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Show A- -4 I ACCOUNTING FOR THE FLY. DOES YOUR BACK ACHE? Cur the Kidney and the Pam Will Never Return. The Exiles Devolicn Only one sure way to cure an aching back. Cure the cause, the kidney tell of Thousands cures made by Doan's F forswear the art divine Thar glorifies the dead, hat comfort then can I call mine, What solace seek instead? Fur fiom my birth onr count; v s fame Has life to me, and love, tnd fur eai h loial liish name Some garland still I wove 1 tnv kidneys affected, and niy back ached day was and nl'ui. languid, nervous and lame in the morning. Doan's Kidney Pills helped me right away, and the areat" relief that followed has been permanent " Sold by all dealers. 50 cea s a box. Foster-MUburCo., ltuffalo, f. Y. I I I 'I The only drawback mthi-- men lie asleep In sunny places with file crawling over their lips. The natives don t mind the flies. In fact. the like them. At a boorj or native inn in the Sahaia a traveler said to the waiter, pointing indignantly at his stew of barley and goat's flesh: How conies this dead fly in my couscous?' 'Monsieur,' replied the waits. I can not tell you. Perhaps the fly had not eaten for many days and throwing himself ravenously on the cous-coufed with too great heartiness, thereby contracting an Inflammation of the stomach severe enough to cause dehth. The' poof liltfe thing can never have been strong When I brought the cous cous It was dancing and humming merrily on the surface. Perhaps this idea has Just presented itself to me it endeavored to swallow too large a piece of meat. The morsel stuck In Its windpipe. A terrific roughing fit. inaudible to our gross ears, ensued. Alas, soon all wag over. The waiter wiped his eyes and said, in a broken voice' I can account in no other for the poor creature's death. " r Hull senates listening near. oil. native land' dost ever mark. When the wmlds din is drowned lidwixt the daylight and the dark, A wandering solemn sound That on the western wind is borne An ohs thy dewy bteast' It is I he voice of those who mourn For thee. In the far west. Winston Churchill when he has an Important piece of writing before him eat very little meat and cut his al lowtnce of tobacco In half He find that tbl regime give unusual clarity te his mind. b s Bank of England. The Bank of England employ about 1,000 people, pays $1,250,00 yearly la wages and $175,000 yearly la pensions. Important te Mothers, earvfolly seiy bottle ef CASTORU. safe sad fmity tar tafsata sad chlidrea, Brain sad sm that It Bun Ik igMtar cf la CM For Over so Tsars. the bad Tea No cord Have Always Beaght. or, cable can draw so forcibly or bind so fast as love css do with a single thread. Burton. Especially worthy of notic is Garfield Tea. Natures remedy for constipation, liver and kidney derange- ments. It is mad wholly of ilerbs. No man aver asks a truthful womaa what sha thinks of him more ythaa once. - m rests a I SutliOaxoraiuiiStniuiHina. Mle. Affection consists not in carefully prepared utterances. Mrs, Window's leelHsf as For them and theirs I oft essay Thy ancient art of song. And often sadly turn away. Deeming my rashness wrong; For well I ween, a loving will own. Is all the art Ah me!, could love suffice for skill. What triumphs I hud known! 1 My native land' My native land! IJve in my memory still' Break on my brain, ye surges grand! Dangerous. consider yachting a dangerous pastime for a man who cannot swim? "It Is a dangerous pastime for a man who can swim. Why, the most expert swimmer I ever knew met the woman he afterward married on a Houston Post. , yachting trip. Do you Russian a Child at 25. Barber Philosophy. A Russian is not of age until he "There, said the barber, as he thats what Is 2fi years old. Until thst time at gashed a customer, s of his earnings must comes of always keeping a stiff upper least go to his parents. four-fifth- To Make Stones Stronger. Almost everybody knows tbe role of the masons that stone used In building should be so placed that it will lie as It lay In Its natural bed when quarried. But Francis W. Hoyt, in the Engineering News, says that this familiar rule needs In many cases to be supplemented with other precai tlons. There are three planes of fracture known to quarrymen. The rift Is th direction In which the stone splits most easily; the grain that which is next easiest; the head that which offers the greatest resistance. In a paving block the two sides repre-sethe rift fracture, the top and bottom the grain and the ends the head. But In a quarry the natural bed Is sometimes consirerably Inclined Had Proved Hie Worth. to the plane of the rqtft; hence the Christian England laughed when imperfection of the ordinary rule for Sydney Smith sneered at William placing the stone In building. Carey as a consecrated cobbler," goRomance of Secret Coffer. ing on a fool's errand to convert the heathen. But when Carey died at the In the national archives of France age of 77 years he was visited by the Is an ancient secret. coffer which, reason or other, has never been bishop of India, the head of tbe Church of England In that land, who opened since It was confiscated from humbly invoked the blessing ofthe Us original owner, although the key Is with 1L dying missionary. To Clean Rag Ruga. rag rug. after months of hard usage, sbuuld be thoroughly beaten, then hung up on the clothesline and a full force of water from a garden hose should be turned on It After the rug is well dampened, a washing powder must be rubbed Into the tufting and the water continued until the water that runs off begins to look clear. Let It drain well, then turn on a third stream for a final rinse. Leave It on the line until dry. Unbleached cotton and linen can be bleached In a similar manner and save much labor. Pin the cotton securely on the line, drench it thoroughly with the hose and leave It hanging; as soon as it Is dry renew the spraying. A nt for-gom- Whisky was Not for Her. who apparently had been woman A was The traveled girl explaining the verse to entering a saloon aplocket she had about looking strange Man's Eloquent Prayer Really a Simproached the bartender tn a fashionher neck on a thin gold chain. ple Proceeding. It Is a Buddhist charm, she said, able North Side place the other evenand In low tones called for a quart "to keep off bad luck. A swarthy lit- ing Josiah Main, a grandson of the first Five or six men were of whisky. to me. woman Tibet in it She gave settled minister of Rochester, N. H, tle near the end of the bar, says standing to me. It is hand. whose bronze statue adorns the cen- took a great fancy If the back Is of tin. The face the Chicago some, tral square of Jhat thriving city, was I dont want you to think Now, make them like a local character, celebrated for his is of turquoise. They woman la in Tibet. The little woman's hus- this is for me, said the wit and skill In argument, and as cun- that came up to her one by one, way of explanation, at the same time bands ning In his speech as Jamie Sou tar, glancing furtively at the men near the begging her to go home with them, end the Drumtochty cynic. My husband, who is but she wouldn't till she bad finished 111 of the bar. me for the liquor and I did not sent On a one occasion had I company fla me. felt to much in very Bits talking Day gathered at the opulargrocery, tered. Oh, yes, she had three hus- want to come because I thought you among whom were Elder Runnals and bands. The women are very scarce, might think It was for me. and I 'Siah Main, and a bet of two quarts of you know. In Tibet. It was lovely to naturally would feel embarrassed. What do you drink, wood alcohol? rum was made as to who could pray see them dancing attendance on her; returned the bartender in a matter-o- f He needed not the sprig or green green of a Kerry village and the glow the best, the elder or Main. handand fellows were, too, tall they fact way. The men near the end of that greeted the world with blithe de- of the light of love, and dowa her All had taken several portions of some. of homesickness tears bar laughed aloud. ran the cheeks that stick blackthorn the ior fiance rum or else it is hardly likely that She asked me how many husbands the I didnt come In here to be Insulthe brandished so bravely to proclaim and longing and memory of the days the elder would have consented to join had. It was very humiliating to have the woman savagely, at returned ed, him as one. of the race of Kelly and that have gone. In the sacrilegious test. The elder to acknowledge to her that I hadn't time same the manifesting her conth stars the Irish There big waa under Burke and Shea.. There abput prayed first, and bis petition was so any, she sighed. tempt for the loungers with a vicious him the manner of the nation where Irishman told the little Irish glfi of long, loud and fervent that a consid' stare. very man la a chieftain If be isn't the love that his heart held former. erable crowd gathered before he finDefinitely Fixed. a And when long afterward, aftr Blackbirds for Market. king. ished. "Expert legal testimony," says a thousand years of Joy that an on member of the New York Among the annual exports from Cor-itc- a The Italian with tha hand-orgaMain began and prayed with Then are about 400,OQ(Lblackbirds.-Thed stopped at the eorner across from tho may hold, be had said a last BH no much greater fervor Rd eloquence bar . "can easily be made a come to that island every winter to one where the old man' watted for the night, she had drawn down Mi leid that he easily won the bet. The elder weapon In court. A clever and capable mining en- feed tin the berries of the myrtle and car. In deference to the day he started to the level of her lips and blesard Jt declared he didnt see how he did it are was obliged to take the stand arbutus with which the mountains hla performance with the thrilling with her softly spoken Cean 4btv gineer I began as an Why, declared Main. fat,- snd their very witchcovered, s becoming in suit aa she a in Then atood dheellsh. O. Nevada, The Irish of expert Molly, rendition My where you left off, and put in what ing him go down to the- - village, she you left out, and that's how I did couple of years ago. The cass In- Davor and perfume as food cause them to be much esteemed by the gourmets volved large issues. heard somewhere afar off a piper It of Parla dano-Inwas conducted examination 'The tune of by the the Kerry playing and smart attorney, who young Retort Courteous. FEW KNOW THIS. But there was no music in the pipes patronized the expert with all the auHe (mockingly) Most men like and none In the heart on the night Gives thority of half a dozen years of prac- "the soft pillow of a woman's mind." Simple Homs Prescription and tice. when John went away, away with the She (cuttingly) Yes. because they Directions to Use. One of his questions related to the feel they need somebody else's opinEnglish soldiery where he had enform in which the ore was found, a ion to bolster them up. listed. There were sad promises of -- A 'well known specialist Is authority form ' generally known aa kidney return and ' dark forebodings, "but that and Bladder Troubles of lumps. there was hope. The war would soon all Kidney kinds are In nearly every instance Now, sir, said the attorney. Trow be over; the Boers would not fight relieved a few doses by taking readily large are these. lumps? You say that Its meself that's of the following simple home-madlong; "although they are oblong in shape. Are they said win from ye, prayin they'll mixture: as long as my head? Mollle to John. Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-hal-f Yes, replied the expert, "but not "When I come back. Ill punish y ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce nearly ao thick. Harpers Weeklf. I01 that same." said John. II py j; But he never came back to Kerry. Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three ounces. A Real Lemon. The little girl In the corner of the hall 'The dose is a teaspoonful after meals saw the village gay again on this "Talk about a lemon, said a newly old man did nut recognize the popular Patrick s night as It had been on the and at bedtime. These Ingredients engaged man, as he rubbed his hands I thought I song, but he knew the lilt of the tune other; for lads and lasses come soon can be obtained at any good pharmacy, wildly through his hair. was one that never came out of Ger- from the shadows. But with the vis- and are mkted by shaking well in a was on the wrong track when I naked many. He began to follow" It with as ion of love she saw clearer than her bottle. Victims of Kidney, Bladder s girl to marry me. But she accepted diseases of any kind all vigorous a whistle as his nnfamlllari old home a spot that she knew only and Urinary right and I gave her sn engagement should not hesitate to make this ty with It would allow him. Before In fancy a lonely grave on A Trane ring. up and try It It comes high the end of the trills he crossed the vaal kopje, where sleeps an Irish lad Imagine bow I felt when I called to IT recommended and doesn't cost much take her to the theater last night snd who died fighting for England. street and atood by the organ. to prepare. she greeted me In s hat trimmed with Don't you know a rale, true Irish j Townsends Enamel Cream lemons. I almost fainted at the sight, chune?" he demanded; "one that will Makes attractive face Immediately. Superior but apparently she didn't notice my warm the cockles of me heart?" TOOK LONG TO CONVINCE. to face powder. Ite ate It not detested. embarrassment, for she smiled sweetnodded. "Sure." The organ-grinde- r Tor solo evMywhere. Prtoe SO eentt I how liked them. me asked snd he smiled. And, first with a wheeze Stubborn Youngster Finally Satisfied ly And now Im wondering whether its and then with an operatic run. he Mother Was in Earnest. all off and whether 111 get back the started the tune that Jirought the hat from the head of the old man. A Brooklyn mother has solved the ring." Annie stood on the platform of the he commanded Play It again, -- To know that your Watch le fixed cast bound train as It waited for the problem of the Incorrigible youngster, when the air waa done. And again Inviting Delinquents Globe. York New had the says property and by competent workto steam out of the station. and atlll again did the Italian play it signal A certain city apartment house men. You can be assured of prompt Hack at the gate stood Annie's broth long found it impossible to take her In slow while the old man stood uncovered. and efficient work at girl with her Into public dweller had been somewhat er and his wife and Annie's sister and I always take off me hat to 'The hla rent, and the agent finally discomfort and embapaying without placea her husband. Between, the crowd called in person to see him. Wearln o' the Green, " he said. rrassment Old man Gllltgan gave nte a bit o' surged unheeding. But by the green I'll make It hot for you If you don't that they wore on this St. Patrick's Being on an elevated train recently pay that rent Immediately," the agent real shamrock this mornln' that his (lav the take the child out on the platform knew she threatened to ; threateningly. daughter had sent him from Tipper- them for girl her own people. Katie and at the next station and spank her said, a out wane; old took man remarked the shivering tenThe T say," ary. In Defiance the room, Hannah Wie weeping. waiting t Annie had soundly remark get out ami caressingly touched the bit of ant, "If I 170 that they would not weep, for, compelled this course, Flay among the other tenants In this flat, green that wasfolded within. It bad luck to have tears wasn't sure, unless I'll rent behave, of you "Now, cent whip another wont the when he ordered It again," you get grind when one was going home? SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. you again at the next station and at from them this winter." er stopped. And In the last chorur Home How do a until you many night had she every station behave, his mm isiSsji old voice rang out wtti; lain awake after the work of day had was the mothers warning. all the loyalty and the devotion of the clamored for rest for her weary body The youngster. Incredulous, contin centuries of the fighting race, But till that day, praise God. I'll stick and mind, thinking, thinking ever of ned in Wrongdoing, the result being s Ihe two who were even now counting To the wearln' o' the spanking operation at each of a dozen the Iftuirs till their should stations the bridge before was be once again under her old Too ("tree? reached. The child was convinced. The journey to the sea was but A "Fve had no trouble with her In step; ami after the ocean came the It since, said the mother. public hills that some morning would rise to charm." the eastward her own Erin. And worked like s then there would be the mists and the Dog and Rabbit Ar Friends. fogs of the slow train journey A correspondent tells an interestlittle station; and then the long walk ing story of a friendship between perhaps through the rain that Scotch terrier and a hare at Dun Little Mollle McShane at alone In The pair occu tbe corner" of the hall. There waa - would bring her to that light of home, fermline, Scotland. "God be with you, she called to many r lad by the door who cast py th same hutch and lie.down' side Ten Million Dollars now being spent br Bingham Smelter, employing It was the little group as the engine wheels by side. The dog. evidently consider thousands sheepish glances at Mollle. of men who must have homes. Thfc only town In easy walking for 'no lack of Invitation that she was began to revolve. And her own eyes (ng himself the guardian of his weak distance of the works. Only three months old, yet ten business houses are electric franchise runs through not tripping the floor at the, SL Pat- were dim with tears. And s th er companion, watches suspiciously Ooerishlng and more coming. te Lake ride Salt minutes town. City. train went Into out Only thirty the open. space rick's night dance. the movements of any stranger who Lots 25 and 35 by 131 feeL Pries, $4S te 1250. Easy terms. Write ft..r was plsylng sn the engine bells sounded s song she approaches too near. For tbe orchestra " detailed Information to ! When the hare gets sn outing tn old, old fane snd the dancers were had heard somewhere of late; 1 BAST-ROOKLIDINVESTMENT "Then to. back go COMPANY Ireland. humming the refrain. "Oh, for the tbe garden the terrier remains in con- AGBNT8 WANTED. Kiss your friends In Ireland, Hooper Bldg, Salt Lake City. to afford stant apparently attendance, days of the Kerry dancing," and the But you'll lave your heart behind 7H te Uttle girl In the corner saw again the tha west! such protection as may be needed. hill! Stand up, Still on the mirror of the mind The scenes 1 love, I see; Would I could fly on the western wind, My native land, to thee' A mist-covere- NOTHING HARO ABOUT IT. Trie of Huebande. Inter-Ocean- SHAMROCK OF SKETCHES Three of St. Patricks Pathos - Reflections - well-know- n bats. nn IN TO 1 anr mas U1NTM RSCtls a usranMfsS ns. H.ukI, wiM'i r fmirwljns filss la WILKS to a tropical winter U the flies. In the hot sun of a January day in Egypt, Morocco or Algeria the flies are an Incredible pest. You see them in the corners of the eyes of native children and be the Inrd that sings tbove Hie martyr's grave. h.m told in fui tune's cage my wings nd fed my soul a slave. d tatfiei tut n one stiiiple veioc 1'rue to the Gaelic ear luin' Sapphic odes I might rehearse i 1 "Worth Knowing About. If you need a first-claslaxative, (here I nothing better nor safer than that old family remedy, lirandreth's Pill. Each pill contain one grain of solid extract of sarsaparilla, which, with other valuable vegetable products, make It a blood purifier of excellent character. If you are troubled with constipation, one pill at night will afford great relief. Brandreth's Pills are the game fine laxative tonic pill your grandparents used. They have been In use fur over a century, and are for sale everywhere, either plain or sugar-coate- Before Railing for Egvpt for the winter James listen Hyde said at al farewell dinner in Nee York: By Thomas Darcy McGee. Kidney Pills. John C. Coleman, a promt Dent ruei chant o( S w a n s It o r o. Ga , "Fur several says years were Explanation That Probably Did Not Satisfy Traveler. Magnified 43 Times. Professors Parker 'and Wood, of Columbia university, have discovered a new filament which they have called hellon. It magnifies the efficiency of electric light 45 times as compared cafbon filament, The tamp also burns twice as long without breaking. of . gyros. Forehtidrea Malkins. aeOeas Ihe sums, rMveaa few Sswwsllow. anajs pels. serve wlwdoollu. BoakMUa. Ba fit for more than you are now doing. Garfield. GENERAL BREAKDOWN A Condition Which Dr. Wllname' Pink Pills, the Greet Blood Tonic, Hsve Been Curing for Years. There is no more perplexing trouble for a physician to treat than debility cases, especially In women, In which there Is no acute disease but In which the patient every day sinks lower snd lower despite changes of medicine and similar experiments. That Dr. Williams' Pink Pills sm restore health under these conditions la no speculation but the fact has been proved in hundreds of cases similar to that of Mrs. Sarah Ramsey, of 1008 St. Joha SL, Litchfield, 111. She aaya I never felt well after my first child was born. I had a gnawing pala la my stomach and could not hold any food down. My head acuM a great deal and sometimes the pain went all through my body. I had dlxzy apells ao that I could not stand and seemed to be half blinded with pain. These spells would often last for over sn hour. My blood seemed to be In a very poor condition and my hands snd feet were like ice. I seemed to be growing weaker and weaker and could not get around to do my work In the house. I was extremely nervous and tbe least excitement would bring on a dizzy spell. For a number of years I was' under a doctor's care but seemed to get no I had heard about Dr. Wil better. Hams Pink Pills and I began to take them. I soon felt better and gained In weight and strength. My nerves are strong now and lama well woman tn every way,1 Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by all druggists or will be sent, post paid, on receipt of price, 50 cents per boa. six boxes for $3.50, by the Dr. Williams Medicine Company, Schenectady. N. Y, A booklet of valuable Information. entitled "Plain Talks to Women," sent free on request. two-edge- y e 7 It is Worth Something four-year-ol- d let-tha- St last-bor- SIGH I1EADAGIIE Positively cared by these little Pills They also Teller Die ties from Dyspepsia, Io digestion and Too Hearty A pertact remEating, edy tor Dtzztneaa Name. Drowsiness, Bad Tut the Mouth. Cbatad Tongue, Pain to th Rida, They torpid Ufe lnna. regulate th Bowels. Purdy Yegetajl. 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