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Show ARRIVED AT A GREAT TRUTrt. Conclusion of Absent Minded Man That Wai Ver Natural. Daniel Drew wai an exceedingly absent-minded man. aa Depew In hie charming ane-dolra hai had occasion lo remind us Hero la a story, however, how-ever, that Depew never got, hold of' Drew made a point of buying all his own clothing, against repeated proleata from hli wife, who wai frequently fre-quently at her wits' ends to know how to manage his somewhat Illy assorted as-sorted wardrobe "Daniel," ahe aald ono day, "you must get soma underdrawera" (Bho poke ot course In tho seclusion ot their own npnrtmrnta ) "Yes, my dear," wai the reply: and thai night Daniel came home with a bundle containing undershirts Under ahlrta he had In great abundance, but of the article hli wlfo had euggcitod his buying tho specimens on hand were a'most past wearing Tho good lady'a patience wai exhausted When next she prepared clean slnthei for him she lild out two undershirt! and no underdraweta When he had dressed and gone out she found evl dencea of hli having donned both gar menta Among that dsy'a Items In hli notebook note-book the following wai subsequently discolored "Tho underwear ot ts.lsy li nol what It used to he Underdrawera aro made much loo small In Ihe legs ao much ao, In fact, that one hai tn silt them up to miko Ihem gn on They Ull loosely about tho waist and aro not an aid to a man'a sitting down tn fact they seem not at all lulled to the need! ot tho humin frsmo." Uppln eotta Magaxlne |