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Show Tt -- MW. DOOLEY ON FUNERALS. Joyous Occasion In City Boy'a Life, According to Humorist. tlarsed Whin I wu a llLtle boy, funrlls among th' greatest iv me ad ventures They give me a ride m a hack through irts iv town that Id niver seen befure an' out into th :er wint except I was invited to a fun'ral an I had Jovyal company an' something to eat different frm what I got at home lookin' back on how I felt whin I was a kid, I can't remember that ann dis tant relation made himsilf unpopular with us by dvin' Even tf I wasnt let go to a fun ral there was something It stirred up th' exciting about it There was something neighborhood Did to talk about Ivrvbody asked as if th poor he leave ann thing man was a burglar or a fire People got out their good clothes an' dusted off their high hats On th' day lv th' fun'ral all th' chlldher iv th' neighbor hood gathered around th' house an' envied their little plavmates that had F P. th' luck to lose a fond arent Dunne, in American Magazine 1 -- BAD ITCHING HUMOR. Limbs Below the Knees Were Raw-F- eet Swollen Sleep Broken Cured in 2 Days by Cuticura. ' Some two months ago I had a humor break out on my limbs below my knees Thev camo to look like raw betfsteak, all red, and no one knows how they itchid and burned They were so swollen that I could not get I my shoes on for a week or more Ustd five or six different rein dies and got no help, only when apphmg tuera the miming was worse and the itilung less For two or three weeks the suffering was intense and dutmg that time i did not sleep an hour at a time. Then morning 1 tiled a hit of Cuticura From the moment it tombed ire the itching was gone and I have not lelt a bit of it since The swelling went c.own add In two days I bad my shoes on and was about as usual. George B Farley, 50 South State St, Concord, N. H, May 14, 1907. LEAP YEAR, AGAIN. Heavy Lady Algy, for four years I have waited for this chance. Be mine, and have all the comforts of a home. Tbera ! more Caurrh to this eectfoo of tbe eoantr? than alt other put together and until tbe lut few yean was supposed to be Incurable, tor great many years doctors pronounced It a local disease and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly falling to cur wttb local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Science baa prove Catarrh lobe a constitutional die aae. and tuera tare raqulreaeooatHutloaal treatment, ball s Catarrh Cure,! manufactured by F.J. Cheney Toledo, Ohio, the only Constitutional cure Ott btbeCo.,market. It la taken Internally la doee from Id to a teaspeouful. It acta directly on the blood drops and mucous surfaces of the system. They oiler one hundred dollars for any case It falls to curt, b' for circulars sod testimonials. Address: F J. HFNEr CO., Toledo, Ohio, hold by DrutrfflM 7 Take Hall's lanilly Pills for constipation. dle ' Patience. Wore Out Bobby Bobby waa on a visit to bis uncle, a good old orthodox deacon, in the The two were the best of country. friends, and Bobby always sat at the deacon 'e right band at table. At dinner that day grace was long, and Bobby was very hungry. Finally, In the midst of It his patience gave out; he pounded on the table with hla little fist. "Amen, now. Uncle Horace! Amen! Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of( In Uae For OveKJfcO Years. The Kind You Have 'Always Bought Th, Contrary Child. Mrs Popley Little George won't take milk at all now. He used to take it but Mr Popley (crossly) No. and It's all on account of your imprudence. "My imprudence? Mr. Popley Yes, you allowed him to hear you say It was good for him. COFFEE You can buy something called "coffee at 10c lb with 3000 miles of R R freight from the roaster; dont. Your grocer return, your money if you dont tike Schilling s Best, we pay him Ancient City of Thebe. Tbe city of Tbebea had a hundred gates and could send out at earh gate 10,000 fighting men and 200 chariots in all, 1.000,000 men and 2,000 chariots. V killed Six Inches of snow on the We prt vented the opt mug of the hast ball season at Butte on May 26 An elab orate program had prepared for the occasion AJnUable relations between the la (50IUJ(I" - Kentucky case. That In th Sam Boat. Wo get some sad cases. said the lunatic Woman. asylum to the Interested visitor, and opened the door of the first cell. Htlh Meanes, 328 E. Front Inside was a man slttlng'bn a three-leggestool, gazing vacantly at the Ky.says Seven years ago 1 began to notice wall. . ' sharp pain In the His is an unhappy story. said the "He was in love with a kidneys and a bear- - attendant - Interest W f All j attendant at the Lumpton Suffering ElixirtfS enna ?. 6L. Nem Effect- - tire-Uas- Ix-t-- a bor unions of Montana Telephone company have been after a fignt wjtlch has la-tor some time and been a sourcoot heavy expense to both sides 111 health is supposed to have been responsible for Mrs Emma C. Larsen o widow, killing herself by hanging et Goldfield She fastened one end ot a rope to a window, tied the other cbout her neck and jumped into , space In court the circuit Burnett, Judge at Salem, Ore , si ntenced J Thorn burn Ross, tin1 Portland banker, to five years' imprisonment and to pa a fine of $376 iRi4 Koss was rtcentlv convhud of w roomful convers on of state school funds m his capacity as incident of the ltle Guarantee and and the Bell 1 company The plant of the S imoa Lunibei company, on the tide Hats at Belling l.am, Wash, binned eaily Saturdav entailing a loss of $12not)n The tire started in the engine room ami spread so rapidly that thiv watchman could do little to stay the Haim s with the firefighting equipment In th mill The people of I.a Grande Ore, over the assurance that a $63 (iChi federal building will be foitb coming next year In it wil house tlie ik t office and tire hunt ofhet Should this city be selected as the headquarters of this division of the supreme court, the building will be Its home. Sheriff Alfred Bath of Laramie Wyo , was killed thuty miles wesi-oLaramie by a man named Sum mers, from Waldeu, Colo Sumnieu had held upland robbed his employer at Walden, and Sheriff Bath had been advised of the tact and was lr. pursuit of Sumim rs when the murder occurred. Ontario, Ore, ships more livestock tnan any other point between Portland and Denver, it is claimed Cattle, horsey and sheep are driven there for a distance of 130 to 200 miles to be loaded onto the cars for transporta tion east and north It is not uncommon for 2,000 head of cattle to be shipped from there In one day Francis Clddeo waa found guilty at Greenwood, B. C , of the charge of murder, and was sentenced to be banged July 31. Clddeo was charged with dynamiting the Canadian hotel which resulted In the death of the proprietors daughter, Miss King. He made good his escape, hut later was captured In Salt Lake City. Colorado may fempbwalzo" tbe franchise for women in that state by sending two women delegate to the rational Democratic convention. Following the movement In Denver to send Mrs. Ruth Bryan Leavitt, It Is announced that Mrs. Margaret Howell Jefferson Davis Hayes, the only living daughter of Jefferson Davfs, may be a delegate. News comes from Billings, Mont., of the death of William T. Hamilton, aged 86, well known throughout the state as Uncle Billy, and probably the greatest Indian fighter and Indian sign reader and talker the west has ever produced. Years before Buffalo Bill Cody was born, Hamilton was fighting Indians on the plains and in the Rocky mountains. The Rev. Mr. Lewis J. Duncan, pastor of the Unitarian church of Butte, recently Invited Emma Goldman, the anarchist, to speak In his church, on her visit to Butte. Because of this, a committee from the local Grand Army of the Republic waited upon Mr. Duncan and requested him to retire as orator of the community In the local Decoration day services. George B. Mechem of Denver, who has been mining In Cripple Creek, Colorado Springs and other places for years, has filed suljt against L. L. Patrick, president of the First National bank of Goldfield, for $285,000, claiming that he grubstaked Patrick eight years ago, and that Patrick made a fortune in Goldfield without accounting to him for his half The government will bring proceedings to dispossess the Southern Pacific of lands In western Oregon valued at $3,500,000, and to secure a decree annulling the grant and restor-in- g the lands to the public domain. The lands were given to the Southern Pacific several decades ago to Induce the construction of railroad lines, but it la claimed the road has failed to l.ve up to all its obligations to the government. The board of railroad comm'eslon-er- s of Montana has ordered a public bearitrg on June 10, in Helena, for the purpose of determining ore rates. Because of the unusually heavy traffic In these shipments, the outcome of the meeting is awaited with much Inas-ilati- f William Hay has been sentenced to be hanged at Deer Lodge, Mont., on Jnly 3. Hay Is the second convict to be given the extreme sentehce for the mnrder of Deputy Warden Robinson In the recent attempt to break prison there, ahd one sent np for life. M. J. Harrison was convicted at Red Lodge, Mont., of murder in the second degree for the killing of John Korma at Belfry in April last, and sentenced to the penitentiary for fifty years. The shooting affray in which Norma lost hla life was decidedly lensatlonai. The present rate of output of Id mines - very close to $1,000,000 pt r month, and each week is showing a gratifying increase From the present outlook. Pearl Idaho, will have a prosperous year In the mining Industry, with companies pFe pa rTn g to"8ni"fT TJpP f aitTiTiT Smt that are working Prospectors on the Easter Mining conipanv'B claim at Pearl, Idaho, a few davs ago discovered ore that as bayed $130 per ton and yvill concen trate to an $84 product A wage seale operative until March 31, 1909 affecting about 40.000 operatives in the Pittsburg district, was Toe agreement is signed last wetk the same one in forte two yeais ago A map of the mining district of Park City, Utah, is being prt pared by Child, Cole V Co, Salt Lake brokers, which will be eageily sought for by mining nit n owing to its aTTuiacy and tom pit it III ss Seven The news conies from Troughs Nevada lhat with tvery totind of shots the tonduions on the Homs base of tin Troughs Florence Mining con, pony are lui pioving Our rtvised statistics show that he product ion of copper in the L'mt til States in 1407 was 874 241,706 lounds against M7 i;2t tmu ixnimH In lfiofi. says the Engineering and Mining Journal dis Shipments fiom the Bull triet in I tali are to begin at onre lu to the present time the locators havi simply sacked their tne and left It on ihe ground, but noA (htv aie going to thiow It on the market At the Bear Top mine, In tho Coeur d'Alt ties, at a depth of 1 000 ft et In a 1,600 tunnel, four feet of solid galena has been followed for thiityflve feet, and every foot's advance shows that the bhoot is growing laiger and riche-- , A syndicate composed of Jesse Knight and associates has bought a controlling blotkof Btock in the Old Etnma mine at lta Assot iated with thorn will be the Ktoekholdem who have been developing the .mine since last August. The Goldflelij News shows that during the week eliding May 15 the camp produced 2,072 tons of ore valued at $143,280. For the week ending May 22, the mines of the district produced 2.4291'4 tons of ore, the value of which was $211,537 50. The CumberlandEly property In the Ely. Nevada, camp has been under development a little over a year and a naif and In that time its Veteran ore body has been opened and 3,000,000 tons of ore placed In sight that will average 3', per cent. The discovery of an old Mexican mine near Florence, Nevada, recently. Is another evidence of the richness of that district. There are forty-twInches of ore In place at the end of a 340-fotunnel, estimated from pannings to be worth at least $60 per ton. Immense bodies of fiuxing ores, just the kind to mix with the silica rock from the Goldfield district, are lying almost dormant in the districts of U&ehebe, Palmetto and Sylvania, awaiting only cheap transportation to give the section a first position by leaps and bounds, 6ays the Goldfield Tribune. At Wardner, Idaho, fhe recent opening of the Last Chance mine has put new life into the camp, and the famous Wardner lode has been doing soiie remarkably interesting stunts In the way of new ore development during tbe past few months that puts the on the Coen stamp of permanency Gold-fi- t stantly terest aniuiN ? Pctef O'Neill, a wil! known miner of Butte fell a distam o of sixty feet in the Dim Onn shall and was in- Trust A NOTES MINES AND MINING NORTHWEST o dAlenes. 200-foo- f A . Acts naturally, acts Truly as a Laxative. Lest PorMen)mon and Children -- ybungand Old. et its ijencjitlul Effect j Alwavs huv the Genuine which lias the full name of the Com- - - 1 pany CALIFORNIA Syrup Co. Jig manufactured . printed on front of every package. SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS one size only, regular pnee 50 yw battle. SICK HEADACHE Positively cared by these Little Pills. 1m rollove Die They itm. tram Dyspapala. Ie dlf.illou tod Too Hearty XaUaf. A perfect ren were the people who first music, auntie'' Child, they are consldeied to of Why, be prehlitoric. "Oh.. Untie, how well you do " JUST A TOUCH Llttk Not m, Drowetoeee, Be Teste In tbe Month, Coe ' you must have'" Kid (thickly) Toothache nothin! 1 ain't got no pockets In. dis. suit of clothes, an' have to carry me basebaJl In me mouth' "And who thought OF SATIRE. That Probably Mas Mean Employer Wince. Prof. Charles Zueblln, the brilliant and original socloioglht of the University of Chicago, enunciated before th tieigue of Iolliical Education in Net York & superb epigram. He who begins w 1th saving to protect bis family may end with neglecting ilshmily to save." DUcuRing the dangers of Immoderate living Prof Zueblln said the othif day It's by saving Immoderately that we coma to Inserting want advertisements Uke one I saw recently Wtated, capable office boy; salary, ed Tongue. Peln In They regulate the Bowele. Food as Church Tlthss. Ilernaldo In his Calendar says that In medieval times there was more food than money given for church tithe Genuine Must Bear Signature It Cures Whlls You Walk. Allen's Foot Ease is a certain cure for hot, sweating, esllcus, and swollen, aching feet. Sold by all Druggists. Pries 25c. IVint accept anv aubetitute. Trial package FRBE. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, L Roy, N. Y. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. Fac-Simi- le n4 ffrrroas D!mwm pv FITS Hu Vitas ftonr bv Itr Kl ReaUjrpp, mnnpiitly curwl Orpt Nenr ntl for b KlfK t! U0 trial hottl tmitlse. In-- , K. H. KUibo. Ld tfol Arrbgrrtwt, ihiUUelptiiA, Fa People never help a man blow hit horn because they ltke the music. Mrs. Window, Soothing Byrap. for rhlldraa Mottling, wifMo th gum, nauaai aauuaUua, allay palit, cum wtadawUu. U a bout than is unablt Many a to deliver the goods. wlse-lookln- g ffiittifiiip wages. " 1! Eccentricities ot Genius. is freakish. It is claimed that tbf brilliant Dr. Johnson used to touch every .post In his pathway. I know one of them geniuses. And does he touch every post he comes across ? "No;. he touches every friend hs comes across, or everlastingly tries muffli.'iA. Genius Louisville Courier-Journa- WHIMC,; - You wont tell your family doctor the whole etorf about your private rTHE FIRST TASTE to Drink Coffee When a If parents realized the fact that coffee coitains a drug caffeine which Is especially harmful to children, they would doubtless hesitate before giv- ing tlMbabies coffpe to drink. WN I waa a child In my mothers armi !d first began to nibble things at th table, mother used to give me coffee. As my parents used sips coffea inclusively at meals I never knewltlere waa anything to drink but coffeiffcd water. "Audio I contracted the coffee habit ear ll remember when quite young, the rfstinual use of coffee so affected y iSitnts .that they tried roasting wheat md barley, then ground It In the ID. a substitute 1 Well-vitle,- . I . I purposes of the Toilet BoM throarhoat th world Loodca.tr, Chartrh1uae Kq i; Par), A fttjpPrint! de In Pmlx Amin R. Twm Oo , Bydner. Indie, 0 K Peuioik Oitfie Moitf Kofin 4'nwA.o,, Uamye. Ltd. Toll to. South A frx, Lennon, I Jepen. id , t epelowa fta , Huie fcfirelo fAfiek, Hoeeow: V 8. A PtHfer Imui it tbrn Cnrp- - Hde Prnpe 4 Poet-tre- e Culicure Booklet oa ike Ue. Pee, to conquer - all female diseases. Mrs. Norman K. Pamdt,of Allen town, Pa writes : Ever since I was sixteen years of age I had suffered from an organic de- rangement and female weakness ; in consequence I had dreadful headaches and was extremely nervous. My physician said I must go through an Operation to get well. A friend told me about Lydia E. Plnkhamg Vegetable Compound, amU took it and wrote yoa for ad.ice, following you r directions carefully, and thank to you 1 am today a well woman, and I am telling all my frieqds of my experience. J i : TOILET ANTISEPTIC Kaepi (hs breath, teeth, mouth and body enlitepiicslly clean nnd ires from unand disagreesbla odcre, healthy (erm-lif- e which water, soap and tooth preparations alone cannot do. A germicidal, dis in feeling and deodorizing toilet requisite of exceptional excellence end .economy . Invaluable for inUmed eyes, throat snd basal and uterine catarrh. At FACTS FOFLSICK WO MEM. For thirty years Lydia E, Pink-ham- s Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, has lcen the standard remedy for female ULC1 drug sad toilet and has positively cured thousands or stores, 50 eents, or women who have been troubled with by mail postpaid. after having best refee we ever tas;ed c now get good sleep, am free I fropi hWvousness and headaches. recoin Band Postum to all coffee drink' ' ers "Times Reason. Nani given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, k;ch. Read The Road to " h pkgs. Evtrteaj th abovs letter? A new one iPPtars from time to tlmo. They are ptins, true, and full of human darings, and for alt tbe VEGETABLE COMPOUND foF coffee. coffee for suppe'.i could hardly sleep, and on rising h the morning would feel weak and i ervoug. " A fiend persuaded me to try Post-uply wife and I did not like It at fink, but later when boiled good Now we itmng it was fine would lot give up Postum for the for Sunburn, Heat Rash, LYDIA EiPINKHAMS tit did not taste right and they weDt kick to coffee again. That was long dore Postum was ever heard of. I contjiued to use coffee until I was 27, and ben I got Into office work, I began tf lave nervous spells Especially after keakfast I was so nervous I could tSrcely attend to my correspond Uce. "At figlt. For Preserving, Purifying: and Beautifying: tbe Skin, Scalp, Hair, and Hands, illness you are too modest. You need not be afraid to tell JIrs. Pink-haat Lynn, Mass., the things you could not explain to the doctor. Your letter will I held in the btrieteat confidence. From her vast correspondence with sick women during the past thirty years Bhe mav have gained the very knowledge that will help your case. Such letters as the following, from grateful women, establish beyond a doubt the power of Baby. coffe1 nan, as. nun . l. Germany Export of Feathers. Germany sends 29,000,000 feathers s year to England for millinery purposes. - Purely Vegetable SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE man of Seminary avenue, notldnl this advertisement, couldnt rellk replying to it. His reply ran: ft beg to offer you my services. Slnldyou require a premium I could funsb 100. You do not mention 8 lit ays should I have to work on thatTfeq? Neither do you stata whethet Re applicant must be clothed or not, hat I have concluded that he must at least wear trousers, or he would be unable to carry home his Inter!, the-HI- .), UVKH. TORPID The winner Is he who gives himself to his work, body and mind Chas Buxton. ' $1 U week ?A young Leamsj Nw edy for Dtutueee, "Dear me! what an awful toothache to. The officials of the United States Smelting, Refining and Mining company were made glad last week by the receipt of the first carload of structural steel for the new roasters. The company has ordered about 200,000 pounds of this steel, and the first received Is that which goes into the foundation. For the past quarter of a century Butte has supplied 25 per cent of the worlds copper, and whether or not its values are Inexhaustible, it is demonstrating right now that the old reliable camp Is just as rich as ever and Is producing ore in a way that must be gratifying to those who have banked their all on that camp. Several hundred Pittsburgers are stockholders of the Amador Consolidated Mining and Development company, whose property In Montana has The stock was proven worthless. widely boomed and two experts were sent to Montana to make a thorough examination of the property, a favorable report being received. The first stamps were dropped In the Seven Troughs district on May 27, when the Kindergarten mill at Seven Troughs and the Mazunia Hills mill at Maxuma started a battery of flv stamps each running. The trial In each case was highly satisfactory and as a result both mills will be running as soon as a few alterations can be made. New machinery Iras' recently been Installed at the Indian Queen mine, in Beaver county, and from . now on splendid progress can be expected in driving the tunnel to the logical point to find the real resources of the mine. The tunnel is now in a distance of over 600 feet Tbe mining camp of Round Mountain, Kev., has a dividend payer, the Round Mountain Minin g company last week having posted Its first quarterly dividend. The company will pay 4 cents a share, or $ 40,000. The earnings or the month of May are said to be $50,000. A leasing company Is making good t tunnel on the progresa on a Lucky Ridge ground at Pearl, Idaho, to strike the Lone Star ledge, which averages six feet In .width with an average of $22 a ton. Tbe Iron DoF lar leasers are in 200 feet with their eroes-cu- t tunnel. aches due to Constit through the hips. r and he lost his reason from grief dull headache and They stole out softly, closing the dizzy spalls. Dropsy door hi hind them, and proceeded to appeared, and my the next Inmate. Tb's cell-w- as feet and ankles thickly padded, and swelled so I could the man within was stark, staring not get my shoes on. mad bI wall Wiery, and had despaired of Who Is this?" Inquired the visitor This 11 cured when I decided to ever repeated the attendant try DoS Rdney Pills One box helped "This U the other man!" Tatler y me I nii that I kept on until enEXPANSIVE RECEPTACLE. tirely cirei " Sold 1T 111 dealers 50 cents bos FosttTMlltiin Co. Buffalo, N. Y. J i displacements, inflammation, ulcera-an- d tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, ba ka be, that bear-ing-dow- feeling, flatulency, indiges- - n tion,dizzines3,ornerYousprobtration. 1l' A 'TtY MKXlfk TOlVi brt( fclttvtn. lug plumb- lri iftkliy, 4t Lirgi Trial Siapli with miivm ane atauvV j j THE PAXTON TOILET CO., DAItYFLYRILLFRlis SUfl'IS aod ku Ft. al, Actual work no bnufca- - IwothirJimf il nt B rv diritfesd aim ot workman. M HffOL OF L iRiW fc fwnt a KA BbH L to LLft Lal . Lot Anfle LU (urnta enstaant.ttMsik a all t ASTROLOGY orfifilickf Mistna ftt Batina, ftpemlitt! tell Mfontadrof U- - Cf pruts and rwlinir fl. birth, boar, data. pUra. fcamaei Mwln Halt, Bos U. Trvpfcu California. bifi Ccomr? Atrok. W. N. U Salt Lake City, No. 23, 1908. u v - ; 1 Bostci,Mut -- Abwvltiteif anoot gill artlnfl ove, itia aiTthlttc. WrmidHHb, anil EiMt-- t wltiH, IVIDOWS"41 pensions s An uuruntmd tlv. Mali STWlpT laS a ImUys N CW LAW A, oauieo l |