Show WILL NOT BE CALLED GRANDMA writer explains somewhat venorn venom bously why women dislike word 0 alte word gr grandma aedma Is dying out said a lexicographer or maker of 0 die dictionaries tIo tion aries narles pausing in his labor on the letter G by 2000 at this rate no such word will exist what will take its placer place oh nannie nans love locks dearest some such rubbish you see explained the lexicographer 1 women think that they have learned to stave off old age A woman of 50 because u she has dyed hair a painted face a figure here distended arid and there cramped thinks that she looks young As a matter of fact she looks neither flah fish flesh nor fowl no man can bear the sight of her but she thinks she sha looks young and therefore she elie wont be called grandma youth Is over for good you know beyond peradventure we are done with the long long dreams of youth when a little one la Is lisping grandma or grandpa at our knee so this old tool fool trains her grandchildren to call her nans or kitten and getting into her wadded street gown shet trips on rheumatic feet to the beauty parlor for a face steaming new york press |