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Show A man who wa too economical 10 enbetrlbe, sent his little boy to Inrrew paper sf Mia iteighbol . In bin haite the hoy ran over a i stand of.bees and In len minutes ijoked like warty nmner Niuaili, Ills crlee leached his father, who rail hurriedly to his assistance and, failing to notice barb wire fence ran into it breaking il down, cutting a handful hand-ful of fleth from his anatomy an I ruining ruin-ing a 16 iair uf pants The old w took alvantage ol the gap In Iho fence and got Into the cornfield and killed herielf eating green corn. Hearing the racket, the wife ran, upset a four gallon churn of rich cream Into a batkrt of kittens, drowning the whole Hock. In her hurry she dropped a (25 set of faliu teeth. The baby, left alone, crawled through tke spilled cream and Into the parlor, ruining ruin-ing u 30 carpet During the cxcl'eaient theollsat daughter ran away with the hired man, the dog broke up eleven setting set-ting hens, and the calves got nut and cheaed the tails off of hur fine shirts. Kansas City Journal |