Show f 3 Tt 1 T rr I 1 r r i t r r v h vI 1 a r t t t t 1 I t f r rI I I I T 1 i 1 I t I I 1 1 t 1 1 I l 1 i I II oi ois 1 s rt A tZ i J 1 Itt 1 II I II I I p a rt I 1 I II Iw I I w Io c w Jet rain f 0 I II I r c t r rv Rs r I 4 4 I I II r f fr r II U iI i S 1 r uX A LIFE STUDY Martha Grace graduated from cooking cool ns school this spring she but going to take a n post graduate course this summer Colas back to school eh ell Maeola No going to a 0 poor young man In June i iI the one Funny Drummer I 1 There was Wll no douht doubt that n a certain coupie cou coup couple pie pic In the Pullman had hod Just been married end and married for or love but the drummer sold said tho the matter really mails ought to tobe tobe tobe be Investigated lie Ile said there was so 80 much crime going on that be he felt It a n duty to diminish it It whenever and where ever e cr he could The young younS bridegroom was therefore beckoned Into the smoking log InS compartment and the drummer said to hIm Mj fly 1 dear sir you arc pissing passing for a 0 bridegroom here but the question In the minds of ot o 0 few feu of 01 us u Is Arc Are you really married or are arc you jou OU eloping with that young joung woman Oh Im 1111 married straight enough was the reply To that young yount woman For sure lure i You iou show sho a n certificate 1 cm can Arid And It WOl ca oi DO no mock moct marriage 1 No Xo sir tad And her parents consented They did Well I Im ID glad to hear that It Is all 01 allright allright right I have mc Ine nothing more to say pay i But Dut I hare replied tho groom You pass pans for Cor n a drummer here Are Arc you a 0 or n u and horse borse thief Sir Again you piss pass for tor n funny man manAre manAre Are Arc you jou Oll blamed funny or blasted sober er erIn In either case let me m And be he slapped the right I cheek check and left leet check and chin and bow bowed id lJ to tho the others and went w nt back to put pul his bin arm orm around his lIls bride again JOK Jor KERR KERn t l 4 yr d S c s to J JI a I Q i id iC d r C H ANIAS Is OUTDONE I Josh Did that farmer Carmer lie Bosh Lie He said the tile fish would bite bile nod and the dog llo I I l 1 i 1 t 1 9 LL 0 0 7 0 00 0 1 A LESSON I guts gits tin em all nil Thu V w do I git The 1 Why you jou OU gits I do experience lie see e l i e it Y 1 1 t j a 1 t J Jr 7 r ft A illS IMS FIRST l CUP What do you jou think of ot thug this l lea hn a aji ji witt nd L rt Ii rr did titu also a at toUl U UE I E I I Professor Da ubo c and His Realistic j Painting m I I WILL PAINT P ONG OF aF MY Mr MOVING PICTURES FoR You A I It IY IIII t Y III I l ItI I I II I I fl EL RA RAFI I FI I 1 Ir J I r i I Ip I p t l r JS J WAIT A AAl Al nl N o U T r E EILL t I r l ILL 1 L G IVE jl I I I I I YOU A LIFT PI i r r U r v 4 Q I l f m S D Imo L c A Friend In Need t J 1 L a 1 l 71 I OT or lit Brown I lore loe a 0 nice lawn moro marc anything else about n a house houBe Smith ou are different from Crom me I 1 Idon don Ilont dont t love 1010 any kind of ot a 0 lawn mower JUST THINK OP OF OF IT Tom It takes courage to tell a n girl Irl that you au love lore her ber herDick Dick Yes but think of ot the courage COUr o It takes to tell A n girl that you dont Ilont love hor after youve youre once on Co told her you did VERY J THAT LOOS JUST LIRE THE ROAD OUT OUR WJ I 1 r z z ae SHE HE CHANGED HER MIND MINI er u I He had pleaded his lore loo and null stilted stated the amount of ot bin hI salary per pur week nod and she he had turned him down clown She said Buld tho the per enough Dou h to hag her clothes let alone meeting other expenses cH cHIt It was a 0 sad soil blow and he stumbled down the steps with In to his hIR ees eyes j Ills trainer met him nod took him oft nit to tobis his bis room and snug sang lullaby songs till ho slept When hen morning came come he was S rubbed down and prepared l for Cor the tho Marathon Ho Hu shut his teeth together and said he lit would win It to the one who had delivered the almost fatal lIow Moir It not got ot about that he was a thrown down man mun nod thu odds odd a 0 ton ten to one ODO against him IIo cared nut not He lie simply I i tt It Was WasAnd And An now gentlemen said the cele celebrated cel surgeon to the assembled class we come to the what IB It First observe ob ere the lauds hands They are arc crumpled up Illo o old washboards Every linger cr has hns been broken from two 1 wo to four times and the tile thumbs bare been driven back and pulled out lut again Is no Joint that has not been enlarged bj by b per lIer cent centHie The Hie wrists wrist as ns you will observe have bare lost their and arc are now as stilt stitt as liS those of oC u a 1 wooden Indian I while the elbows arc ore merely merel lint flat bones bone and no long longer Ion I er haio havo any un give to lo them Observe that dint one shoulder lops 1015 IOl and IId the he other hunches up At least dozen i 1 of oC the natural teeth ha have c been heen knocked cd out at sonic jome time timeA I A examination shows that three ribs on the right side and two Ivo on I the left len hare been broken and knit nn again aln I The fhe hip hll bones no longer louler play pIli easily In 10 I their sockets anti anil In walking the knees I must be lifted like those of ot a n horse bar bavIng ho hug Ing IllS what Is called The feet have ban become sprayed the toes driven buck buel and nu the tho subject toes In when wilen be he beI I I walks walk Lastly I direct your attention to his hll I column It Is s not only a n full Inch out of or plumb lint but appears to have tied Itself Into knots knots at regular Intervals The owner of ot It could coull curl up In a n barrel without the tho slightest Inconvenience Judg JudgIng Ing from what you have seen and I have bao c said what would you say sn brought the thu thuman theman man to his hili present pre state None of ot you youcan youcan can cnn po possibly guess and 10 so o I will reply to my mr own query by saying saving that he was wasa as asa a n baseball player for or two B JOE KERB m nn the more Halfway lr through the tho race ho stumbled and the tho odds went to twenty Again A ln his hie hi pumping machine seemed to give out nod the rose roso to forty fort But nut when the goal oal came in sight at ot last the thu thrown darted forward picked up one rival after another and md came camo under the tho wire n a half a 0 nose ahead Charlie murmured n a voice olce In his car ear caras carnit as nit the they w were rc rubbing him down with seven scion 1 of oC liniment Why you here he be replied Charlie wo we 0 will bo be married next week If It you wish I Hut But ut you jou OU refused me only last night Yea Ve but I was waR laboring under the t fl 1 cl ct Li tint E UNDERSTOOD U Josh What makes you rou think that Fan Kan FanIs ly Iy Is Ideally married 1 Bosh Because one day daj when he Invited me to dinner we were late and she mere merely merely merely ly asked whether the home team won LOTS rOTS OF OP BUSINESS She That bill before tho legislature leI laturo to tax every divorce grouted 75 If It passed would be a n great moral force He lieA HeA A similar law In Sioux City would be Just JUlit the same Omo as 18 a 0 gold mine for tor the got eminent Impre Ilo Ion that you ou were a n bank clerk cleric I on oil 25 J per week Instead of ot being a young yonn man of ot legs leg and wind Set tho the da day Charlie dear Halt Half u a nose lIose ahead I shall excL erect you rou at nt the usual hour this even een lug lu JOE JOD A t JOYOUS OCCASION SION Come on boys boy I want wont to blow you yon to toa a 1 wine supper Wh Why so aD happy happi Your salary raised rn t Nope Hope Far For better than thun that thatIs Is It a 1 her bov or a 0 girl tb then n Nope ope Just Jot hot my gas lB bill and Its 75 cents cent less I IR than I expected tell Whoop eel n t 0 fi r li 5 Rural Rora Free Delivery D C Ivery in i nth th Stone A go goi I i i I i r t 1 1 At tf 1 I u c I If f tot J I f f fi 1 i y I IWi Wi ANOTHER TEACHER Grace Im going olos to learn leorn to swim this summer But you yon learned last summer Graca Yes Its but I broke my engagement with that fellow during the winter He Will Be There A tall thin man and noll a n short abort pudgy man were standing on 00 the rear platform of ot a n trolley car cor and there thero had ball been no 00 conversation between them when the tho tall toll thin thlu tuna man sudden suddenly turned turnell nod and eald said Sir I recognize recognise you jou ou Yell Veil ell what of 01 It In asked the other I ast summer Hummer on the open cars you ou always hogged till the end curd seat scat You bot bat I J did And Ami dozens and dozens doens of ot times I r l bad had to climb over you youles Yes les you did And sometimes when I had an end sent seat you would jump on to the tho running board and null yell to mo me to hitch along and give ghe me a brutal shove shoe I 1 remember You vi were ere my terror nil all last summer sir Ir I thought of or you bj by u day daj do anti and dreamed of oC you bj by night Sometimes I thought you had me bj by b the throat and no JI I awoke with a scream Good Good chuckled the fr frt Crt t man mun And arc are you jou ou going to w be bere thus this summer Right night on the spot sir air And after otter an end scat harder thin than over ever Then Ill trade trado my house bonse for tor a farm farmand farmand and nod leave leme town I cant and wont stand staad It Yes sir Ill leave lenc tho city on your account and Rn when ben I see s It lu In tho papers n that you are aro dead and your picture Is there thero to prove prova It then sir I may come COD comeback comeback back but not until no sir not until JOE JOB KERn KERB WISE SCHEME I Theater Manager ManagerI I wish Ish I knew kneT ome some plan to get set the audience out of ot the tho house quicker People linger In their scats and the tho aisles allies for Cor so 0 long lon after alter the show that the expense for Cor lights Is quite an on Item Press Pre Agent Heres the tho solution Iut lut luta n a line In the program reading Every Evert Everybody Everybody body bod remain seated until after the dual curtain fills falls I I w dX 1 11 1 l t ih a 1 I 1 t tI I r rd 0 NOT OT SO bO LUCKY First Boy enviously oa aro lucky kid kill I 1 wish I 1 had a 11 dad who wn WilliG was a bate base baseball ball catcher Second S Boy Do sighing Do you jou 7 Well Vell Wc lf you FOU wish It long after be ho had ba I II I spanked you o with his catcher catchers mitt I I II I Ij IA 1 F r a II t I 7 I It Irrl I t l lI j I i I I I 1 1 A 1 1 NUI U UL A KEAL J E 0 SPORT Choll S Id like Ie to meet t h her r Si hc awful t 5 vr er r ought to hear bear d a Willie Oh nr yr n tike her Hie tl qI o Ii h tie he U HOh I ltd rr r Ob U h pm I an our fine tInca tI lit III A day dAt dayo I V J |