Show i FLASHES OF LIFE By Tho The Associated A Tress Press WASHINGTON Uncle Sam has a I. I little April fool tool joke for tor Insistent thirsty folks who disregard gard tho constitution Beginning today denatured alcohol will be found Cound to be nauseating having kerosene nc and various ulous other tasteful things in It Further to prevent some things thing being taken Internally prohibition prohibition tion enforcement Is now a I whole bureau by b Itself being divorced from Crom Internal revenue BASLE DASLE TIle Tho number of or jokes In the tho world has been decreased ed edby by one on Switzerland has a tI navy at at least a mercantile marine The Rhine Is open for tor navigation AS ns far tar na as Basle NEW TORK Another other Another debu debu- debutante tanto tante prefers a Job to society life Miss Victoria rc daughter aughter of at former United States senator from Cram Now ow Jersey Jerse walks from Cram fashionable tall Park avenue every ery morning to business Fifth avenue and works from tram a. a in tn to p. p m. m telling folks where when and how to tour What her tact poise and experience In travel will caus caust her to pay In Income taxes Is a secret HAVANA S Senor Capablanca who once had 1 ambitions to be a 8 and sol got ot 2000 for top top- topping ping all the chess che experts In New Xe NewYork NewYork York recently should be unperturbed about the sums paid Sig- Sig Signor Signor nor Ruth Built and Senor Luque A band bond and fireworks met the chess master ma tor at tho the boat And hell he'll probably be making even more money from Cram chess chets NEW YORK Tako YOnI Take It from her business bushness manager If It anybody tries to prevent peaches from tram In a Chicago Cato caCo couple of ot weeks hence there will be injunctions inJun An n Apollo has been picked for Cor her ller partner partner Leslie Leslie 21 who has been In musical comedy conned NEW EW ORLEANS Signor Signer De DC Pinedo wants to learn the slack cotton because It black sounds like I shirts I MORGANTOWN W W. Va Pro Pro Professor lessor fessor rN or Hugh Stiller Miller of or Union col college lege loge Schenectady N. N Y must be bea bea a I. I handsome man Handsome Iretta Izetta Jewel Drown Brown Is to marry morrY him 1101 When hen she seconded the nomination of at John W. W Da Davis at Madison Square garden one of or her ller telling arguments was his good looks COY COVE NECK N. N y Mrs Mrs Theo Theo- Theodore Theodore dore Jr Is running for Cor office and ond Is sure to bo be elected She Slie Is unopposed as ns a candidate for town treasurer of at Cove Covo Neck eck which after years ears as part ot or Oyster Bay Do won Its Independence a II few Cew months ago by vote yoto ot of its Ils 12 taxpayers MIAMI BEACH At BEACH At a pleasure resort modern Miss Mis America Is fast Miss America V speed eed boat has set Iet a new record of or miles an hour for tor a mile straight away In salt g lt water water NEW z YORK YORK Hereditary gen gen- genIus genius ius Mrs Irs Elizabeth Cobb Chap Chap- Chapman Chapman man daughter of Irvin Cobb Is publishing her first book Writ Writ- Written Written ten In a 11 Florentine monastery while on her honeymoon It deals with the matrimonial struggles of ot ofa ota ofa a modern E Eve NEW HAVEN HAVEN-A UA V EN-A EN A child should say MY milk at the age of ot two and not gurgle soup In tho the opinion of ot Dr Smiley Blanton man ton of oC Minneapolis professor at nt Vassar who gave his views In a I. I lecture at Yale Tale A child should talk by two years ars ho said It Is very serious If It he does oes not talk by b three or four Cour Most children he ha added could talk plainly It If forced to do so |