Show Today Finance and Socialism The Socialism The In In- J JIan No 1 No More lore now Bow BowStringing Stringing S t r A A Good 1928 J J. J Simpson on onBy By ARTHUR BRISBANE E Copyright 1937 1927 by Star Company Compan Abraham Cahan from Russia pessimistic p about Bolshevism Mr Cahan a Socialist highly edu edu- educated educated and editor of ot a I Iery very ery radical newspaper the tho Daly Forward says Russia's experiment wont won't work five Eighty per cent of ot Russians are peasants and Socialism Is possible only In a I highly educated and Indus Indus- Industrialized Industrialized slate It Isn't possible there where men have decent wages w cs automobiles radio apparatus talking machines food tood reasonably cheap ch p and a. a chance to 6 11 their homes But that's an an- another another other story Mr Cahan calls the Rich Rich- Richard Richard ard Croker of ot Russia and n n. mere baby beside him according to Mr Cahan Is a. a bla bla- blatherskite blatherskite who glories In hearing bearing him himself self talk High financiers always speak most politely of ot each cIch other Radicals do donot donot not and that is fortunate lor tor high finance Newspapers announce resignations of ot three Henry Ford managers in service Benice sales and purchasing depart ments When Joseph Pulitzer a real rea editor was ill in Paris he got word that George Turner one of ot a 4 num num- number numb ber b r of men supposed to have e made the world threatened to leave Pul Pul- Pulitzer Pulitzer cabled back The indispensable man is not numerous Let him go That's probably how Ford feels Dr Gates head of ot the Constanti Constanti- Constantinople Constantinople nople Robert college says Kemal Pasha Sires gives Turkey the best govern govern- government government ment he has S known during 46 years rca of ot educational work in Turkey Under Pasha at least there are no sultans ordering big black eun cun- eunuchs to strangle tickle wives and throw them In the No Nomore Nomore more veils ells ere are on w omens omen's faces and Turkey is ruled by living Turks not by the ghost of ot Mohammed the cam cam- camel camel el driver or any caliph supposed to represent him That's progress James Simpson returning from England predicts good business for tor 1923 1928 and says the put summer and fall have ha been better than a year ear ago Mr Simpson head and chit chief of ot the gigantic Marshall Field retail and wholesale business and therefore therdore in touch with business conditions all aU allover over the United States says there Is no inflation in business here Jack Dempsey starting a law 11 suit with his former manager began tak tak- taking takIng ing notes in court But his lawyer asked for the right to 00 examine the Jury jur and stopped note talc talc- t Ing Dempsey's lawyer accuses Dempsey's manager of ot holding out All prize fight Interests are trying to settle this lawsuit fearing it may reveal something concerning faked taked tights fights and championships truths cal cal- calculated calculated to discourage gentlemen that pay 40 a ringside seat Lord Derby has sold the freehold and ground rents of ot houses in England's biggest real estate deal He lIe had previously sold millions of ot other real estate esta and will sell more Single look upon this as a sign favorable ta to their plans and hopes ho The noble lord retains the manorial rights which his family has held over since Richard 3rd was killed at the battle of Bosworth in 1485 Single tax and Socialism may seize his manorial rights later but he doesn't Intend that they shall take his millions of pounds worth of old real estate property Hes He's a practical cal lord Mr Thomas Lament Lamont one of ot J. J Pierpont Morgans Morgan's able partners de denies de- de denies nies that bankers cause war says bankers aid ad peace wars come from Irom statesmen If II bankers ever did cause wars using their privately owned states states- statesmen statesmen men for tor the purpose they probably wont won't cause any more wars Bankers Dankers and others hue have discovered that even the winner inner loses in modern modem war Another great war would start with confiscation of ot private capital in including In- In Including bankers bankers' capital That would make war painful even for tor those that didn't go to the trenches Ladies Ladics that will use cosmetics lip lIP- lipstick lIPstick stick rouse rouge etc are warned on good authority to use only well establish established ed cd advertised brands called So-called bootleg cosmetics called Just as asgood asgood good injure women's complexions as much as bootleg liquor injures their husbands husbands' mucous membrane and kid kid- As M easily as matches start a 0 fire in national Jealousy starts war in Europe England talks of ot an alliance with Jugo Riots I break out in Venice and Padua the police protect the French and Jugo Jugo- I slavia Sla consulates from attack |