Show I I I I I i I I I II FLASHES I OF F LIFE i F I By Dy The lat 1 Press s NEW YORK Love YORK Love laughs at locksmiths and wars Solden Chaplin third secretary of our ourI embassy at Peking Is unable ourI to I come to New York to be b mar mar- marrIed married married ried So his bis fiance Miss Mary MaryPaul MaryPaul Iary Paul Noye Noyes and her sister Hope are going to Peking eking for tor a II cere cere- cere- cere ceremony ceremony ceremony mony In ht the tho American legation March larch 5 S Tho PArIS Tho first line of a play really can make mak a hit The curtain went up halt half an hour late Inte at a high priced come comedy d The play began becan with What hat tIme tim Is IsIt isIt isIt It Applause an and l laughter then were more pronounced than any following I i PRINCETON Beginning with the tho next college colleg year ear no ton Prince ton student may own or operate the tho automobiles In the th vicinity ot of Princeton The Th reason for tor the tho ruling U le that motorIsts motorist records are are tho general student a av- av average craic av-craic and seven persons including five students have been killed In fn motor accidents in a year NEW NEST YORK Horton YORK Horton Malone legless beccar eggar who In dress clothes has been going to parties front his hotel suite in a 0 1000 car while Mm Mrs Malone Malono has lias been wintering at Miami is to spend penda t a month In ht the work worl house hou c Do- Do Detectives De Detectives who watched the substantial Sub Sub- Substantial sub substantial pity bestowed on him tint ILl as ho he pushed elf Into crowds on ona ona ona a little rolling platform figured he be was taking in about 1700 a week FORT MYERS What Fla-What Flo What more appropriate way tor for Mr and Mrs Irs to observe ob erve their forty first forty wedding anniversary than going to tolie the movies He Ho invented In them the TIte trip was wa made In a vehicle o of gift gift I i the tho vintage of at 1914 1114 tho the otI of ot dear ii rl ury nry Ford I NEW YORK YORK-It YORK It you Wish with to bear tear a golden olden voice olee at home horn tree free tune in on ou and connections at 3 0 o'clock eastern limo lime tonight ion Nation T Talley lie will be b on the theall theair theair all air LONDON When LONDON When arand a rand grand granddaughter crand daughter of Levi Z Leiter gets to 10 the house of o lords thero there will willbe willbo bo be some som originality r there thero In makIng this prediction as a to what peeresses woul would l do when permit permitted ted to sit Baroness remarked The Tha peers seem eem to tome tome tome me like tiles flies file In III a a warm arm room buzzIng around very cozily Ingenious ROME fellow rellow these aviators a Rodgers had to dIstill sea water to drink In tho the Pacific Crossing Cross Cros n the th Atlantic Pinedo used all hIs hla hl drinking dl water and andrain andrain andrain rain water gathered fathered by sponges r to tu cool a boiling radiator in the equatorial heat NEW YORK YORK-As YORK As a a method o of shooing away mashers masher turning In Ina Ina ina a fire tire alarm Is quite effective but Mrs E A Motto will trill carry a pOlice whistle hereafter Tho rho judge told her to in finding her gUilty o of disorderly conduct for tor forthe forthe the tho alarm Sentence was sus- sus suspended suspended u NEW YORK Now YORK Now It may be tol told the the l-the the cause cau e of ot tine the war Dr Falter alter L Niles Nile Niles medical dean dan at a Cornell Comell says nays it is possible that It If the kaiser bad had not been affected with physical deformity Jle he h would not have developed l a defenso re- re reaction reaction re reaction action against an Inferiority Complex com com- complex com pl plex x And nd possibly some somo of ot Mus Mu- Mu moods may b be traced to Poor digestion the tho th dean believes cs Jugo BELGRADE BELGRADE Slavia le I excited over the third degree methods used by tho the police Tho rhe naked truth truth- truth truth-a a man with bruises nIl all over his was body body wa produced In parliament by the tho opposition party when a government go spokes spokes- spokesman man man argued there thre was wa no docu docu- documentary documentary proof of or charges The uproar was wan such uch that the was l |