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Show Lord .TInjor of Wtlirr. (wairriN av tnKTriux)w 1 Dehold, I am Ird nnd Mutter here, Cries , the Blunder , To all Weber valley I command, Obey ray laws nr you'll be damned. For I tailli unto you, and it muit come to pin, That I control the water thatgourm thegraisj No matter what thy creed may be, I am Lord and Matter, 10 look unto roe. A fool la a fool, Andawiie man wlte, Hut the fool it the tool Of the wlte man'a list. 80 1 tiyeth unto thee, my wire friends all, Obey my laws tho' bitter at gall. It may teem to thee I've no right to command, com-mand, Hut, behold, I am the King o'er Bun: m't'i great land. White lervlng a minion In a southern land, I found ilnncri quite icarco and In great demand: lint yarns about a mliquoted 8iatc, Where winds n'er blow early or late, Drought me retulti, that for mouths I had planned,) And caught me a tucker, for the promised prom-ised land; Hut he went back on lilt lord and master, lleraure I tried te tqueeie him with a porus piaster. He came with his family, which were four (that's plenty); Except one all wlte son, whote age wai twenty. He would not Icavo Ills aonlhern clime, Tofreezo to death in the luminer time. I'll not abide by the lawi of the land, Ai long aiablulT will mako a good Hand, For my life hai been righteous, in thli great land o Zlon, That lit to the extent of an African lion, I will not Impoto on n man that's too big, Nowlll I jtrctpancu aootbernjanU -BlOlaftliilllis'1"1' "i"''1r' I Won't steal awafpeace, Joy nor hope, Hut Just pick It upaud take a good mope, And leayo him to rmlle, 'twlxt cactus aod thorns, Until his bands aro all bunions and his ftet are all corns'. My ten commandments, both noble and true, Is tho only religion I ever knew; Bo work ye all to gain my stand, And you'll slide right over In the promised prom-ised land. TDK TBI COMMAMJMICNTS 1. Thou shall net carry away of thy neighbor's goods that are too large for theo totnuckle. 2. Thou shall not covet any othct man'a water, unlets ye can bluff him into abiding by It. 3. Though 1 halt not covst thy neighbor's neigh-bor's cow, pig, hone, or other animals, unlets thou art stronger, both physically and mentally, A. Thou shall not tell Ilea on thy neighbor only for greed or gain, unten to make him think thatthou art brainy. 6. Thou shall not show thy pugltlttle qnallttss to thy neighbor only with thy toaiue;lfotherwlie, only to Intimidate I and deinorallre the community. 0. Thou shell notturn walerforlrlgst-lug walerforlrlgst-lug purpotee from thy neighbor's dam, 1 uuleis ye can talk water and iujuncllon, 7. Thon mint nol Incur farort upon tby friend and neighbor, unlen yo deim it ncaioof sour grspes. 8, Thou tli alt not sing such congt "Brother jou are called to leave u, In llitant landi to roam," except for tin express purpose of roping sinners, 0, Thou shalt not uodertake to convert con-vert a sinner, unless thy conscleacs leads thee to lellore that windstorms, squirrels, grasshopieri, mlaqultoei, thlitlei, thoint and other petit hire never been produced in Utah's sunny land. 9 10. Thou ihslt not disobey these ten commandment!, unlen ye expect thy ell to be d d forevcrand eternity. I'm a man with great brain and other distinction, It no one comes with a good contradlc- . 1 tiooWgffi To fl"Vj!L3rV ml,l'aU woea That I'llRM''' thli great mind ol Aro njhH'Mlo consume the tun- And IcMBtfsUen and the clouds lu rne2stf' And '3H1 protr to a large de- Away wtuuDva ruin and give me full And TlffJHL 701 I'm King ol some pooJWor thra. |