Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1926-08-05 | Page 4 | Barbs

BARBS By Tom Tom Sims It If this Isn't hot enough for tor you you know where when you can co go o One thing wrong with the United States State Is the th Atlantic ocean Isn't as os wide as the th Pacific Dont Don't tell joke jokes New York girl dislocated her jaw yawning Peggy Peicy Joyce Joyc says say cay she h isn't int en eared Doesn't sound plausible Farmers threaten to make mak Un Un- Un Uncle ele cle Sam a 0 a man juan without any coun- coun country coun coun- country country try Get Gt a legible laundry mark Laundry marks mirka make snake fine tin clue clues All things como come too late lat to the fellow tell ow who waits alts Save Savo your self respect and you save all I Exercise rem removes ves fat Yet Tet s some me women have hav double chins chin A stitch In time tim In a bathing suit saves ves a a reputation Rouge Houie is popular because lack ot of sleep doesn't ruin rouse rouge This Is a tine fIne tin strawberry sea aea season son say lay the th dry cleaners r People who go away on a vaca vaca- vaca flon dont don't always alway get ct one It If Vesuvius does docs erupt Musso lint will wilt be b jealous Hay Is all right but make mak Ice cream while the th sun shines CopyrIght 1926 1 2 NEA EA ice Sen-ice Inc