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Show Tho Colferi' Limerick. A ell known Ucrbvslilro doctor has Just resinned his membership of n Midland Mid-land coif club, his letter to tho secretary secre-tary of tho club reading: A runny eld Bcot vvrltrs to say Tbiu ut Kolf ho no mom will play: Ho thinks nawl of Hid Kuinr. &o rtuft strike out hla namo And Ilia wife's from tho club right ana)'. ' Tlio secretary of tho club was not to bo outdone, and ho sent tho doctor tho follow InK reply: A canny old Rcot tlko )ou ought To piny irolf llko a Vardon untauclit: As I'vu now cot to rub ur name from tho club Your subscription amounts to 0. London Dally News. |