Show Dorothy Dix rr alks QUANTITIES OF F KEEP fOUl HOOK BAITED SERVE GENEROUS ON HOME BREWED FLATTERY PIN A FEW MEDALS YOUR HERO HUSBAND AND DONT DON'T TRY TO CUT HIM OVER TO SUIT YOUR PATTERN ADVISES DOROTHY DIX DONT DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR BAIT DAIT to to 1 OST om women n think after they have captured a man mau and led him MOST M the altar altaI that they th y can sit git pretty and take lake thing easily for or the remainder ot oC their lIes eg This is a a mistake Any flapper can capture a hus husband band but jt t takes a we wise dame to keep one eating out of her hand Therefore after marriage con to practice assiduously the arta and wiles with which you baited your hook when you lan landed ed your poor ish fi h t fOiSt yourself dolled up as aa a much as aa pos pos- f H KEEP ib his at fr f W AV sible Of Many any a 11 man mall ceases to look wife wite because she has let herself become har bardon hard bard on tho the eyes Bo De pleasant and amiable Dont Don't arg arge argue e No man would marry a woman if H he j knew beforehand that she was GoIng coins tU to 1000 be beI I his storm storn and strife Keep the little littie petty worries an ancares cares of your day to yourself Your DOROTHY DORTHY DIX husband has ha plenty of his hll- own and for a tired man to bo be met at the thedoor thedoor thedoor door when h he returns home of an evening with a detailed account of how naughty the children have been and how high butchers meat is and that the faucet in the bathroom Is leaking again is adding the straw that breaks break I the camel camels camel's back l tj DONT DON'T SPARE THE TIlE SALVE you married you ou led your husband to believe bellee that he was B the handsomest th the wisest and the wittiest roan man In the and the tho one you ou admired most When be he spoke you ou listened to him Os as it if he be were an oracle You laughed at his jokes and bogged begged him to repeat his hIe good stories Keep ott on gIving him the glad hand Out in the world your husband gets geb so many bumps that his hi vanity is kept sore and bruised and arid aching all the tho time It is your cue to pour over it the healing ointment of your admiration and make him foci feel that you are the one person lit In all the universe who really appreciates him at his hi true worth Let him see lee that In your eyes he Is lx better bettel looking than any movie star star- and a fascinator and a spellbinder to boot Homebrewed flattery Is peculiarly Intoxicating and no wife is ia In danger of losing her husband so long as her jolly makes make that of the vamps vamp's vamp taste as flat as skimmed milk after a cocktail DONT DON'T FORGET TO SAY THANK YOU YOUIT'S TS pretty discouraging to a man to spend his hi life toiling to tn sup support up-I up ITS IT'S I port his family and have them them take It just as at a matter ot of course nd no more than they had a right to expect and never mention an anything any anything thing she does except to knock him for fOI not making more money mOlley So dont don't wait until husband Is dead to tell the world what a wonderful man he was Pin a few medals on him ashe as aa he goes goos along him over an and o over er Again that you on think no hero ever eHr do does a T TELL HELL braver bravel thing than the tile man who otters offers himself up every day of nC his lire life as a living sacrifice to his wire wife and children who tolls toils in a ahot ahot hot bot office orlice In the summer that they may go to coot cool places In the country who goes shabby that his daughters may have ha finery and denies himself the little luxuries he be cla craves es to give his sons th tb education he ho never had Shower on him your appreciation and gratitude for all that he does for you and it will wiil make matrimony worth worthwhile worthwhile while for him and keep him from being one of those hus husbands bands who spend all of their spare time wondering what made them do it anyway DONT DON'T MARRY MARUY A MAN TO REFORM REFORd nn YOU dont don't like him as he ho stands with all aU his faults thick upon I IF him dont don't take him Leave him alone It l you ou dont don't like a a man who drinks or smokes or plays plas the races or who has low mu musical comedy tastes let him hini be It you ou dont don't like the way a man has his hair hail cut or the sort of or collars he wears or 01 the way ho eats or er the church he goe goes goes- to or the friends he ho has let him go hIs hia way u peace Dont Don't marry a poor trusting unsuspecting man and then set yourself to change all his habits and alter his viewpoint of life By the time a man has reached a marriageable age and Is capable of supporting a wife he has haa worked out the manner of living that gives him the most individual and comfort and you interfere with this at your peril THE lIE man who cant can't do as ns ho he pleases In his own house who cant can't cantA TIlE T smoke in the parlor or eat a dinner without being told how ba bad l everything he likes is for tor his stomach soon hunts up a place where where- where where-he he has more snore liberty So if you want to keep your husband dont don't feel that It II your sacred duty to correct his grammar or his pronunciatIon or his table and generally to cut him over according to your own little perforated pattern of a husband BEN n get married to get a not to acquire a permanent iVI on the hearth or a schoolmistress But more of these commandments on Wednesday DOROTHY DIX Copyright by Public Ledger Ledgel |