Show National Men and Affairs Another Story About President Coolidge Lees Lee's Home Now Federal Cemetery Consul Authorized to Hire Undertaker Story About Another Go- Go Getter By WILLIAM HARD Copyright 1927 Consolidated l Press Association ANOTHER ANOTHER one ot of ten thousand stories illustrating Mr Coolidge's total Inability to overestimate himself and his career At a 1 troublous moment for his administration and for him him- himself self ho he was standing with a dear friend looking through a win win- window window window dow on the south side ot of the list White House toward the Virginia shore of the tho Potomac Ho lie said sald I f dont don't know whether Its It's true or not but they tell mo me that Lincoln standing here could sometimes see Lees Lee's flag over there Nobody living In this house since that time has really had any troubles A Washington correspondent brought his very ery aged father here to see Bee Washington The oM old man had enlisted under Lee out of ot tho the far tar south at 14 H or 15 Ho Ile demanded at length to bo taken to see ace Leos Leo's residence Arriving there and looking about ho he perceived per per- perceived a great array of tombstones tomb tones He Ile was Quito quite Indignant Could it be that General Lees Lee's estate had hall been changed Into a graveyard Explanations were tore offered When the fine old fellow had them ho he consoled himself by loftily and anel emphatically remarking remarking- Well after all nil what more fitting memorial could there bo be to our great general than a federal cemetery Official forms are arc official forms torms and that's thal's all there Is to It It A consul of ours abroad had to have a surgical operation Ho lie caused his Isis assistant to wire home about It In a few prompt hours the assistant was able to comfort the consul by exhibiting to him from the state slate department tho the following cablegram You are authorized to spend one hundred fifty for sur surgical surgical operation and one hundred bundred twenty five dollars for or under undertakers undertaker's undertakers undertakers takers taker's fees lees and preparing the body bod for tor burial The consul preferred to get get well Mell ell This writer Is for tor James Clement Dunn the new master naser ot of ceremonials at the White house bouse Dr Dunn leaped into the New Now NewYork NewYork York law school sch Nl l without ever having previously gone to any other school whatsoever He then jumped Into tho rho navy and became a lieutenant without having ever gone to Annapolis He then vault vaulted vaulted ed cd Into the state department and became a secretary ot of legation and a secretary ot of embassy without ever having baring had the benefit ot of any of our foreign service school courses Ho Ile now has soared Into being our White V House director of o and traffic cop for tor foreign ambassadors and United States supreme court justices con contending tending for the way right right way of-way at White House Intersections This man can cnn and will do anything And theres there's another man that's on his way wa In these columns a short time ago an allusion was made to a certain expert in the service of at our federal reserve resen-e board here In la Washington Ho lie had Just been enticed away from us by a New York Tork financial firm which did something like doubling or tripling or quadrupling his Ills govern govern- governmental governmental mental salary Now old England apparently has haa raised the ante on him again and has raked him bins off of the tho table away from even little old New York He lIe has haS' become the first American adviser to the theOld theOld theOld Old Lady ot of street street commonly commonly called the Bank of at England His Ills name is Walter W W. Stewart Add him to S. S S Parker Gilbert who is now running the Dawes plan at Berlin In the tho grow growing ing list of at Americans who arc are finding great careers in tho the finances of ot the old world |