Show TOM I o. o SAYS YS I Well Seli in St St. Louis a tailor petted bis his wife wiCe with an Iron so the touchy woman wants a divorce I One might say the St. St Louis tailors tailor's wife seeking divorce has a tailor made divorce suit In Its union suits there is strength but divorce suits are caused by br some weakness i And some of ot these divorce suits being pressed should have been sent to the cleaner first Divorce suits stilts are worse than bathing suits because they leave something for the imagination One might say the Moscow stock- stock stockIng stockIng Ing shortage Is caused by our see see- seeing log ing just about all of or the stockings here And Moscow l has a. a shoo shoe short abort age a e. e They haven't any leather You Vou can get leather off of of Mos Mos- cows cow IOS I But since there are no stockings In Moscow mosquitoes will get so I fat they will be easily slapped Iowa man tried to make his son I work So the boy shot him Maybe I he will claim he is a college boy bo I A boy bor tells us he will vill be glad when college starts Says he be hasn't I II I had a decent drink all summer Had a slight earthquake in Mex Mex- Mexico ico leo California doesn't know yet how those others crossed the bor bor- der That's why wh the time Mexican l border is guarded So tourists wont won't return with a bottle full of oC earthquake When coal starts for the cellar celar Us Its price heads beads for the time attic i Cloudburst hit Fabens Faben's Texas making th place almost as wet weta wetal a as al New York London has a street made of rub rub- ber No o doubt the tho younger children there arc bouncing baby boys and rind girls Rubber prices are arc still up They are arf stretched But some day ono end is going to get loose Copyright 1925 NEA Service Inc |