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Show Idle Thoughts. A woman doesn't ml ml a man gelling gel-ling mad about her new dress If ho olives her the money. What she objects ob-jects tn Is a smile that iloesnl glvn down' A man's hue la n coaling station woman's love I the end of Ihe line, the ronnd house nml the officers' headquartcra Adam and Kte would have a hard time flnJIug an apple (o eat this Kail. II la hard to he n humorist and buy fifteen tons of coal It Is n blamed sight raster to get a wife than lo manago her afterward When n mnn loves n woman a much ns ho lote himself, alio should lake him It won't happen oftcner than once In a lifetime. Some ieople keep their conscience so well whitewashed that they can llvo with It without quarreling Sometimes when Iho day la donn many a raw thing la, too. On the oilier hnnd thero Is sometimes some-times n wart. 'Tho upto-data girl no longer wear her ring In match her antiunion," says a Detroit newsiuipcr. "She wears them to match the weather" This lets tho Chicago girl out unless she carries her Jewd caso nlnng with her when alio goes shopping A consumptive who Is shipwrecked on a cannibal Island nlwn) die ot consumption, doesn't he? Or Is It double consumption that get lillu' Anticipation Is n queer thing Now, when n man tins n tooth lo be polled, ho doesn't nntlclate It with ardor When ho Is about lo get married Ah, tho rosy aurora lie sees ahead And et when the tooth Is pulled, Iho trouble Is all over, while, on tho other hand, after the wedding, tho trouble has Just begun' And now the baseball umpire. Is oast off to find hi way to the Homu , of the Frleiidlua for a winter's visit! Wise I Ihe young man who finds his wife's biscuits are even butter limn ttree mother made! |