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Show HIS ONE DAY TO GET EVEN, Husband Sent Durlcsque Valentines and Had His Wife Cueaslng. "Say. old fellow," snld Ilrown, ns h laid his hand familiarly on Potter's shoulder, "didn't I see you In tho stationer's n day or two ago looking at valentines" "You probably did as 1 was In there," was tho answer "Iluylng for aomo slater or niece?" "No for my wife" "Hut you nro ovtr 60 yenra old and havo been married n quarter of a ecu- J "I Get a Hundred of the Meanest Dur-lesque Dur-lesque Valentines I Can Find," tttry You don't any that you are still romantic" "I say this that my wife can bent mo nt argument or scolding or dolus aa alio pleases whether I like It or not. She's obstinate and pigheaded and touchy, and the only way I can get even with her Is on Vulentlne'a day. Thin I get 100 of tho meaneet burlesque bur-lesque valentines 1 can find and send them to her, and for the next three months she's wondering who sent 'em and treats me fairly woll. Try It once It Is a good deal better than threatening her with the family ax." |
