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Show NEEDLESS ALARM An old German farmer entered the office of a wholesale druggist one morning and addressed the proprietor 'Mister Becker, I haf der Bchmall pox " "Merciful heavens Mr. Jacobs!" exclaimed ex-claimed Becker, as the office force scrambled ever each other In their hurry to get out, "don't come an nearer!" "Vot's der madder mlt you fellers. aDvhowr' quietlv replied Jacob. T say I hale der scinall pox of butter out in mine wagon oi der Mrs Becker Beck-er ordered last week alreaty." National Na-tional Food Magazine. |