Show I Just For Fun Not a I Laughing Laughin Matter Malter They rhe were gliding round the ball ballroom room to the strains of oC a soft dreamy waltz Suddenly he tripped and fell sprawl sprawling IllS ing to the floor carrying awa away a t good goodly I ly portion pOllion or of his charming gown own Roars of derisive laughter greeted his contortion and ruefully he Gated atell from the musses masses of chiffon and lace luce Reaching the side of a gentleman whose taco face had not assumed even the ghost o of a smile ho hurst durst out grate gratefully full fullI fully Sir Sir you rOil are aro a gentleman You Yon arc the UlC only mat man in the room who did not grin when J 1 had the misfortune 10 tear that ads lalys dress Dont thank me my dear sir re relIed replied plied lIed ho he or of the stony stare Tile The lady happens to he my wife and 1 paid for her A Wise Youngster The teacher oi of au an East Boston Ini pu may mar school was her charges instruction on coins Which would woul you rather have n a dollar or two half dollars she A Hebrew lO boy of 7 7 promptly re responded responded that he would prefer two hn halves Why lie ho was asked lie he replied If YOU lose ono one youve sot got the other Boston Transcript Exchange of Christmas Gifts She was a fine Chicago girl girlAnd And Aud wither shocking Sent Sont her heI a motor motol runabout To fo put pat Into her hel stocking But ut she wa was good ool at AntI And stead of oC getting teary Sent him two tiro big hor horse o blankets tagged ln sed sedo o for liWo Deane Judge The Regular Route HoW many miles an hour dOlls does your motor car make mac macIt lt It depends on circumstances an answered answered Mr 11 Naturally we weare are much slower going from rom the tho house douse to the repair shop than thun we are going from the tho repair shop shoJI to lo the house Washington Star Poetry and Prose What a beautiful sight It is II firs Dates Bates to see your 1 two wo little boys al ala alWays Ways a s together II tho summer board boarder er exclaimed In iii all al ecstacy on the tho J approach or of Bobby and Tommy Bates hand in hand Such brotherly love loveis oe is as rare as it is exquisite Mrs Bates nodded In pleasant assent as sent I 1 tell Erry she said that the rc as as a pair o pants Youths Companion Diagnosed Doctors notice dear you ou ouI I always particularly Inquire what your patients eaL Does Docs that hole hOI your diagnosis The my dear deM In i iI a ai I i way yes U the tho dinners they can afford I 1 know how much I can risk sticking on the tiro Opinion I Afterward the day after Christmas and nil all through u h the tho flat The all air was as blue as the hinds birds on onI I las tat hat tatI hatI I For now that the hills for the pros pres i cuts had come comeI I Pa cussed d till h he made all tho rho brie abrat hum Judge I to Reason Ed i to aU Another manu manuscript script Assi tant Yes Overheard at the Sewing wor words s sl l Return It at oace There must haVe boon many more words wOlds than Magazine December Roses RoseR girl begins to hand UP her as 18 soon a as she gets too tuo old to hand up I hJ her stocking De Dc noticed d though that some somo girls never get gel too ud old to hang up the tho Another Mouth Daughters engaged to a titled dub The deal was arranged by cable Ana Ami father has ordered some extra grub And a longer dining rOom table Kansas City Journal Came Homo Home to Roost 1 preached and preached to that boy bor about being do doc c but he morel morely laughs at mo morrs Mrs wonder You put pal all the best hest presents In the tho top or of his Christmas stocking Judge |