Show II I WOO Sport Dope FISHING G. G There's Theres a a. difference between a confirmed loafer and a confirmed fisherman a a. confirmed loafer gets along alon without a row rowboat boat I Fishing was conceived Ived by an n Ir Irresponsible irresponsible responsible citizen seeking fee king to reach new high levels In the art of ot Fishermen arc ar divided Into three classes 1 those who sit lilt all day and catch fish 2 cn those who sit all allday allday allday day and try to catch fish 3 those who sit nil all day Nothing pains a fisherman so poignantly as all the seven that hat got away Nothing pains the listener so poignantly an OR the story of ot how the got away It Is estimated there are 1432 different varieties of ot fishes not In Including In- In Including eluding the human fish who re re- regards gards garde a drenched body and a sun- sun sunburned burned neck as symbols ls of or com corn compete complete pete success o e are Tt There Tere are few things more sprightly or diverting than a con con- conversation conversation venation between beten two enthusiastic fishermen seriously bent on a days day's record catch The routine form torm Is s Any luck Nope To get a n complete account of or a aull full ull days day's as dialogue l e. take these thelle two tio lines Ines repeat at hourly hour Intervals shake halte well add hot water and there you OU are or were as M the case may mOl be lie We w-e e wonder onder It If the time ever e will come when the walking delegate to the tho fishes fishes' union will demand that the he practice of ot stuffing l' l prize fishes and mounting them on shellacked boards In the Moose loose halls of or the country be reversed The thought of or seeing a a. wide VIde girthed fisherman tacked onto a mahogany plank swinging from the he doorway of ot No o. o 3 fire engine house houe louse and carrying the Inscribed information that this same Otis P. P Sapp once caught a Mississippi river with his hll bare hands hande may not be very ver perU pertly to may not be very pretty prett to even an outrage of ot long standing with the fish family |