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Show I j I THE BINGHAM NEWS ' That if the county commissioners could only see how some of the mon-ey they appropriate is fooler away they would quit making appropria-tions. That no telephone company forgets the right number when they are mail-in- g out their bills. That one lady admitted the fact she hud a car, but it was kept most of the time in the repair shop. That there have been some smooth auto salesmen in Bingham the past month. That the sheriff's office force seem to forget that Salt Lake City in on the map. That many of the school boys and girls go to bed after midnight, now that school is over. That of all popular days in Bing-hu-during the month its the pay-day, on which nights some people who don't own a car can jingle a dollar. That Friday the 12th will be a red letter day in Bingham, the opening of the Gem moving picture show. The first attempt to bust the trust in Bingham. Thut the streets got scraped just at the wrong time, and now with the incessant rains we have plenty of :ivud. That we don't change the sire and style of our paper every week. That there is Advertising we don't want. That in spite of all we contend the Bingham telephone girls are prettier than the picture would have them be. That William M. Jardine who Utah trained for the position of Secretary of Agriculture said in Ogden on Wed-nesday "We cannot afford to send out anything but quality stuff. It costs as much to ship good stuff as poor stuff." This is certainly a word in time. That Oliver Wendell Holmes once said "The smaller the caliber of mind, the greater the bore of a perpetually ojen mouth. That we would like to see some of thedrier regions get some of the rain we are getting. Did It Ever Occur toYou That some women may appreciate cavemen but we don't. That we appreciate the confidence of a friend when he Introduces his real best girl to us. That some people may call it an argument but we contend it is a pret-ty tough proposition when there is one laying on the ground. That according to Dr. Wiley whose analysis of "Genuine Bull Durham Tobacco" has been recently given out it is composed of the following ingre-dients. Alfalfa, 63 per cent; arsenic .00 per cent, opium .01 per cent, fluid .03, Tobacco 27 per cent. What one might call real bull. That the barber may have an ex-cuse for scraping acquaintances, but not for cutting them. That the smaller a man's mind, the less he see mi to know about it. That Life's race is .strenuous wheth er for money, fame, honors, or pleas-ure. That you may take an ass to col-lege but you can't make him think. That to avoid criticism these days, one should do nothing, say nothing and be nothing. That as a rule the bachelor does not make a good diplomat, altho there are exceptions, like Dan for instance. That the prices of tickets at the GEM will not vary. When you ap-pear at the office with your twenty cents you may rest assured there will be no additional money charged. That the firefighters of Bingham will soon have an equipment they will be proud of. That over ninety per cent of Am-erican cities use American La France fire apparatus. That two or three officers should be on the kiddies playground during the evenings and if not possible otherwise use clubs on the young men who are hogrglsh enough to deprive the kid-dies of the camp of the swings, giant stride and other equipment provided for them. That Mark Jones, head of the Amusement Committee of the R. C. Gemmell Memorial Club is still fur-nishing members of the club with the best obtainable in the state of Utah. That it is a good thing the popu-lar songs of the day don't last. That truth is stranger than fiction and more decent. That the party who knows a cer-tain fellow will never amount to any-thing, is sometimes badly fooled. That it cannot truthfully be called a drug store, but why not call it the miscellaneous store. That the "Clift Club" at Salt Lake City can supply fisherman with every thing they need in the business. L D. S. Church Notes Baptismal Services will be held Fri-day evening, June 5th at 6 o'clock. Children not accompanied by parent should bring the record of their With and names of parents. Funeral services for Margery, the ten month old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. C. J. Laney were held at Salt Lake City on Memorial Day. The speakers were Mr. Betts, Bishop, A. T. Shurtliff of Wamlmore Ward, Bishop, and C. Lyon of Bingham and Bishop Stayner Richards of Highland Park Ward. The opening and clos-ing prayers were by W. J. Salmon and Delber Lambert Interment was made in the Kamas Cemetery. Strawberries I I Are at their Best Now 1 I V7 Buy of Us the Best Strawberries I on the Market I PHONE FOR PRICES I Mason JarsAll Sizes I Jelly Glasses and Rubbers jiitf I Wells Groceteria fel I Phone 63. ' j0 PR'CES Ladies of Bingham When you visit in Salt Lake take out a Hot Home Cooked Meal packed ready to serve when you arrive in Bingham. TRICES REASONABLE Our Meats and Vegetables are the best Package Grocery and Delicatessen 77 E. 2nd South Salt Lake City, Utah A few yards West of The Stage Line Office LARK MERCANTILE GENERAL MERCHANDISE FRESH AND CURED MEATS i' m LARK, UTAH YOU SHOULD CARRY A POLICY IN THE NATIONAL CASUALTY CO. of DETROIT, MICHIGAN BECAUSE They provide Indemnity for loss of time due to Accident or Sick- - . ness. Confining and Non-Confini-and BECAUSE We issue the most liberal and broadest policies on the market and pay our claims promptly, as the following list shows. Bingham Claims Paid in April L. O. Harris $ 6.00 A. Magnum 8.33 . J. Lyke 30.00 V. J. Dorton 35.00 A. Rolando 16.00 R. S. Terry 6.00 L. Baker ... 10.00 y. For further information Call or Write TONY RINO P. O. Box 131 Bingham Canyon Utah 1 I I P ill What a joy comes to the wife and If f r jffl the kiddies when "Daddy" remem- - N : ... l(fl bers the with a Lon Distance caU! i inn4llui.L..i.JJi n His actual presence comes over the 11 ' I H wire with his familiar voice, his in-- H i f f in Jj quiries about their health and the U j i) jj little happenings of the household. fj J JSJ III Every Bell telephone is a jjl (J ""I Long Distance station, inviting j ?; I gsSoS. the, traveler to communicate Wi & :,i J iPphl with those who are dearest to Days are shorter to the home WW,j k iiHA t$t folks when know $fah i l5rO J will' hear from "Daddy." His ffl F&Z jry calls are major events in the p IT B 4ft "SsT fyfr ufe of family' ' 1 vis. Mf And Station-to'Statio- a rates , fM 1 TiiJf ll I nwi telephoning inexpensive, .f-- ' lljj I One Policy f d s!l Directed One System fc( Jk U m towrd . ; Universal Service The Mountain States Telephone & Telegraph Co, I mmmtmn", "gJJI tJMMiMMMJainjMM a, in i ii iiimiiM - ."" Cadillac I I i Expert I I Ambulance Attendants Ambulance Service Co. WE TAKE A PATIENT FROM BINGHAM TO ANY HOSPITAL IN SALT LAKE CITY FOR $23 00 Phone Phone 1 Salt Lake, Was. 4040 Bingham 17 California Hotel BOARD AND ROOM Home Cooked Meals (Italian Style) J. GRANDINETTI Fresh Milk for Your BABIES Special Early Morning Delivery for Baby's Breakfast USE HOGAN'S ALWAYS For Sale A business in the main part of Bingham, known as "THE CLUB" Best Location in Town Apply 482 Main Street Bingham i Watted Anxtety Nothing In life la more remark ible than the unnecessary anxiety which we endure and generally occasion our-Hlv- Ileiiconsfleld. Proper Nails for Sh'tngle$ One of the most commonly neglected features In shingling roofs Is the mut-ter of nulls. Good xinc-eoute- d nails always should tie used for wooden shingles. It Is folly to attach a high-grad- e material, like the best wooden shingles, with cheap Iron nails which will rust out In a short span of years and allow the shingles to work loose Exchange. Ancient Roman Temple The Malsou Carree, or Square bouse, at Nlines, France, is perhnua the most perfect of extant specimens of ancient lioninn temples. It Is thought to hn"e been built In the Second century of the present era. No Use Only Dreaming Get busy. The dreams ilun't come true unless the- - work does. Atlanta Constitution. Long Wait It you think ull tilings tome to him who waits, just sit down and wait hd1 see how hungry ou got. Arkansas Gazette. Red Sea Unchanged The ltpd Rea at the present time U approximately the same width as It was at the time of the Israelites' cross-ing. The breadth of the sea ranges from 100 to 200 miles. Learn Other Birds' Notes Birds inherit calls they utter when In the nest, but In many Instance! learn the notes of the birds within Round of whose voices they have been reared. Proit From Experience Experiences are stepping stones In life's progress, said Emerson, but he Implied thnt one must pro3t from -- periences In order to adwnce. The greut trouble with most people who stand 'itlll Is that they do not profit as they should. Grit. Chlorine Gas Not New Chlorine gas has been used la the treatment of some diseases since 1852. |