Show YOUNG AMERICANS I I SMART REMARKS OF NAUGHTY CHILDHEH A tie 7 Who llil ttamos tar Doahllnr th arasmnt That 11I1 Pabon h lIonor 0 1 1aaehasttih rro tenrs ilaptnl To bo famou U uroly 000 ohio but to bo the father of an Infant phenomenon phe-nomenon U I a happtnei I ecstatic Kx I ir Governor I HuMeil of Matxachuietti has a mall ion who It already a celebrity Ho laid Iho foundation of hli reputation at I yearn of age by deliberately turning a garden IOM > III > on James Huxell lowell who had coma to call reducing that dtttln gulihod gentleman to such a hoiwlcti condition of soak that ho wax obliged to go homo nod change hti clothes Whon oung lluviell wo tent to school for tho first tlmonot very long 1I1f0U10 teacher tried by questioning ques-tioning to find out how much ho know btrango to nay the boy Orl II 1 lamentably la-mentably Ignorant of pretty nearly everything Ho could not oven tell whothor limo United State was a ra publla or n monarchy Finally Iho Instructor itructor In despair asked him to name tha governor of Mattachuoettt f I dont know Bald bI hey Well said the teacher wearily when jou oo jour father thlt evening even-ing ask him to toll you Next day young Kuitoll cam to school again and thus Initruclor a kol him If ho hall found out who wo governor gov-ernor of MaMachtiMilU I Yes ropllcil 1 limo boy Father I nay that ho la I governor but ho he I such a liar that 1 dont know whether to Iwllovo him or not Rotcrnor Russell toll that glory with much guito Young Ituincll had I a new baby sister at just about I that time lIe did not regard the addition to this family with much favor Ono day he wa entrust rd with thin care of her with Inttruc lions to wheel her nlnul In her carriage car-riage Ho fattened tho carriage to tho tall of a grocery wagon and only an accidental discovery by tho driver of thin vlilclu I atol this Infant from lielng carried off Ilelng asked to ox plain why ho hail dons urh n thing the boy tnted that I he 1 hail often heard cII 1J1I nl tI of children being run away with by borer and ho wanted 1 to w > o Homo thing of blunt orL n A great friend of Governor llutwlli ho I Irofeix Joiluli Itojco tho famou Inductlvo ihlloophor ot Cambridge The latter gentleman hat a ton nt about tho lama ago who li i contldcred to rival young HUllolI nt n phcnomo non and enfant terrible miji thus 1hlladolphla Tlmoi litllolloycohas Ion brought up from tho cradlo on rather unuiual I principle Front hits t nlr earliest I Infancy Imo was mauls a tub jest ot Kclentlflo experiment 1or example to toil limo auutenoM of wn atlon of uiln In a vary Olllllt Infant he seas ttuck not barliaronily but In a gontlo way with needle Mot chill Iron nro treatcil a I If their opinion were not worth con ldcrlng Not MI with young Ilojco If ho linn anthing loony or views to exprom bo 1 Ilitoncd I to with rc icctfiil allots < Uon Ono day when ho wan just K years old ho wont to hula mother and t told her ho did I not with her to hao a t certain uteu for which she hail I already sent out Invllntlont What li jour ivmon my ton s aid MM Itojro IIa r I limo no rcaton ropllttl tho boy but I ho retie up my mind that I do t wont those jiooplo to coma hero on I I y I stn nk1uorry fur thnt wild Mr 1 Ilojc but Inuimiich ni lent ran give no good I aon for doing no I cannot conicnt tu wltllliraw my Imllatlon Woll 1 ilho child I am do cured not to YO thoto jwoplo hero any way Nothing mo an mall on thin ulc ioct On tlioiiny ll < lnlelfortholea MM llojco hurl t l r thing nrrungol for tho tvcoptlon of item guests No iKKly came Her ur J onlhrncnt l may well I bo Imagined cSrlftlnly no tats th e date mon lak had iioen mails in > I tlon eod oil the card hu admeat out Yet not a soul nylon At 1110 I oclock two or throe rolafi 01IlIrrlvoJ Obey looked very mournfn Hit is I sory midden n they NlII Wo hud received no notf clilloll or the nail overt 1 MIII What soul eentf at I Itoyco mjitlllcxl OIlOllr death sal I one Vhjcr tlio t tho relathe Thero hai looms nn deal I IBIII MM Kojco moro 1Ilonlah than 1 over overNo death Than why tbo raps Ion I-on tho door P I Investigation developed tho IlIet I to nil I that your hoped hail gono undertaker ihon and obtained I II funeral crape whluh ho hung on tl 10 is iloorboll Tho guest who cnmo ma thin dismal emblem 01 mortlllily nil rufrln041 from entering tin houso The wife of 0 eonator In WlUhln ton roeolllly hl1 a small boy tn d 1 aid obi On the aecond day lrl hl s onqtoyment i h ° was sent out with I th baby carriage Ho did not return nnd the Infant wa found In Dnponl Circle ileiiortotl flue boy coins backKS later nnd admitted that ho hail forgotten for-gotten all about lute clmrjju being ledlv away by a game ot progroatlufE marbles which took him to Iarrugu 1 iquuro 1robublj tho Idea augcoiU Itbolt to liliu theroupoii that ho wai v likely tolw illichargod t oclock thil at about 0 Any way eveningtltu wooml day motion hula of gagumtnt thu 11111 wit ut tho hall nolno un of lirouklj ng wn nUrtlonl by n n II lJ crookery Iwlow him tripped I to fly Ih down ktulr and looking Into ctacla wl stet dining room bohold n IlOclelll > It froro her with horrified nuumzomelroe I Standing at a little dUtanco t roe I 010 and ot the tabto with a Ocl lCI 50 n plate under hie left arm he wa dU I trlbutlng thorn upon tho board by hooting them across like quolH Just flit the mlttrew looked In a plate I thrown with llghlly too much force ncntoll the end of the table and fell I to oO floor with a imash breaking Into fraf m nt ThaVit ono oil laid Iho toy Tho next plate landed aMy wit the following ono wa broken on tho floor I floorThai another ono off said tho boy Presumably this would barn continued con-tinued until tho armful plates was exhausted hail not tho lady rushed In and grabbed Iho young reprobate by tho collar It only n llama I was plajln ho explained In response to a vigorous shako You outragooui little rascal stun laid Ioavo my IIOUM at once and never let mo co jou again |