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Show I THE EX AM I NCR AGAIN WHINES. The poor dilapidated Examiner muBt have the mensles or (he whooping whoop-ing cough or perhaps the mumps t any rate. It Is in need of a double dose of MrB inslov , soothing 8vni The Examiner editor sbeds big tears, and all because the people prefer the 8tandard in Ogden The mornlnf? sheet, in Its blubbering, blubber-ing, cries out that the evening paper charges 10 cents per month more thin does the morning paper, and that the people prefer paying 75 ents for the Standard to paving 5 cents for the Examiner The sheet forgot to explain that each Standard page of printed matter mat-ter is 21 Inches long, while the Examiner Ex-aminer Is only 20 inrhes. nnd often even less So that, if both papers publish pub-lish eight pages per day the Evening Standard prints an extra Inch on ' ench of .t6 columns or 5(3 Inches per ; day more than does the Morning Examiner Just think of It. the Stai.dard prints 7 Inches more on each page than does! the Examiner and on 8 pages 56 inches more! When both papers print eight pages the Standard has 2 and two-thirds rolumns more reading per day than I has the Examiner In other words, I the Standard pavs irs printers to set 10,000 more type daily than does the Examiner and the people pay u cents per month more io get that Ku'imi extra type in reading matter Does rhr Examiner think It can chop sn Inch off of each column of reading matter and thus cheat the people, without the trick being noticed? When the Standard owned the Ex- I aminer, It gave its readers the full 21 Inches in each column Why did I the Examiner shorten Its reading columns one inch" The big baby In the Examiner office of-fice cries that he has a Sunday pa- . per. Well, how ahoit the 16 page? ths? Standard prints ever; Spturda evening for Sundav reading" How; about the Standard's Saturday evening COmiC colored section" Does it not j knock the 'spots clear off of the Examiner Ex-aminer daub? The big boob editor of the morning morn-ing sheet, with tears coursing down his cheeks, says the evening paper Is in hours behind the morning paper in news and thit every paper In the State, inferior, etc Well, now let us take this morning s Examiner the sanj- paper in which the sheet does Its crowing The biggest and nws-iepi nws-iepi item apiears on the eighth page. ; almost two columns long. The Great Cave Found' Referring to stale news and a stale paper, note that the I morning paper's account of the discovery dis-covery of this big cave on Promon- tory Point appeared In the Standard! four weeks Ego and the Standard was .the first paper in the state to publish the story. Four weeks hence, the morning paper pa-per will print the hookworm story that first appeared in the Standard Later, it ma hae a report on the extension of the local street car line to Logan, first printed in the Stands Stan-ds n( The first story of the Eccles building build-ing the Kiesel building, the Odd Fellows Fel-lows building, the Knights of Pythias building In fact the first story of the building boom in Ogden appeared In thi Standard. The first story of the street ear line chanRes in Ogden appeared in the Standard W e could extend this list of "first i stories ' to fill a page And ever one Of the stories should have been printed print-ed in the morning paper, if that paper pa-per were alive |