Show I Today T oday EUROPE SAD WE HArry hAPPY DONT DON'T MENTION 1 MONKEY IO TIlE KINOS KINO'S GARDEN PARTY ADVERTISING AD SCIENCE By Dr ARTHUR BRISBANE E Copyright 1927 by the Star Com Corn Company Company pany Europe ends a week of ot worry riots in Vienna the death of King Ferdi Ferdi- Ferdinand Ferdinand Ferdinand nand stabilizing statesmen in Eng Eng- England England England land and France Germany might take what is 15 left of Austria becoming too powerful Rumania with the king dead his oldest son in Paris for lor forthe the love lo of a lady lads lad threatening to tot take t ke the throne from his own little littleson littleson son presents the Ule usual Balkan dif cUb difficult situation Rumania territory swollen after the war is a tempting prize And huge hug Russia next door might gather in inthe Inthe inthe the prize with one sweep of her paw Should Russia develop a Napoleon that would happen Even en a n good goodenough goodenough goodenough enough imitation Napoleon might bring it about Here In tho the land of the brave and free Tree soaring stocks and powerful dol del dollar dollar lar lar we are arc quits quite cheerful as many at least as a amount to anything dol dol- lar Stocks went sailing up again last lat week summer Midsummer dull dull- dullness ness or crumb of ot comfort for bears Banks with money cant can't find borrowers to take half their offer offer- ings Money is dirt cheap because of the loan famine Professor Conklin of Poughkeepsie says that emotion interferes with scientific teachings Biologists prove development through evolution of ot a million species specie from bac bac- bacteria bacterIa bacteria teria to orchids No fundamentalist objects But touch on the origin of ot otone one species of animal man and men men- mention mention mention tion the word monkey heaven help you for you OU touch dynamite Curiously those of ot us most closely closel resembling monkeys in lack of rca rca- reasoning power are arc usually most deep- deep deeply ly y insulted when the monkey is men- men Royalty retains some ancient glories King Kin Georges George's garden party last Fri Fri- Friday Friday Fri Fri- Friday day was attended by 1300 guests Including reigning monarchs from foreign countries oriental rulers and andIch andrich andrich rich Ich Americans But royalty will never recover from ho the th death wound that Napoleon In- In upon it He sent this Invitation Invitation tion lon to the great actor Talma Come Com Comand and nd act at you shall play be be- fore foro oro a of kings Royalty loyalty could survive the cutting oft off ff of royal heads those of Charles Charleshe the he First and LoWS Louts the Sixteenth for or Instance but it could not survive rIdicule and Napoleon made it ri ri- ri ridiculous The art and science of advertising are arc re important to national prosperity and nd to every enterprise Somebody connected with the Bulck Buick motor car understands that science which can be boiled bolted down to this Make every every- everybody everybody body ody see ace your advertising read it understand It believe it and want what you ou offer oHer If U 11 your business is 15 not worth ad- ad advertise it for sale Young girl good looking rich killed by y a fall from the seventh story of an Atlantic City hotel Police PoUce say she jumped out through the window screen creen the only explanation they give gives Is s a bottle found Cound in the room partly filled with whisky That is 15 enough explanation Mr Davis secretary of war who Is Intensely interested in flying realizing its importance plans an art army hop across the Pacific to the Philippines the trip will be post post- postponed postponed postponed until winter the safest time for or such a flight The first nation to o fly across the Pacific will have establish a fact and a precedent most valuable psychologically Also when we show that we can do it we shall perhaps realize that others could do it |