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Show OUK UU1KJKT OF 1?UN. noMBCOOD J0KB1. OniOINAU AND 9BLBCTBD. A V.HM, ' ""'" "" "' ,"",,M' 0,ll.l - l-l-'ll... and J.. fr '" T' " "- wiiir ' aaaa ol Iniarnrtly. "I m keeping a tharp lookout fur ork H M'aiiderlng Mike. pi Hiding I'"' )!Ipd at him In mute dlimiy h ad,'w,:, , I dm " Vou've gott-r keep a lookout lur work dete buiy daye. If you lint "-artful a iltuatlon'll ineak up uaMnd 'r an' grab ycr an have yer under obligation! to de pay roll before yer ate happenlnV Waih-Ingtoa Waih-Ingtoa Stir llrainmar. .Vol Tim.. OeodDaea' We'll mil the opera," he mW, Impatiently. "We've been waiting a rood many mlnutca for that mothrr of mine" "Hour, I ihould tay," he replied, tomnit a-rlmonlouily. Oafif rrled he, raplurouily. "Oh! Oeorie, thU li auddenl" Then th fell upon hi' neck Catholic Standard and Tine fltautd ttaam No. Auntie You'll grow up ugly If you mill iin-li facet' EQe Iwlplng away her lean) Did you make faret when you wot a Utile girl, tunlleT-AUy Bloper. Ihrrkmalad. They were apcaklng of the new-wo-min movement. "If a girl propoied to you." ah tald, "you wouldn't dare refuie her. "If a girl had the nrve and the determination lo make a propoial," he replied. "I wouldn't dare marry her. la view of the clrcumitancei ihe decided de-cided to wait tor him to tpeak flnt. Chicago Pott. Mora Than 11a Could Matid. "Yea " aald the parly who wat apeak-Ing apeak-Ing ofjhe oldctt Inhabitant; "be wa. I HOtrrrfloldJari'l apparently In good tifnJ1?TrBffore he died " "Went off auddenly, did hot" "Ilathcr. He heard of it man aged , ICO In tho next county and the ihock ' ! killed hlm'-IMck. . lie IM.I Saaa Tlifln. j "1 think," Jld the old Udy wliely, "that oung Mr. Illuki ba a hold on Mabel' nffecllont " "t'oMlbly, poMlbly," replied the old ! gentleman, who had Juit glanced Into the parlor. "At any rate he bai a bold on her wnlit" Chicago Poat. YHter the TrniiMe I laa. "Yea, be aald, a ho got up to kindle kin-dle tho kitchen fire, 'love' young drum ll all right far ni it gooi, but tba trouble It It la only a dream." I 1 Chicago Pott. lilt Mora. I ' Did alio make eye at )ou when you tried lo flirt wllh her?" I "More (tin- that. She made whol fet." Indlanapolli Journal. i ! , I Hard Mora on Ilia Illicit , jtL , j 4r tS?--, "Here l aay I do feel Indignant! What ho -hen t that filrl been and called that thing a duck!" (And oft be went full P and called a special meeting ot the tloyal Ouack-o'-lotlcal toclcty lo ee If aemethlng touidn't he done,) Ally Sloper. Iltauni for It. "Why li the only In half mourlngt Of eourae tat married old Skinflint for hit money, but the ought to re-pct re-pct hli memory now that he'a dead." "Oh. ehe thlnVi iho't doing all that li required under the dreumilincet. He only left her halt hit fortune." Chicago Poat 1 1 to lha aiandard. "What li your Idea of a good JokeT" "Well, any Joke that maket yoa mad tecaute you didn't think of It youi- lelf "-Detroit Fr Prett. rnrlnar la .faa. Japenoe lUtlttlcal table ladlente that there are a little more (ban ten taoatand foreign retldenta lu tbe empire, em-pire, nearly oae-half of them being Cblneae There are J.118 Ilrlllih. 1.07(1 American, ttt (Jermana 491 Krench, 1ST ltuwlan, the remainder being repretented by amall group of different differ-ent natlonalltle On tho other hand, the number of Japanrte living abroad It not far from ality thouiand, the largett abare In Hawaii and Corea Of Japanete ttudenl abroad, numbering about twenty-teves hundred, the United State rHM?l7 |
