Show Taking Flicker Ou Out of of Fireflies 2 M New Lighting Lighting- 0 0 Plan wi j F orries J ies Don D 1 J e I ll t t Q efe they h h hI i I J I I boh bou i found a vr r f some m fo to 1 mk I l 7 9 I I h t fl r l f fr oUK J Y ii- ii 1 r nt t f c H t r tiLff iL ff 11 t r 1 L 1 b I t r J I t-ry t 4 I- I r j N I p T a 7 I I 1 A 1 I By Dy DO DON HEnOLD HEROLD Copyright New Kew York TrIbune Tri Tri- Tribune bune Inc ALF the charm of ot a 0 lightning HALF H bug buff I Is that hat It goes roes en on and andoff off oCt like the tho headlights of at an old Ford on a bumpy road Yet science clence has gone cono to the th trouble to find a way to make mako the glOw of lightning lIs bugs hues continuous It seems to me that this Is one ono ot of the things thines that science might have left leCt until later but scientists scientist are area area area a little stubborn and when they get started on I a thing thine they work It out whether hother It means any anything thin or not A graduate student of ot Prince Prince- Princeton Princeton ton Prince ton William V S Creighton has die die- dis discovered covered that Injections of adren- adren adren all ali will wilt make mako a lightning II bug r o glow v tor for as IlS long lone as 24 hours without the usual Intermissions time limo the bu bus bug Is all 1 burned ou out as they say sa ay ot of old roue and of Christmas tree trEO bulbs DONT DON'T WASTE ADRENALIN DHE ALI Tho The American Asthma associAtion association association tion Cot of which I 1 am Second As- As As Wheeze Recorder has h-as ha en- en entered entered en entered a I protest at this misuse of adrenAlIn In tear fear than an exten exten- extensive extensive sive lve application of the tho substance to lightning hues bus may result In ina Ina a 0 marked increase In Its price They take tak the stand that there thereTO are aro already I plenty lenty of good light light- lightIng Ine lag Ing systems but that there thero Is nothing that will tako take the plAce of adrenalin lIn to relieve asthma Henry NIs-h NIs Suffocate Pred- Pred President dent of at the tho Asthma association sAId ald yesterday or I perhaps it was day before yesterday but yesterday but no matter Inasmuch as a ho he did not notay gay ay It anyway What Is the younger generation coming to Everybody Is trying to find some somo new way to turn night Into day With ever burning lightning bugs buB buBIn In 10 universal uso Use every hayfield eld and pasture will 1 be bo turned Into a IL great white way and gayety will wl know kno no bounds bound Our younger youn I tolls folks already gAl avant around too much at night What at this coun- coun country coun country and try needs need Is 18 more moro darkness more home life As he Ito spoke he be patted his hl little daughter Ad- Ad Ad Adrenalin Adrenalin renalin affectionately on tho th head Just how tar far this this- discovery will revolutionize modern Illumination allon methods method cannot be bo said at this time The Tho Omaha Dee Bee Rep nep thinks It will III anti and The Tho Fort Worth Wasp Dem thinks It wont won't Hero here may be bo a II new superpower says Tho rhe rhe Stuben- Stuben Stuben yule Stew It may rival NIagAra Falls Fall and Muscle l Shoals Thero There are ar an awful lot lotof lotof ot of lightning bugs buga but In the tho world Henry Ford ICord jig Is I said ald to be bl run run- run nine around In circles undecided ed cd as a to what move to make next rT GI-rT SORE SOIa EYES LYES The Tho Th corri schools school aro are said aid to be bo overjoyed at tho tir pros pros- pro aroI I e ett t o of a now new illuminating power th that t will sUI supplant plant the candles now used most of their under under- undergraduates graduates Most of our students have soro sore eyes by the time they get their Ph D B said the bu bur bur- bursar bur r sar ar of one of the larger mall mail order mall order unis But these schools forget forset that adrenalin costs cost 5 a 0 dollar an ounce and for tor all 1111 we w know It may take talce a 0 aquart aquart Quart to keep a lI lightning bug buc lit up all evenIng It If so cor sor burning the midnight adrenalin may meLY be a luxurious Indulgence It might be cheaper to go co to day school Insect lovers are aro not over pleased with the th prospect of ot non non- nonstop nonstop non stop lightning hues bugs bug They think the present sYstem Is good goodenough enough It If old fashioned light light- lightning lightning ning bugs hues were good enough for tor our fathers they ought to be good goodenough enough tor for us they argue arrue And besides they want to know how howa howa I a nature student Is going coins to know leno whether a firefly going coins down the tho road Is a 0 firefly or a 0 man walk walk- walking walk walk-Ine Ing down the road with witha a light light- lighted lighted ed ell cigar cisar In lu his hand band That brings brine us to tho the chain cigar stores tores TO iO LIGHT CIGARS HS One On of ot the tir major problems of chain cigar store storo operation Is 1 the mAintenance of satisfactory cigar clAr lighters In fair Calr weather and foul toul In III calm and In wind Cigar Clear store storo magnates are arc pleasantly agog agos- at atthe atthe atthe the thought ht that their worries wordes In Inthis inthis Inthis this respect are arc perhaps at an end A cluster custer of ot fireflies on the counter and a tank of adren adrenalin allis alin underneath may solve the cigar lighter liter situation forever One Ouo chain cigar clear store stor proprietor proprietor tor has already made mado plans to give a 0 lightning bug bul with each 25 cent and to Inject Into old lI lightning bugs tree free of charge charce Our reputation lion tion for friendly servIce I Is our greatest asset ho he said sAM CAUSE COLLISIONS But let us put ourselves our In Inthe Inthe Inthe the blace of th the tir firefly said Thomas Cusack the t grent sign mAn Maybe Maybo ho he does docs not want continuous display In our bust bust- bustness business ness floss we w have found that lights that go co on and off oft have hava a I much greater attention value than lights that stay on continuously And after all nil tho the firefly Is funda fundamentally mentally an advertiser Ho lIe may bo be maybo maybe advertising ad for tor a mate It so science had better bolter be careful or It may defeat Its own ends and extinguish tho the genus firefly by ending firefly mating Or lu he may be maybe ad advertising for tor food tood Or ho he homay mAY bo ho just flying lying around Or maybe tho the little flashes fla h s of ot the tho tiny aro traffic signals to other fireflies and who knows but what It If science tinkers tinker with these o signals it may moy result its III thousands of at collisions collision In the tho fire fire- firefly fly firo-fly fly Cly world an and 1 the tho ultimate ex IX extinction of or ajl aJI fireflies It or wor rica rles me 1 The Tho body of ot a man believed to tobe tobe tobe be that of ot a former member ot of the tho Dublin metropolitan police pollee who disappeared during the th Sinn Sian Fain murder campaign five Cho years eau ago was recently found In a bog bo near Athboy Ireland |