| Show I 1 I Alas The Poor n fl L 3 come mo to this or bus bas tho ho SHALL S Already arrived 1 Must tho girl with the light hair submit to tho dictum of ol a n learned pro professor prole protessor fessor le sr of oC medicine and tai o a l back lIlIck scat cat catIn In the matrimonial wagon For listen to what this gen gentleman cn I has said nod the tho world hOB hen taken cognizance of It Tho blondes chances of oC marrying aro oro not nt III all nil to those of oC her bur brunette slater sister Three Turco brunettes marry morry to every blonde blondo that approaches the altar Tough luck If it Its ita true for lo la the blonde blondo must hustle and catch up and will sho bo lIo compelled to fall at It tho feet of the young youn man oho nho likes best bast and entreat him Ida to tale take her even In sooth Booth If It Bho sho Is la a n blonde Three blondes met n a few darn dayn ago ngo n o and antl andt t n nr I r t a till 1 a i tz eft f I 1 f I Im Int Only n a J I discussed tho awful plight In which tho the medico would place them In subdued tones They started to compare notes Is 11 a statuesque creature who has Las always had boel a n string of oC admiring swains hanging banging on her slightest word She Is built on beautiful lines one lne of oC those young younS women to whom fashions changes mean menn nothing for they ther all nil appear to be e exactly suited to her Mamie amlo spoke first Sho asked If IC It i awful and immediately the teeth of tho iho others stopped their deadly work on the thc fudge and they became vitally Interested meandered Of ot all nil tho the things I ever read In my life Ule If It this bent beat nil If It the old sawbones had only said raid that fewer of oC us t get married be he would be nearer the truth but as os regards our chances why i the woods aro are full tuH of ol them Now ow girls I you remember that nice fellow with 1110 weal weak voice olce and antl tho watery cyca that used sc l lI h I to hang bang after mo me for tor so 00 long 1 I am nm ashamed of oC It It Well I have bare hachim him In tho the cellar attending to the fur Cur furnace fury nace naco You know who he married Dont y you Well one day dap that crazy Sadie Brown Drown and oho ebb Is m a brunette called d I hero and met him Wm Tho Th map he cot c cotI t tI I I toned to that poor boy bor WAS a n caution She led him on amt on finally they be 00 became became came married And Antl they thoy tho do 10 say 81 she Bho lends him an nn awful life I could have havo had lots of ol others too If It I Just wanted to got get married but I went a n man mana a arcil rail man when I try that game e 1 dont want somebody to sit flit on Just jUlit what 1 say nay n said Mid the thc buxom comfortable looking Anno Annn It makes me tired to see the kinds binds l of or ex excuses excuses excuses for tor men that are going around try trying lug ing to get n tl girl to marry them I could have IIno iota lota of oC them but I want a n fellow who can cnn do something elso besides callies wear weara a green hat I do doThe doThe doThe The other girl did ld not speak right away when her turn came Silo She leaned over oyer overto overto to the table tool took another picco of o fudge ude chewed on It contentedly and antl then pro proceeded seeded Claudine Is 19 nn an educated girl Irl a n happy hoppy girl Irl lint unfortunately not Dot pretty nor handsome She Sho sold said My Ir dear girls I con can toll tall to you about this Ibis matter as n a rank ronk outsider lIlor for tor thero never was but one man who ho ever eer dared approach me with n a matrimonial proposition tion and he was over ocr SO years old I 1 Intended for or the tho marrying thing but I have read up on this thU blonde and brunette brunetto proposition and I can cnn cantell cantell tell you JOU n A few fen things about It that clears clean cleanthe the atmosphere and make mole the tho doctor look so 50 ridiculous after neter all More than of oC the white people of oC the tho world worM are arc of or brunette cast The Tho Northern countries of oC Europe and tho the United Kingdom bavo havo given birth to tho the majority of oC blondes Of Ot course then blonde blondo women arc are naturally only one fourth as 8 many as brunettes and this leaves lelles the tho argument still In our favor Do you ou understand Even Enn with n a lack Inck of ol desire to marry blondes hold their own So nice to bo be clever muttered Ma Mamie M Mamle mie You certainly aro n a dear ear nt of figures figure Our said Anna Annn It Is n a nico thing to have hae the thc reputation reputation tion of oC being clever Now o It 1 Wonder If it I solution would worry tho the professor proCessor |
