Show HIS TREACHEROUS MEMORY Trick II njfd a Man After a Ifobee Night Off I should bate to tell you which ont of them It vu but It happened oa the night of the Mcdllllcuddy banquet The man himself told me about It u lot IOWB My memory Itnt very rod and J bud several things on my mind When I went out Tuwdajr night Intended to comu horn early but I dropped Into the spread at the Hold Atwood and It WAS put 2 a in when I truck my doorstep You ought to hae seen me sneak up to the front door and tumble tum-ble for my key I reckon that no one ever did a tllckrr job than I did I havent been out so late for months but 1 g1 Into the hallway without making any noble and sat down on the stairs and removed my Shoes I learned that when I wo courting my wife Why I have dono slicker Jobs In getting get-ting out of her limuo ami Into mine without seeking either of the famlllea than Spike Hrnnmay ever did In hit palmlnt days of burglary I went upstairs up-stairs to the chamber door and pushed on IL It creaked some but It gave way and I v > aa In I expected to hear someone some-one ay Will Is I that our but no one did although fancied I heard the oft breathing of my wife I didnt light the gas Not I I slipped off my clothes decided not to wind my watch for fear of Its click found my robo da null slipped Into It and edged around to my aide of the bed Then I calmly and steadily and deftly slipped In I was alonel She was gonet And then I romombered that she had been away Uo day and I had known It all the time It I had only Hopped to think Sobor7 Certainly I was I hadnt drank I a thing but spring altr and Worcester hire IInllceIwlat nal |