| Show jho Into Sport Dope Pe EXTRA 1 AMERICAN tennis players ot of all sexes returning front from rom Europe with prescriptions pet alligators pet prescriptions and pet grouches announce an Ingrown determination to see seo Paris last or never from now on They've changed the tho ancient soup label from Lafayette weve we've come to my hat and lets let's get et the tho heck hock out of ot here I Brave Drave band of ot weary tennis pil pilgrims grims Garbed only In scanty silks and fashionable flannels limped oft off ocean liner the other day bringing harro harrowing Ingo tales ot of priva priva- privation privation tion suffering and diplomatic abuse Faces were ere gaunt aunt from diet of lobster with Ith grape com cOm- cOmplications complications and knees quivered In far flung breezes from existing In foul squalor of ot day a hotel hotels High peak In International tour tour- tournament tournament tournament of Insults was reached on muggy afternoon when a pair of spangled star spangled flannels had to walt wait four whole minutes tor for his limousine limousine sine sine- Anybody who ever had to wait walt four tour hours for street car on morn morn- mornIng morning morning ing replete with blizzards and zero attachments must know how terribly distressing ho he thing Is As the fur bearing fur pretzel remarked re- re remarked re remarked marked naively to Little LIllie Red ned Rid Rid- RidIng Rid Riding ing Hood flood It U It takes n a strong strongman strongman strongman man to carry an anvil who wants to be bs strong Mr Vincent Richards steps out outon outon outon on aristocratic limbs and indicts French loafing loanna set on ground they treated Americans Americana like day labor labor- laborers laborers ers This Is la more than the last It Is the last whisp oC goray hair In granddads granddad's whiskers and the day laborers ough ought to demand nn an immediate apology Still the tho plot might be bt more Involved What bat It IC France had mistaken one of ot our d day Y laborers for lor a travelinG tennis star Nobody knows how last war started and It if next war starts over enraged athletes nobody will care But But no mat matter how w many bun bun- bunIons bunions bunions ions this controversy ersy develops we must always alwa's remember France helped to give elve America her lib lib- liberty liberty lib liberty erty And maybe the time will come como when she silo will be good goodenough goodenough goodenough enough to help us find It again |
