Show Today THE TilE MIKADO'S REVIEW RI JUSTICE EXACT IS RARE OUR AVERAGE CITIZEN EAT SLOWLY By ARTHUR BRISBANE Copyright h 1927 9 by the I Star Co Japans Japan's gI new emperor p iorI 1 I will U review his navy naY Warships submarines rines noes almost as bg big as battleships and lighting fighting airplanes will show the Mikado what he could do A mock attack will be made on Ja Ja- Japans Japan's Japans Japan's Ja- Ja Japans Japan's pans pan's northern naval JUval base and chief chief- chiefly ly lIt offense will consist of bomb drop drop- dropping dropping ping pin planes Japan did not invent the flying machine but realizes Its power and ond knows that floating steel targets cannot stand against swift dropping bomb airplanes Exact justice is rare L. L F. F Arm Ann Armstrong Armstrong strong beat his daughters 13 and 15 IS years rears old savagely and was freed on probation The judge regretted that he could not have han Armstrong flogged Hogged as he had flogged his daughters dau Mr Bash Dash who helped to lA pour baso- baso baseline line on a dog setting fire file to it it burning burn- burn burnIng burnIng Ing the do dog so horribly that it had hadlA lA to be killed was fined 18 The sec sec- second second second ond judge of course did not regret that he couldn't pour gasoline on the thc thenan theman man nan and set fire to him Justice imitating im iso- ImItating listing the criminal es u when it hans hanss hansa a i murderer is no remedy for crime The relief is education and that thatIs Is slow A gentleman looking the field over o finds the average American citizen the keeper of a one man clothing store in sn a small town He belongs to ft a church but does not go regularly loss bas an ass average education which means none to speak of takes little Interest in anything except his family and his business never reads the foreign news news just goes along through life v ery very much like any chicken chick chick- en in his chicken yard Ud If he has a chicken yard ard Fortunately for the nation it is la not made up exclusively ely of 01 average citizens Garnett Wright British expert in surgical pathology sass something that 50 SO million Americans Americana should re remember re- re remember member eating rapidly is a the most common cause of stomach ulcers Napoleon who boasted that he never spent more than ten or twelve min mm- minutes minutes utes at a meal died of o ulcers of the stomach in lot his St. St Helena prison He should have remembered the wise old French saying diner bien blen Jase est eat I mottle A dinner well talked Is half digested Allowing 20 30 minutes more for slow eating with friendly talk means adding years to lA your our life Ufe The United d States Stales labor bureau says American women spend a II day a year rear on beauty shops and aids to beauty b Wo Wo- Women Women Wo- Wo Women men spending the thc 5 millions a day would b be more beautiful If they kept the money But spending it makes them happy and happiness Is Its price Conrad Zeller 65 years old father of 20 children retires from post of office of- of office fice work on a of 60 a month His average pay from Uncle Sam during 28 years was 85 83 a month Not very sery generous from a country countr rich enough to t. t let its women omen spend eighteen hundred millions a II year ear on ous wrinkle eradication face lace lifting artificial arti artl- curls curl and complexion Judge Lindsey of Colorado investigates InvestIgates investigates gates the troubles temptations and moraU moala of youth and the possibility of finding a semi matrimonial sub sub- substitute substitute for outright immorality An Oregon clergyman calls Lindsey mor morally morI ally unfit to lA teach the youth of our I state The same was said of the thc I founder of Christianity 1900 years ago and of Socrates still earlier I Lindsey is fortunate they can call cal him unfit but cannot crucify Isbn him himor or make him drink hemlock Times are better b for reformers No substitute will be found for marriage mar mar- marriage marriage which is mans man's best training school But prove all things hold bold holdfast last fast to lA that which is good The state of Illinois cannot quite make up Its mind to hang bang a woman Mrs Cassler Gassier who was to have been hanged learns that the ceremony is postponed Illinois has never hanged a woman and should not begin in 1927 Anybody who believes that choking a woman to death at the end of a rope will help society Is not much more Intelligent than the person strangled |