| Show I I a y cr T r i-r T it r i Gd cr f 6 t B ll ao h I t h 1 nc WL flea va ii ov ove r ra a hat Getting What One OneAll a Wants Alla All av a AI Matter atter of the thet therA rA y ry a t n 4 8 Right Colors s 4 N Names ames Thoughts Thoughts w S and Numbers N u m b ers According to- to to toy aEe 11 y r lr 11 Miss iss e Rexford Rex ford Who TV Thinks Thin It z y Proved by Her der Own Own Romantic Smiling happily ford happily what firmly Miss over Rex Rea believes she accomplished A Achievements C h t jl s pushed s solely through h what sto sha calls her mental radio love are un HEALTH i ai AI 11 i almost mn f H three blessings universally desired And since health wealth and love have always been so poignantly coveted men and secrets by women omen are arc ever seeking new which they may attain these precious prizes And always And always there also also there has ever been a grist of ot solemn and long faced Aunt Fannies in in every gen gen- generation gen gen- generation generation to- to stand to-stand stand about and lugubriously explain that there aint no royal road to health or wealth or a lest best young manor manor man or or woman p Then the the they doctors doctors they say health Is hereditary all depending on how your behaved hh himself the naughty boy As for wealth each new million dollar realtor or stock stockbroker broker or beauty sur sur- surgeon surgeon surgeon geon or Vi what hat not will describe the nervous indigestion in or hay fever he got while getting his first million mi Hell He'll add that a man pa pays s by George in his sweat and blood for every dollar ho makes above say twenty a week And then love lover Yes indeed indeed love Well Well- Well Quite a few years ago a Roman gen gen- gentleman gentleman by by name of Horace remarked that if it Julia had a feeling for Brutus Brutus was was sure to reciprocate by by hav hay haying having ing a very trong feeling for Chloe And Chloe to keep the painful ball roll roll- rolling roll rolling ing would be sure to be head over heels in love with her boy friend Agrippa who didn't care a string for her at all Yes this love goal was harder than a aman's aman's amans aman's mans man's first million harder to attain than the anchorage say of-say say of-say-a of say a wildly floating kidney Everything E was so all m messed up p in life and men and men and women I Im were all all such stubborn folks for So-for So for a long time the time the philosophers and the flappers rs have agreed Nobody could be sure of getting anything especially espe- espe especially dally love lo And then a lady who comes from Cali Cali- California California fornia ran her finger through her curly bobbed head She smoothed out her sky blue pink she gown gown she is a color psychologist psychologist psychologist among other things And she spoke like a young person who knows It alt all Stuff and nonsense says she Its Its It's easy to be healthy Its It's easy to have all the money you ou can spend Its It's dead easy to gather in the kind of husband a girl dreams of I know for know for Ive I've taken unto myself all three three How did I do it Why simple my dears I just went out and called them in on my Mental Radio Well well well all rather perplexing I Especially when thi this young young- young person whose name name by y the way woy is Orcella flea ford Rei-ford ford concludes s Theres not a ribbon clerk alive but could be a millionaire if he chose Theres not d a longing old maid heart somewhere theres somewhere theres there's a longing old bachelor heart to match Theres There's not a case of asthma or housemaids housemaid's knee or nervous digestion or hay fever but somewhere theres there's also the cure on the mental radio I Iguess Iguess Iguess guess I know Fo For I operate my mental radio every day in the week with marvelous marvelous mar- mar results So Miss Rexford very explains ex- ex explains ex explains plains And so of course we all must most solemnly listen Now as a wise wiseman Plan said a longtime long time ago the proof of oti A the pudding is a in the eating Miss Rex Rex- Lord Cord feels that the proof of the high hig power and nd no static of her radio lie lies in inthe I the results it has brought home nome which speak for tor themselves out of her mouth I started life a cripple she berm I was just out ont of college when 1 I fell fellin fellin tellin u in love I was a hero worshiper and he was my hero until he did something which smashed my ideal of him I 1 1 told him I wouldn't marry him if he was the thelast thelast lost last man on earth He told me likewise he he would never ne marry a woman wh who had such a temper as I had We separated I went home to nurse a broken heart And rapidly developed a tubercular bone and the doctors came and put me in n a plaster cast and I 1 lay down to call in on my mental radio all the inferiority complexes and gloomy thoughts and weary musings any young woman invalid with an imagination can call in Miss Rexford Rexford tells about some of her thoughts just then One particularly kept running through her head never be married 1 I You'll never be mar mar- married mar married ried You'll just be a cripple for life Youre You're done Youve You've thrown your chance away I Then she saS sa'S says though she didn't at that time realize she first discovered her mental radio Nobody then had heard of any kind of a radio but it existed just the same and she discovered it it One night when Iwas 1 I was visiting rela rela- relatives relatives relatives tives in Eastport Maine I 1 lay on my bed saying to myself Theres plenty of health and ond plenty of wealth and ond plenty of love in the world All Ive I've got to do dois dois dois is to send out and call them in At last in a flash of second sight and youthful rebellion n I got up out of that bed and cut cut my plaster cast quite away The next morning I wall walled walked ed down to break breakfast fast while all my my relatives started to scream And from that day I was never nevera nevera a cripple again Id I'd radioed for health and got it though how I didn't yet realize But Bat consider my plight I had no money as my small inheritance had been swept away going from doctor to doctor hunting for health But I started to study colors and colors and numerology That's the science of names and numbers and their interrelated vibrations Finally Id I'd mastered the tho some secrets secrets some of them them- them of color psychology and I wanted to start out and tell the world I had no money at aiL all I 1 just sat down and Imagined money would come orne to me And it did in did in the form of a 50 legacy left me by an old relative I didn't even know existed I took 15 bought a hat and a ticket for Portland Maine and gave my first lecture and made 75 From that day dayto dayto dayto to this Ive I've never been troubled about money money My ow IW has come to me Why not Theres There's plenty plenty of mone moneys money in the tho world and if we think prosperity thoughts instead of ot mean menn poverty thoughts we get what we think As a aman aman aman man yes yes that's the explanation explanation explanation tion Health and a decent amount of wealth Miss liss Rexford attained quite early arlY but men lingered She wondered why Finally she decided They lingered the brutes because Miss Rexford had a high ideal for her prospective mate And bhe he didn't just flatter latter and feed teed pamper the tho rascals when they came courting cour So with serious erious scientific intent Miss Rexford examined all desirous swains who came courting as she explains he be her herself self One other thing she also explains with a bit of puzzlement That was that none n none ne of the Boston gallants gallants- gallants Miss bliss Rexford was waa preaching color end numerology to the Bostonians then then- then seemed seemed to appreciate her little litho pre pre- pre matrimonial QUiz outs at alL aiL v W s N Nv tI- tI Ar 1 a t r ii I i t l rY I Jr r wr w r T 1 I a r r k dr r r 1 t Tr 2 ht Miss Orcella Rexford who claims to have haver f r found the man t i x she loves by means of her mental broad broad- 3 J A At Y Yr t tr casting but who refused r to marry him until he e his name to one then friends had bad that her theories r C r had invited me to take n a trip with them However despite Miss Rexford's stern sciences of numerology and color and such she never found her ideal man though she was radioing for for him fran frantically If It one man would consent to change his name in accordance with tho demands of numerology ogy he mulishly re refused fused to wear an orange suit with brown polka dots So of course the match motch was all off oft And Miss Rexford exford was really getting in quite a badway bad way for she she-as she she explains bad made up her mind to tobe tobe tobe be only married married only to the ideal man But let her tell a little of hers her experiences at this juncture tell hem JEm in her own words I started stated In feverishly to radio Ot or course I 1 made ou out my blue print first fiut Everybody must when they radio for II a amate amate mote mate or money or heal health h hor or whatnot whatnot not rite all the requirements down This Is what Miss Rexford wrote Ito Ho must be kind be obedient If It his name doesn't vibrato vibrate by on- on numerology nu numerology he must change it it He Ito mustn't smoke drink chew or use bad language He lie must ert ent e t bathe bothe live breathe e 3 to my hygiene worked out by me I 1 would never agree that he did not exist exis 1 I merely kept saying to myself Somewhere 1 he e is waiting for me my mate my perfect husband And then like a flash in tho sky I 1 knew lie He was only six w weeks eks away pway So it was broad broadcast cast to me on mv my mental radio About to o Alaska and I 1 listened in on my radio and herd ird Mm him calling me I would meet him Up north I 1 ISo So I went to work I bought myself a complete trousseau my wedding gown of white tulle with all the colors of north north- northern northern ern lights flutter fluttering ng from the bodice in fn tulle draperies I 1 took alon along alone yards and yards of pink d and blue and yellow ellow and violet China silks to decorate the church where we would be married my ideal man and I 1 At last we wo had reached Dawson City He lIe came to to me-to me to con con- consult con consult sult suit me about numerology and his vibrations vibrations vibrations He sot sat down opposite me across the table in my improvised studio And AndI 1 told him him- him Your names name's name namo s 's s all wrong I You must change I it ill t I I always hated it he said Pick me 4 g f 71 4 tf N M fi i y f i r w wr wr wK ws wa r r K s a trip t e sr 1 ti i 1 H Miss R R dem demo her theory theory the- the ory about the deep significance of numbers num num- bers and names rames and k f kv v showing why Orcella Or- Or J cella Rexford is just H Hany the right name for fora h her h 6 er T a r r any ony name you choose I On the spot I him Gain Cain Gregory 4 as that I found is ia the name which for him w-i w means health wealth Then f I happiness and love s r he ne asked me to choose choose r rr r his colors for him and l 1 c i selected him him suits with grass green stripes and andi i snuff colored waistcoats ff r with a dash of orange orange piping all piping all bright and striking and successful t I were the colors I chose chose for him And he did not not balk Then I read to him him from one cf my books books hard words sarcastic words to test him You You see I was weary of these these low living men who had hereto hereto heretofore fore proposed and I wanted to see se how he would pick the alse ilse from the true true This is what Miss Rexford read Eat as much as possible Al AI Always C ways drink plenty of ice water Dont Don't think of what you eat nobody knows anything about diet anyway Scorn all information about calories vitamins and such nonsense Eat plenty of and drink quantities of soda water gin ginger ger ale liquor and such as these will give you diabetes and cirrhosis of the liver besides helping you 1011 to get rid n l of your teeth Read gloom literature and dont don't forget that anybody who ii is cheer cheer- cheerful cheerful ful is probably hypocrite hypocrite- hypocrite Miss Rexford had read thus far when the newly christened Gain Gregory held up his hand Stop stop I he said You cant can't jest with me that way Youre You're just test testing ing me met mel 1 Useless For long I have bave been the Hygienic Man Mon ever sin since since e I 1 first read your works My dear lady 1 do donot donot donot not liquorI smoke I 1 do not drink strong liquor I do not chew or use profane language And I I adore you rou Im I'm going to marry just as soon as we can con arrange the details I knew had you come the no no ment ment I 1 saw you your For 1 I have been radio radis- n In for you these last two years So he spoke Miss Rexford had met her mether ideal The smokeless at at least strong language language- langu ge man less less man And ner advice to every one is to wear the right colors and be guided by bythe numerals Co Hit ii q 07 o Ind r I IJO 4 |
