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Show icans do for increasing posterity. poster-ity. That in our mad pursuit of hapiness there is the danger of rushing right by it, or even stumbling over it. That the Boy Scouts should appreciate the fact the world's champion and a Editor suscrib-ed suscrib-ed to their Bingham fund. That you can pay your Bills with an American Express Money Mon-ey Order. K Did It Ever Occur to You That Jack Dempsy's wife and money hasn't changed a bit. That when you begin to acquire ac-quire trouble with a car it soon piles up, pinched for violating a parking ordinance and the burst ing of a tube in six inches of mud later is not a very desirious predicament. pre-dicament. That the Ohio Coper handled some water last year, and reaped a good revenue therefrom. Tli at the way some fellows look after the other fellows wife while the other fellow is looking after his wife in Bingham is worthy of recognition. That the story in last week's edition concerning fishing in Utah Lake was appreciated by a large number of fishers of cats, even Jack Dempsey. That there was a man who fully intended to reduce his debts, but his creditors got tired and sued him. That you can't make a noise in this world by shooting off your mouth. That there was a certain lady who was sick, who intended to build herself up some day, but she never consulted a doctor so she died. That Calvin had his little say so on Wednesday still there must be economy. Where will it end, but the Senate recently voted in twelve minutes their increase of salary from $7,500, to $10,000 and of cabinet ministers min-isters from $12,000 to $15,000. Economy will come in congress only when people direct congress more explicitly how to spend their money. That the courts give the pe-destdian pe-destdian the right of way at a street crossing, but do not rely too strenuously on that right. Yoy might get knocked over. That explorers say Eskimos never weep, maybe they never get drunk. That it seems Salt Lake County Coun-ty must be a good newspaper field when we note another weekly the Jordan Valley Progress Pro-gress has commenced operations That some people act as if a certain element are responsible for all the babies that enter into in-to the world. That according to statistics, twenty-five million letters were returned to the dead letter office of-fice at Washington last year. But all the bills went thru we imagine. That all the peopie in Salt Lake County dosen't like Dr. Go shen and he is happy. That now is the time to get your auto change made. That Parking in Salt Lake City should be thoroughly investigated in-vestigated by Bingham motorists motor-ists who visit the city. That some people belly-ache about trading in Bingham and return from Salt Lake with their arms full of parcels. That prosperous times are those in which people, who still owe maney, feel rich enough to increase their debts. That man should so live thru Sunday that he is a-rarin to go to work on Monday morning. That every sensible wife gives her husband a chance to lie out of it before she shoots him. That she was fairly tall and slim but she fell. That many of the boys don't want to remember La Follette. That one of the ladies don't like the cut but she don't have to frame it. That for political purposes, every man who is suspected is presumed guilty. That few women faint gracefully grace-fully unless they are prepared for it. That the Town Board audit was satisfactor will hardly meet with the approval of every one. That building school-houses is one of the best things Amer- |