Show HOW TO DISCOVER IF IFIE IFiE IE LOVES Some poor advice and much that Is silly finds its way Wy way out but out of the big universities now and then rhe latest exhibition of the 1 e In In- iino ane xv was as at Columbia where here a professor gave a class of I girls three bree tests to determine If ir a 8 joung oung is in love as s ollo ol o os o's s 's First get drunk with him bim Second play cards with him Third note what he laughs at How to follow v the first rule is thus Ihus set forth Corth t. t Having Haying arrived at the club zig- zig Ig- Ig hr ag you jou ou must protest vigorously hat bat you jou never drink anything g but butt fI t little wine or champagne my Jear ar However you jou would Just justas as tas soon toon have 6 gin if it would make ou feel fHI better The gin Is pur pur- and a called so-called orange Blossom Om Is mixed You merely merel sip hIs and then begin a wild flirtation tion Ion with the nearest earest waiter You then protest that youre you're cockeyed my dear and androve prove rove it by trying to kiss the cute laid bald spot on that adorable ador ble old faan nan an at the tho next table You then Dust laugh and long at ever everything thing Jn n general and nothing panic fri In par tic lIar ular saying to your our escort Oh youre you're face is BO so funny If u the gallant escort survives Ibis ho he Is Js a lover In the third de degree degree gree and may be safely married nd filed for future reference Bonder Wonder how much parents pay to t ha e have tb their lr daughters rs instructed with nonsense of that kind r Any young joung ung co coed ed who is so doubtful of the affections of her admirer as to require a test t st so risque Is Ie deficient in perception and incapable incapable Incapable able of analyzIng tho the actions of her het he male companion What an immense amount of tomfoolery comes from the daily life Ute of the big Institutions of learn learn- l arn arnIng ing log |