Show Into yie Sport Sporty Dope Ir i I E always thought Charlie WE i Chaplin was the tho th funniest look look- lookIng look But tag Ing guy y In the th works that was we wo saw sav aw KIng Alphonso Alphonse In a a college cap cap eap and gown gown- own own- and the tho th Prince of ot Wales Vales In Boy a-Boy Scout uniform a Theroa Theres something about Demp- Demp Dempsey's Demp soy's sey's Chicago go KO- KO contract that Fe- Fe re reminds minds us of an Installment house WV i 61 i The Tho promoter 1 paid ld 10 down and promised the rest the nut time tim the boys bos saw aw him bins S S SWe We We see e by lIy the papers paper the th Rc- Rc Re Republican publican party Is urgently In neeti of so an n Issue May M y we w not a choice chalco of or the following a The stymie st b The o system c e The Tho Th Intentional lonal pass pasa 0 d The Th rabbit punch MIxed foursomes Mixed e U leaders Cheer gf t g And an organized relent relent- relentless lets less crusade against all sophomore tenors who Insist on murdering Valencia The Volga oiga Boatman th and and- the Prisoners Song Sone without p provocation o English bred colt rat rat- rated rated rat rated ed as a beIng better than Man ran last spring print was beaten the other l lir ir 1 day day-by one on of 1 Man kIds Back In the after acter the tho th race the tho snippy ManO War kid turn turn- turned turned turned ed an Imprudent head to and said What a tramp tho the 01 old 1 man would hav hii hb made out of you e S 5 I Meanwhile old Man 0 O War Warl l loafing In his stall at a Louisville stud farm tarm read the tho account 0 of Crusaders Crusader's win In and anti chuckled to himself I X 1 always s did say tay that boyd boy make mak a marl mark for himself In this world even cven It Ir he ho was a around the house and used to rob bird nests and break windows 5 S S SHaving Having won the tho ht heavy heavy- weight title Jack Jaek Delaney Delancy lament s the tact fact that he ho has ha no one to Whip As A a n matter of at truth he had no one on one to whip when he be whipped Berlenbach S S S Critical as l as-l Is i the situation or of professional golfers goIters in this coun coun- country coun- coun country country try right richt now it could be bo doubly worse What It if Bobby Jones had been born twins S S S Some one on ought to tell this bird of ot the th who has been batting for Cor a month th that t the the tho lively ball Isn't being used this year ear S 'S S S SIn In connection with Ith the engage engage- Miss Daniels and Paddock Paddocks i q Is t s proposed that these two songs be used to pe pep up the affair 1 1 re sir rIses she's my Bebe 2 Clap hands hero comes Charlie I S SC sudry Apropos s ot of those sundry sudry and divers fight ficht contracts he be b signed Isn't It possible that our Mr Dempsey Dampsey Damp Demp- sey ey may spay have hav been tricked Into believing they were iver merel merely ro- ro reque re requests que quests ts for tor his lIs autograph |