Show W N LET IE I DY BY THE TIlE WAY wn I W III Dy 11 Service Writer WASHINGTON Jan 26 So the people mav may know know- know A careful observer noted that Senator Thaddeus H I-I Caraway was WIL ever an and 1 anon tugging at atthe atthe atthe the tops of ot his ils socks alt all Frequently all too frequently frequently- the tho vulgar Is lit permit permitted ted toil to peek leek at a tiny portion ot of the Iho Caraway tiling ships The Tho awful truth Is that Cara- Cara Caraway Cara Caraway way way wears ao no garters While the nation atlon rises to de- de demand demand de demand mand as one man How long this has been going going- on we has has- hasten hasten hasten ten to add acId that tha it hasn't been ben very vry long A page was wac sent onto the tho sen- sen senate zen zen- ale sen-ale ate floor by your OU correspondent to confirm Ills his lIe He w was to ask Senator Caraway on be- be behalf be behalf half ot of o this newspaper whether the senator did or dd did not wear garters gaters and It If not how come The courier r returned with an admission CUd and a defense The was vas that Senator Cara- Cara ways Card vay s l last I Jjr of oC o carters garters had hadI I worn out an and that he lie hadn't since since been ubie O to g get ct t any Our between co Understood that the sonn senator or hadn't been able to get set the kind he ho wanted but the secret seems to 10 b be that Cara Cara- Caraway Cara- Cara Caraway way vay is too busy watching the tho Rc Ite- Ite publicans no-publicans publicans Ard tid theres there's not a aman aman aman man in the tho senate Berate who can pene pene- penetrate the G 0 1 j P 1 al aimor mor on oc- oc oc occasion casion better bette Carawa Caraway garters carters gar gar- car or no sorters garters Anyway ho he wanted It distinct distinct- ly 11 distinctly understood that ho 1 wasn't adoptinG a collegiate fad tad Just to feel young youns Again agan or even en for tor rea- rea rea reason son Soil of ot health The senate senale and anti hous bous clerks clerIcs are receiving Int nt lJ lessons In pronunciation following delivery ot of President Coolidge's guan Nicara-guan guan message to congress cong In reading the message the tho senat clerk who have hate been ex- ex expected ex expected to do better belte than Ills his house contemporary himself with and bizarre renderings of oC r such proper iuAn names name 1 as Puerto Cabezas zano zano and even with what he called There was no halting or sturn hung bling stumbling The k lust just swept through these thena names hit lilt or miss and he 1 generally m missed Sonic Some Someone Sonic one one must have whispered to him himat himat at one ono point for when ho bo read I y th th first ho he cor cor- cor cor- cor u the name flame occurred future The Tho lr president may In the fu- fu fu ture lure have bave to spell out such inca mes- mes sages ages phonetically In Justice to toll Ue tIe e clerk it must be said that the delivery was otherwise per per- perfect Senator Henrik Is try try- try ing trying to help the Nicaraguans al although though he differs 1 with the ad administratIon ad- ad administration ministration on how they should be helped I the tho lowly and oppressed Is old for tor Ship Ship- stead Ship In Minnesota they still tell up around how lIe a came me gallantly to the aid or of Frankie Smiths ducks Frankie lIv d on a 11 farm out outside side driving through the stopped rora forit for fori it a i drink drinis of or water Ho lIe noticed away And obViously very rankle I-rankle was very unhappy too loo lIe He ex- ex explained ex cx explained that the tho ground where the tho ducks were parked was Ill all clay sandor and that they had no sand sandor sandor or gravel to eat Frankio was wa afraId they wO wouldn't win the duck prize at the fair Whereupon put rankle I-rankle In tn the tho car nd off ort they went to a They ahoy shoveled sand into the of or tim tho car and nd brought it back for the duck And to the stOry goes the ducks perked up from that time on and Frankie won the tho prize at t tile e fall fair |