl doea not rub and seal oa. fraa. AlasbuUna Co Grand Kapid,Uwlf aood on p too tor, bttok, wood or canvas. labeled; take no subcUtuta, ine AlabasUn fn Alabastinu, pack-Prope- I i |