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Show WHY EDITORS GET RICH After a good deal of study aud wo.riy we have a last figured out "why $0 many county editors get 1. rich. Here is the secret of sue. cess: A. child is born in the neighborhood; the attending physicau gets $10; the edlUr gives tliclottd-luuged youngster and'tlie 'Mtappy pironts" a send offnnd gets jo. It is christened and the minister gets $1 and the editor $00. It grows up and nurncs, the editor publishes unotlur loug-winded flowery ii 1 1 U mil ulK 1 .tuzeti lies about the "bc.uititul accoinpH shed bride," the minister gets I f 10 and a piece of cake and the editor gets $000 In the course' of time it dies and the doctors get from 5 to $100: the minister perhaps gets another $15 to $50; the editor publishes a notice of the death, an obituary two columns col-umns long, lodge aud societ) resolutions, a lot of octr and a free card of thanks, and gets $0000. No wonder so many of the country editors get rich |