Show I Sport Now low that the pitchers have I I stopped issuing posses passes to Babe Dabo Ruth old Dan OLeary O'Leary returns to fame rame as ns the tho worlds world's greatest walker walk en We lYe are beginning to suspect Mr Dempsey's favorite fish Is ap- ap I Ho lie has hM Just told tol 1 reporters reporter Carpentier gave gave him his hardest tight fight We Ye see by the papers a Latonia horseman used a battery to speed speedup up a horse Wed We'd ed be more moro Interested In seeing a 0 battery that would speed spee 1 up trI a. a ball bali game s ISome Some one has discovered King Solomon the tho heavyweight Is not a Jewish lighter fighter It will not be lC long until someone discovers he is not even a I fighter tighter A monument Is being erected to the memory of or the tho man who introduced baseball in the tine Orient Perhaps because It proved pro a flop over there There are arc many ways was to ac acquire ac- ac acquire acquire quire distinction One Is to refuse to pose for a ad ad- Mr Sir McGraw has Issued a denial he Intends to leave Ica the Giants I. I This seems almost as un un- unnecessary on- on necessary as a statement slat ment from the Egyptian I Sphinx family that thaI they Intend 1 to start talking this month To even matters with Red lied Grange Granle In a II publicity way It is I. suggested sug that Dill Bill drive drive- a coal wagon during the tho winter I It to be 1 0 true that Harry Wills Wilts Is 11 nothing but a II tottering tott old I black wreck It all alt depends on what idiot your Idea of a tottering old black wreck is We e dont don't know what has hap hap- happened pene-d pene to the Athletics Maybe lEn Mr Mack saw a 0 nice cool coo l cellar advertised for Cor rent and his old passion llon got the better of or o f him And of course youve you've heard of or orthe o othe f the minded absent who got go t up lip in the morning poured cream creamon creamon on his watch and an wound his oat oat- oatmeal I meal |