Show Today WIlY Will TICK riCK ON GOATS TS' SWORDS sA AND NT D PENS 18 LO TilE THE FIGHT KING KI KINGAN KINGAN AN UNItE tb U L WORLD By Dy ARTHUR BRISBANE Copyright 1927 by The Star Co Hindus think it art M outrageous us sin sinto sinto to kill a cow con co think it their duty to sacrifice cows CO as part 0 their religion rell on think It outrageous to have processions with music Mo Mo- Mohammed Mohammed hammed hemmed didn't approve e of music Hindus dus dIU must hare ha c music in their religious processions ons Their gods want music So Hindus and the compromise Moslems can kill cows at any time they choose but not in pub pub- public public lic lie places and Hindus can e have re religious religious processions with music bang bang- Ing Inc England kills cows COTS enjoys music music sic and rules India easily Curiously enough Hindus on eec eec- certain r lain tain occasions sacrifice with cruel butchering hundreds of 01 goats soa In re religious rites rittS while e they allow miserable er able cows to die of hunger and dis disease ease because It Is to a sin to kill them Why pick on goats The death of Maximilian Harden re reminds re- re reminds reminds minds you OU that the pen is much mightier than the sword although you cu hardly believe belle it when Vh n swords s happen to be bo busy bus The kaisers kaiser's sword is rust and dust and he 1st Is nothing Maximilian liar liar- Hardens Harden's dens den's name stands out Ol t as 3 that of a fearless useful critic Compare the tho swords and the pens ot of the world the thc pen of Voltaire with the sword Vard of Louis XIV his contemporary contemporary the sword of at Frederick the Great with the pen of Gothe Schiller or Heine Helne the sword of any general genus I in Civil Cl war with the pen of Lin Lin- Lincoln coln coin The pen is mighty because It rep rep- represents represents resents the brain the sword Is weak because it represents the brute b ute James J. J Tunney heavyweight champion is Included in a millionaire committee organized for tor philanthropy as 15 follows Charles Charles' M. M Schwab steel king John D. D D B Ryan Ran copper king Charles A. A Whelen tobacco king Otto H It Kahn Kohn money king Mr Tunney Is 13 the fight king and behaves as such He is not only on a committee with Ith big bit millionaires but his lawyers lavers are Chadbourne 4 Levy who ha help millionaires to keep out of trou trou- trouble trouble ble and anti assure a ure Tunney that they will wilt make it harder for an anybody body to get his money mone than to take away awa his cham cham- We live In an unreal world An un un- unfortunate unfortunate un- un unfortunate fortunate man repairing an electric light lIht sign sixty feet up in the air lost loot his foothold on a ladder swung around clinging desperately ly with his hands A crowd said Its a 1 funny stunt probably advertising som movie moyle and watched the stunt until the man fell This is a gambling gambUrg world orld as well aa an unreal world In New York as an example and in other places those that might be he doing something worth worthwhile worthwhile worthwhile while turning their time and effort to profit can bet on horse hor e racing in inthe Inthe inthe the afternoon stocks in the morning greyhounds and cards at night Mr tr Mellon says he can only afford to cut taxes just now naw Those that have Income tax lax to pay will admit that a cut is better batter than being hit on an the head bead with a sharp stone atone King Alfonso of at Spain wants a a. tun tun- tunnel tunnel nel owl under the Straits of af Gibraltar connecting Africa and Spain S England and Franco France need a tunnel under the English channel connecting those two countries but the the English En gUsh conser set conservatives are afraid to risk It rance France l would never ne bother Invading England with men when her air air- airplanes airplanes planes would enable her to annihilate ery e English city with case ease In one day It is suggested that the dirigible Los Angeles Is ready to be scrapped Germany says a good Zeppelin like Uke the Los Angeles should last st five live years cars Why doesn't our government experiment experiment with a n. sized modest-sized dirigible gas gsa bag made of metal l a mixture of aluminum steel copper It would weigh less than a gas bag last lat much longer and lightning wouldn't strike it It This country is rich crough enough to make some experiments In Instead In- In Instead instead stead of at merely depending on an foreign foreign- foreigners ers era and private Initiative Russia says she can now afford to reduce armaments and will operate co-operate with the league of nations That if sincere is good news for western Europe The power of Russia with Asia Atla back of at her and Germany de deprived de- de deprived of her big army is Europe's nightmare e. |