Show Dorothy Dix Talks ff l 4 YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HUSBAND EATING OUT OF YOUR HAND IF YOU FEED jIM HIM WELL IF YOU DONT DON'T EXPECT HIM TO BE A TIN GOD AND IF YOU RUN YOUR MARRIAGE AS A PARTNERSHIP BUT PARTNERSHIP YOU'LL BE HAPPIEST JUST LOV INQ HIM ENOUGH FEED THE BRUTE TIlE HUE T lIE best remedy ever devised lor or keeping a husband from Irom runnIng around t rt nights Is I to lo flU 1111 him SQ so full ot a good dinner that thaL ill alt lie ho will want to do Js Is J to crawl in a n bIg biff easy chair ch lr by his lila own fireside Id and nd lit it down In we ease and digest t It t J Make Mako home the most mott comfortable S spot on earth to a man and you wont won't need to worry about whether you are art losing your figure or not Your husband will always alway su see S you glorified surrounded d by the th u- u sa avory I 4 vory Incense that arises from your A pots pot and pan pane No TO 0 SUCCESSFUL marriage was IS ever pulled ot oft In a house where n a tired hungry man came homo home to a a meal meat o ot of burnt meat moat and raw I raw ip vegetables vegetablE's and soggy pie plo but on the con conS con A i y the tie lla that binds many laDy a man to the V eiBa wife lle Ime has hs outgrown Is her cooking I I- I i S- S When nature made our stomach stomachs DOROTHY DIX twice as bl big bla as IS our heart hearts It made food more Important to us than senti sentiment ment and the wife who doesn't rec recognize this is il lacking I In gumption So If you want to keep your husband eating out of your hand keep It filled with his hs favorite dish I DONT DON'T EXPECT EXPECT TOO MUCH OF F A SIERE IERE MA MANT MANitE MAN T THE itE trouble with most wives is that they think they have married a demigod They have built up out oC ot their heir Imaginations Imagination a crea ture creature who Is js a composite of ot a movie a cash register a matinee mallnee hero iero and Job And when they find nd out that he is just a plain ordinary ordinary nary everyday sort of ot ft Ii human being cut out of o the same ame bolt ot o cloth rioth as their father tather and brothers they are terribly disillusioned and disappointed About 90 per cent of the marriages that go on the tho th rock rocks a could be salvaged If wives had sense sens enough to make the best of th the husbands they thay th y had Instead of bemoaning them themselves selves because they are ar not united to fairy prince IF GF I F WIVES would only reflect that a n husband who Is a dumb maker loTe-maker love love- maker is often a mighty good provider that a husbands husband's Irritability and apparent grouchiness Is generally sheer nerves and that the eon rea-eon rea rea- rea reason son eon he be doesn't want to ta take taze e wife out nights Is because he is so cx- cx ex hausted exhausted In mind and body that he he- la Js ready to drop with fatigue how bow much happier they would be DEVELOP A FUNNY DONE There are aro things in married lifo life lit over which a woman must either laugh or cry and its it's it a lot better to laugh Th The Tho wit wife who can con make a Joko joke instead of a tragedy out of her husband husbands little personal peculiarities has solved the riddle of how to be ha happy though oUgh married OF O V f F COURSE Its It's silly for tor or a great big biff strong strone husky man to get as dis cross as a spoiled baby when he is 15 hungry 01 Of course Its It's dis for lor him to swear a blue streak when his collar button rolls under a bureau and to be upset because somebody moved his bis hi brushes from the to the lefthand drawer o of his chiffonier 0 Ut Of course Its ls coursel's weak for tor or him to let that little eyed cow flapper dapper wheedle him Into giving her the time vanity eRse ease she was working him for lor or Its It's irritating that he has to have hase mone money coaxed out of o him and It humiliates you ou to death when he be does does various and sundry things that you are sure the noble and heroic creature that toil OU thought you yon were marrYing would never neer have done But Out you can break your heart over these things and drive your husband away from you by nagging him about them or you can laugh at them and rivet him to you with hoops of steel by joking him about them Believe me m there ther is no other virtue that a wife wit can possess that equals a of humor and none for which a husband is II so ao gratefuL gratefuL- BE lIE A GOOD SPORT TAKE HAKE T AKE marriage as s It Jt the comes comes the good with the bad the tho bitter sweet Give as muchas much as you take Pull your our weight eight In the boat Dont Don't expect your our husband to bear all the burdens and let o ou go bO scot tree free Dont Don't renege on your marriage vows When you have hav sworn worn to take a man for better or worse wone wor e do it It Make Mak him hima hima a comfortable home homo Bear patiently with his faults fault Live within hi his income Dont Don't nag Dont Don't fret Dont Don't whIne o Dont Don't complain because you haven't as much money to spend as some rich woman wor-un has hat DO TEAMWORK MARRIAGE jARRIAGE I Is literally a partnership and you can ruin the firm or bolster It up as IS you will When a poor young couple get mar mar lied lied their future future depends as much upon the wife as It does upon the husband K It she Is thrifty and ambitious and willing to do without the be things thines she wants that he may put the money In his business and push well well-to-do on to success Its It's an almost certainty that they will be do lo by the time they are middle middle-aeed and that ho hc will be spoken of ofas ofIs oa as Is one on of ot the substantial cI luns In the community In which they Iba But if the young wife Is extravagant If she Is socIety society mad mad and and bent on running with people better off than she sho is she will keep her husband in debt all of ef his hi life He will never have any chance to rise rile rl In the th world and when wh n they are old they will be down and For no man unless heIs he heIs heIs Is an absolute financial genius can make any headway against a wasteful wife LOVE HIM 1 N THIS Is comprised all the thc lore of ot the prophets prophet If you love your husband enough you will seek hi his hie happl ness ss Instead of your own and you will find your happiness In making him happy DOROTHY DIX DIX- Copyright by Public Ledger |