Show WHAT PROFESSORS ARE TEL INC US It U Is positively rely amazing the tho way waya Into a It laboratory and a man roan can go do great groat deeds these days Wo are aro Inclined to believe that Horace Greeley Greeler today would have ha said Go Co Cotest test An Au Oxford anatomist an approaches the rostrum Doubtless be he will have hue something very important to say Maybe ho he has invented a cure to chase for cancer or found a way the freckles right off 0 a persons person's neck Let us listen It seems that a womans woman's legs usually are shorter and her arms longer than raan laborer of ot the laboratories Informs us s. s There- There tore lore women are more like apes than men This cold light of ot logic with bursts into a world struggling the darkness Furthermore it is learned that until a baby can walk it resembles the ape in almost every ery respect And it is only conceit which makes it not descend descend- descended mankind ma believe belie as ed from the simian The proof Well structural certainly cannot bo be ignored Very well professor proCessor Thank you OU for the Illuminating halt hour Its It's grand science is Is nowadays and the way these fellows go dig dig- digging digging digging I ging up the most remarkable facts is 18 simply marvelous Professor youre you're magnificent Well We'll be he on our ay now back to America A university president I Is going to give gl us an au entertain entertaIn- entertainment entertaInment ment with orthodoxy orthodox heterodoxy and other doxies tonight It'll ItJI be bc beoo too oo Important to miss He wouldn't turn his hand band over OTer our Yankee proxy remarks to in In- induce Induce duce any man to believe what he the himself believes belle Now Kow i ni that nice But Dut wait walt he be has bas more snore to say uy and It runs like this But I wish to say with all alt pos pos- bible sible emphasis that there are two things no reasonable man can ever believe He lie cannot believe belleTo that this marvelous mar world came camo by chance hance and be he cannot believe that he ae e himself Is a mere machine There you have the tho gem of tol tol- tolerance tolerance tol- tol erance brought up from the oceans ocean's fathomless caves cues and placed right righton on exhibition Just take lake a look at atit atit atIt it see what it is and ad go your our way war Tolerance is fine In other words Jf Sf the other fellow fello does the ing If It man a machine and the world an accident youre you're pot cot allowed to put in to your oar at atalL all aIL Us tolerant people have to together We wouldn't turn our hand band tomake tomake to io make someone believe what we be bej belleve believe lieve But what we believe let none who believe belle otherwise ever open his lips III's to contradict What a a. pure gem pern tolerance is IR Just a couple ot of the wonderful things were we're finding out nowadays |